I chew my food equally on both sides of my mouth. 25 chews on the left, 25 chews on the right...

heh, read Stephen Kings "Monster in the closet"? Read it years ago and made me close the closetdoors really tight for quite some time afterwards.

I have a ton of really strange habits

I don't pace when I'm thinking up a new idea. But when I do something really well or finish a project, I take a little "victory lap" around the house.

And then...um....sometimes I take victory laps for no apparent reason.

When I leave the house to go somewhere, I keep checking to make sure I've locked the front door. Walk from the door to the car...turn around to make sure the front door is locked. Get in the car and start the car...get out to make sure the front door is locked. Start to back the car down the driveway...stop and go back to make sure the front door is locked. Get down the street...is the front door locked? Of course it is...you're just crazy. Usually at this point I realize how obsessive I'm being and I don't actually turn around to check it again.


;)
Afrekete

I have a obsessive mouse complusion (I have to clean the wheels once a week)

Use my foot to raise the toliet seat.

I ALWAYS use the larger utensils. I can't stand eating with a small fork or spoon. :)

I chew straws, once they get super flat I bite off the piece, roll it up into a tube and then use it as a spit ball. My wife has a large pot on the other side of the room that I use for a target.
I roll the little piece of tin covered paper that comes off a cigarette pack into the tightest tube possible, tie knots in both sides to make it look like a dumb bell, or I roll it into a snail shape and set it on top of my monitor.

I also "click" my toes when I am getting a blow job.......

Good stuff!

Before I get out of the shower I dry both legs and the bottoms of my feet. When I finish the first foot I step out part of the way and raise my other foot to dry it off. Even though I have a bathmat to prevent the floor from getting wet.

I always have to click extra hard on the mouse button, just to hear that "CLICK"...lol...and if I didn't click it hard enough, I do it again, just to make sure

I hate to take the lead here, but I thought of another.

I'd rather wait to eat than eat in the car, or without napkins/kleenex handy. I wipe my mouth after almost every bite of food.

I organize the food in my fridge before any significant visitor arrives.

Maybe it's just to look orderly ~ because I always keep it clean.

The only one I can think of is that I check my stats every five minutes..

This is a great thread...

I tap the top of coke cans with my thumb a bunch of times before I pop the top... Don't know where the hell that came from. I do it every time without thinking about it.

oh, and the ball scratching sniffing thing.

I am guilty of the ball touching as well. I hope my girlfriend reads this, she thinks its just me.

I shake skim milk even though it doesn't seperate.

I whack the heel of my hand on the end of Snapple/iced tea bottles before I open them (and inevitably get tea all down the sides of the bottle from shaking it so much).

I thought everybody did that

I pick my nose and eat it. and when im hungry i pick other peoples noses and eat that as well :thumbsup

I always take toilet paper to open the bathroom doors and never touch any bathroom doors with my hands. obsessive?

think about .. penis residue that can get on your hands and then you pick up something to eat :)


I stand/hover on the toilet if I take a shit outside, most of the times I put toilet paper on the seat so I don't slip and fall into the toilet. sometimes I miss and hit the seat, oh well not my toilet :)

I always think about that when I exit a mens' restroom. I wash my hands thoroughly and then proceed to grab a door handle that has been touched by hundreds of men with God knows what on their hands. Kind of defeats the purpose. Oh well.

I usually kick the door in with my legs, and when I am exiting, i follow someone else so he opens the door, and i just run through it while it is open!

:thumbsup

Why Men wash their hands AFTER they take a piss?!?!

It does not make sence

you need to do it before, since you use your dirty hands with bacteria and things you touched before you entered the washroom, and then you touch your precious pennis!

Well...I squeak when I yawn/sneeze/get tickled if that counts...

Sometimes when I smile I bite my tounge also.

I also always look around and in a toilet before I use it...scary experience with a bug once. *cringes*

My nervous habit is chewing the inside of my mouth :(

When I'm showering, I HATE the soap/shampoo to touch my face, so I wash, then rinse my hands completely before putting on more shampoo or conditioner on.

No matter how tired I am, I completely unpack when I get home from a trip. This is really odd because I'm usually a slob.

I can't sleep with anything on my legs, feet or arms under the covers. Even if it's 20 degrees, I'll use tons of covers instead of putting on more clothes. I also can't have the blanket over my face.

I don't like watching TV standing or sitting up.

I can't sleep w/o a fan on - even if it's freezing cold.

I can't pee if there's anyone else around.

I'm petrified of the dark and have a flashlight in every room in case the power goes out.

And my worst problem: I can't throw away ANYTHING!!! :(

thats why you wash before and after

I try to avoid stepping on snow as much as possible. For some reason i HATE the sound and feeling of it. that 'CRUNCH CRUNCH' ACK!!

I do NOT like to touch cotton balls. EW, what a horrible feeling.

I will sleep with every single limb under the covers, even in reaaaaally hot weather.. even a single toe.. I have some crazy idea that someone or something is gonna appear and hack off anything sticking out of the blanket.

I sleep with like a gazillion pillows.

My clock is set 45 mins ahead. So that when my alarm goes off, I look up and actually calculate the actual time. This really wakes me up because I have to do that every 15 minutues (snooze button)

When I'm on the phone with someone, I always have to hang up first. Like it's a race or something. I also think it's a pride thing. It hurts my feelings to hear the person hang up before I do. I'm WEIIIIIRD.

When i eat, in a matter of 2 minutes I've already completely massacred my napkin. I still don't know how I do this. My boyfriend likes to point it out to me and laugh.

I will only flush public toilets by pushing it down with my foot.


and like a million other things. My boyfriend probably knows a few more.


I'm weird i know :)

A lot of men I know have really weird bathroom habits. I'm pretty easygoing with that stuff, though I do think about all the germs.

Never understood the thousand pillows thing. I hate sleeping at a girl(friend)'s house because her bed typically has 14 huge fluffy pillows. I wake up feeling like my neck was in a vise all night.

Sometimes I put my pinky finger up when I drink without thinking about it. Feels extremely faggy. Anyone know why people do that?

"I will only flush public toilets by pushing it down with my foot. "


I always do that :)

too much exposure to archer's sig maybe? :winkwink:

I place my right hand thumb on the bridge of my nose and push until I hear a CRACK noise (and other ppl can hear it too). Usually several times a day. I can breathe better after that.

I find myself fucking district managers for the dress barn.

It's funny how many of those mentioned things I catch myself doing, instinctively.

What drives me mad, is that I have the constant feeling of formatting my harddrive. I am serious, this is no joke. Whenever the computer 'feels' slower, I backup my shit, format the harddrive, and reorganize everything properly. Feels like freshly washed bedsheets, I can't help it.

Not to mention I love checking other people's AIM infos. It's like a curse. I should uninstall it.

THAT is definitely compulsive behavior.

Just thought of another one with all this talk of public bathrooms...

I can't stand to take a shit next to ANYONE else. If I go into the bathroom at work, even if I'm about to shit my pants, if someone is already in there grunting and stinking up the place, I turn around and find another bathroom or wait.

If I'm already shitting and someone comes in it annoys me to no end and I have to run away as fast as possible.

Other men disgust me enough, I don't need to hear and smell every detail of their fucking bowels from 2 feet away with only a stupid aluminum panel separating us.

Call me crazy.

understandable :)


girls at work are pretty much the same way. There was one girl in the stall while i was brushing my hair and she's completely silent.. no peeing or anything... then she's like 'I can't pee with anyone in here, can you maybe just turn on the water?'

I'm like that too at times. No matter how full my bladder is, it does NOT want to come out if there's someone right there. I wonder why people are like this. It's fascinating :)

I pick my nose.........and eat it!

What can I do...

So does J-Lo, you are not alone!

One thing that always blew my mind, do any of you bite your toenails? I used to watch my best friend to that sometimes, it's the most awkward position imaginable just to BITE what you can easily CLIP. Insanity.

you're not alone

mpeg,


yes, my friend used to do that when we were younger. it's so gross!!! I don't even bite my fingernails. Never understood that habit.

I format my hard drive at least once a month

I have another ~ I get all weird walking up an escalator that isn't moving... it just trips me out, so I take one step at a time Reaaaaaal slow.