The only one I can think of is that I check my stats every five minutes..

This is a great thread...

I tap the top of coke cans with my thumb a bunch of times before I pop the top... Don't know where the hell that came from. I do it every time without thinking about it.

oh, and the ball scratching sniffing thing.

I am guilty of the ball touching as well. I hope my girlfriend reads this, she thinks its just me.

I shake skim milk even though it doesn't seperate.

I whack the heel of my hand on the end of Snapple/iced tea bottles before I open them (and inevitably get tea all down the sides of the bottle from shaking it so much).

I thought everybody did that

I pick my nose and eat it. and when im hungry i pick other peoples noses and eat that as well :thumbsup

I always take toilet paper to open the bathroom doors and never touch any bathroom doors with my hands. obsessive?

think about .. penis residue that can get on your hands and then you pick up something to eat :)


I stand/hover on the toilet if I take a shit outside, most of the times I put toilet paper on the seat so I don't slip and fall into the toilet. sometimes I miss and hit the seat, oh well not my toilet :)

I always think about that when I exit a mens' restroom. I wash my hands thoroughly and then proceed to grab a door handle that has been touched by hundreds of men with God knows what on their hands. Kind of defeats the purpose. Oh well.

I usually kick the door in with my legs, and when I am exiting, i follow someone else so he opens the door, and i just run through it while it is open!

:thumbsup

Why Men wash their hands AFTER they take a piss?!?!

It does not make sence

you need to do it before, since you use your dirty hands with bacteria and things you touched before you entered the washroom, and then you touch your precious pennis!

Well...I squeak when I yawn/sneeze/get tickled if that counts...

Sometimes when I smile I bite my tounge also.

I also always look around and in a toilet before I use it...scary experience with a bug once. *cringes*

My nervous habit is chewing the inside of my mouth :(

When I'm showering, I HATE the soap/shampoo to touch my face, so I wash, then rinse my hands completely before putting on more shampoo or conditioner on.

No matter how tired I am, I completely unpack when I get home from a trip. This is really odd because I'm usually a slob.

I can't sleep with anything on my legs, feet or arms under the covers. Even if it's 20 degrees, I'll use tons of covers instead of putting on more clothes. I also can't have the blanket over my face.

I don't like watching TV standing or sitting up.

I can't sleep w/o a fan on - even if it's freezing cold.

I can't pee if there's anyone else around.

I'm petrified of the dark and have a flashlight in every room in case the power goes out.

And my worst problem: I can't throw away ANYTHING!!! :(

thats why you wash before and after

I try to avoid stepping on snow as much as possible. For some reason i HATE the sound and feeling of it. that 'CRUNCH CRUNCH' ACK!!

I do NOT like to touch cotton balls. EW, what a horrible feeling.

I will sleep with every single limb under the covers, even in reaaaaally hot weather.. even a single toe.. I have some crazy idea that someone or something is gonna appear and hack off anything sticking out of the blanket.

I sleep with like a gazillion pillows.

My clock is set 45 mins ahead. So that when my alarm goes off, I look up and actually calculate the actual time. This really wakes me up because I have to do that every 15 minutues (snooze button)

When I'm on the phone with someone, I always have to hang up first. Like it's a race or something. I also think it's a pride thing. It hurts my feelings to hear the person hang up before I do. I'm WEIIIIIRD.

When i eat, in a matter of 2 minutes I've already completely massacred my napkin. I still don't know how I do this. My boyfriend likes to point it out to me and laugh.

I will only flush public toilets by pushing it down with my foot.


and like a million other things. My boyfriend probably knows a few more.


I'm weird i know :)

A lot of men I know have really weird bathroom habits. I'm pretty easygoing with that stuff, though I do think about all the germs.

Never understood the thousand pillows thing. I hate sleeping at a girl(friend)'s house because her bed typically has 14 huge fluffy pillows. I wake up feeling like my neck was in a vise all night.

Sometimes I put my pinky finger up when I drink without thinking about it. Feels extremely faggy. Anyone know why people do that?

"I will only flush public toilets by pushing it down with my foot. "


I always do that :)

too much exposure to archer's sig maybe? :winkwink:

I place my right hand thumb on the bridge of my nose and push until I hear a CRACK noise (and other ppl can hear it too). Usually several times a day. I can breathe better after that.

I find myself fucking district managers for the dress barn.

It's funny how many of those mentioned things I catch myself doing, instinctively.

What drives me mad, is that I have the constant feeling of formatting my harddrive. I am serious, this is no joke. Whenever the computer 'feels' slower, I backup my shit, format the harddrive, and reorganize everything properly. Feels like freshly washed bedsheets, I can't help it.

Not to mention I love checking other people's AIM infos. It's like a curse. I should uninstall it.

THAT is definitely compulsive behavior.

Just thought of another one with all this talk of public bathrooms...

I can't stand to take a shit next to ANYONE else. If I go into the bathroom at work, even if I'm about to shit my pants, if someone is already in there grunting and stinking up the place, I turn around and find another bathroom or wait.

If I'm already shitting and someone comes in it annoys me to no end and I have to run away as fast as possible.

Other men disgust me enough, I don't need to hear and smell every detail of their fucking bowels from 2 feet away with only a stupid aluminum panel separating us.

Call me crazy.

understandable :)


girls at work are pretty much the same way. There was one girl in the stall while i was brushing my hair and she's completely silent.. no peeing or anything... then she's like 'I can't pee with anyone in here, can you maybe just turn on the water?'

I'm like that too at times. No matter how full my bladder is, it does NOT want to come out if there's someone right there. I wonder why people are like this. It's fascinating :)

I pick my nose.........and eat it!

What can I do...

So does J-Lo, you are not alone!

One thing that always blew my mind, do any of you bite your toenails? I used to watch my best friend to that sometimes, it's the most awkward position imaginable just to BITE what you can easily CLIP. Insanity.

you're not alone

mpeg,


yes, my friend used to do that when we were younger. it's so gross!!! I don't even bite my fingernails. Never understood that habit.

I format my hard drive at least once a month

I have another ~ I get all weird walking up an escalator that isn't moving... it just trips me out, so I take one step at a time Reaaaaaal slow.

Not sure if this qualifies (just put together a desk) but somehow I always manage to put things together backwards. Probably more of a disability. God damn it makes my life more difficult.

I bite the dead skin on my lips off.

I always drive with my shoes off, because I always wear high strappy heels, and I can't feel the pedal with my shoes on.

This is a weird one: whenever I'm driving and there's a car that's right next to me, I always pull up in order to avoid being right next to them, and I time my driving so I don't see them; I either wait and let them go first or I go first real fast because I get really irritated when people look over into my car; I guess I'm real anti-social.

I also cover the side of my face with my hair when there's a car next to me and I look the other way because I don't want them to see me. (It's mainly because I just get annoyed when people look over, I just like to be left alone)

He...he... you guys are weird :1orglaugh

Thank God I don't have any strange habits... Nope not one.!!

All my personal habits are nor at all strange.. cause I've been doing them for years..and the people that knows me are so use to it, that it just made them call me strange..

I beat the shit of of my cigaretpack before I open it..(I just hate getting tobacco in my pockets)

I make clicking sounds when I'm tired (for some strange reason my ears itch when I don't get enough sleep)

I rub my nose when i'm thinking

I have a fobia when it comes to frogs and bies

I change the dish cloths like 20 times a day ( maybe a fobia there to)

and...and...and...and.. I'm sure my man could come up with 1000 more.. not a day goes by where he dosn't call me strange

Damn... maybe they are all right and I am strange... Who cares normal is overrated anyhow...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/.../lachen011.gif

#1 I flush toilet with foot.
#2 I always have to wipe down seat with toilet paper before sitting.
#3 I cannot piss with anyone in an ears shot away.
#4 I tend to shit louder when others are around. (butt tension maybe?)
#5 I cannot stand the sound of metal scraping metal!!!!!!!!!! It makes me wanna get up and kill whoever is around.
#6 When my hands are dry I cannot use metal utensils. (I'm all stocked up on plastic spoons and knives and forks, really thick neon ones)
#7 When someone asks me to turn something down, I have an uncontrolable urge to crank it full blast. (very dangerous when ya have a 600 watt system and 4 foot tall sub woofer bin)
#8 I cannot stand ANY music with ANYTHING un-natural in it. Especialy dance and rap.
#9 I blow in my glass/plate/bowl then rinse it.
#10 If I don't hear the microwave door "click" shut I open it then SLAM it. Same goes for the fridge.
#11 I cannot stand stereos that make clicking sounds from the tape deck. I will destroy it.
#12 If using a tape deck/walkman and the tape is producing a hiss that fades in and out (tech term is wow and flutter) I will punch the tape deck. Got into that habbit because of a NAD tape deck I had years ago that did that for 3 years , hitting it solved it.
#13 I wont cook pork. Paranoid because pork always has a pink tinge to it even burnt.
#14 I sometimes take FAST quick inhales. Strange habbit.
#15 When on phone I tend to smoke alot and pace the floors rubbing my toes on the hardwood floor's crack.
#16 Whenever I finger a chick I always smell my fingers.
#17 When I feel like reading I go and take a 1 hour shit.
#18 If done shitting, I won't get up and wipe until I am done the whole chapter or if it's a magazine, not until I've read it cover to cover.
#18 I read magazines back-to-front.
#20 I have to roll over 5 times before I can sleep.
#21 I tend to hit bumps on purpose on my bike.
#22 I drive a bike like a car. Always shifting gears for slowing down and speeding up. I have it all down to a 6 stage system out of all my 21 speeds.
#23 When I am around more than one other person I tend to stand.
#24 When half corked I tend to hold on to my drink as if it was my last one I'll ever have.
#25 I have a habbit of shaking my leg up and down. In fact I'm doing it right now.
#26 I cannot fall asleep unless I am moving my left foot back and forth. drives my fiance nuts.
#27 I cannot get comfy and cudly unless I have a soft warm boob in my hand.
#28 I have a traffic script stats addicton.
#29 According to my fiance, I talk to my web pages while I am building them.
:helpme
#30 last but definately not the last of my habbits...... I tend to just scratch/flick my dick and balls while not typing. I have no fucking clue why.

Also I cannot stand a dirty floor, so I'm off to clean it :/

Whenever I use the microwave, I only press repeating digits.

22 seconds
44 seconds
66 seconds

Saves time and effort.

Whenever I find a webpage I like, I bookmark it right away in case the browser crashes and it's difficult to find - though I haven't had a browser crash in years and everything is pretty easy to find nowadays.

Same here. :thumbsup

When exiting a bathroom door, I have to place my hand underneath my shirt to open the door knob.

Same here... It's supposed to get rid of the pressure inside the can... I dunno if it works or not.

Ditto here... I do it at least 14 times a day. I wonder how much water I waste... :1orglaugh