If Apple Made Water

**L-Pink** · 02-16-2011, 02:08 AM

Is it compatible with other water?

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**u-Bob** · 02-16-2011, 02:09 AM

molecular perfection

**L-Pink** · 02-16-2011, 02:11 AM

Can you make coffee and tea with it or do you need to buy icoffee and itea? Should I buy now or wait for the next update?

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**JFK** · 02-16-2011, 02:27 AM

Gimmie some of that magical blend of hydrogen and Oxygen

**Ex-centro** · 02-16-2011, 02:32 AM

Lol 100%

**Zorgman** · 02-16-2011, 03:05 AM

I hope that bottle is not 7" tall. Steve said anything 7" will fail.

**Django** · 02-16-2011, 03:14 AM

I'm a mac guy since '99 but thiiis

**arock10** · 02-16-2011, 03:29 AM

Omg I HAVE to have that!!!!!

**Chosen** · 02-16-2011, 03:49 AM

LoL

**CurrentlySober** · 02-16-2011, 03:55 AM

You could have at least included a BUY NOW direct link

**Grapesoda** · 02-16-2011, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Is it compatible with other water?

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not a chance, nor with any alcohol that is not distilled by apple, powdered mix or anything else... if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

**Sid70** · 02-16-2011, 04:11 AM

iPee in an iFuckedCup.

**$5 submissions** · 02-16-2011, 04:14 AM

Less viruses mix with that water

**kristin** · 02-16-2011, 04:29 AM

Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

**u-Bob** · 02-16-2011, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by bm bradley

if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

that would be against their TOS

**DateDoc** · 02-16-2011, 04:31 AM

If Apple made water it would not come in a plastic bottle :P

**DWB** · 02-16-2011, 04:32 AM

When do they go on sale? I'll sleep out in front of the store for at least a week to get one.

And then again for 2.0.

**seeandsee** · 02-16-2011, 04:34 AM

they should make icock and prevent us from having sex

**Django** · 02-16-2011, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

iPee

**F-U-Jimmy** · 02-16-2011, 05:19 AM

"There can be only one"

**v4 media** · 02-16-2011, 05:19 AM

built in temperature gauge is a nice idea though..

**closer** · 02-16-2011, 05:27 AM

Steve Jobs said: "A perfect example of welcomed free publicity"

**scuba steve** · 02-16-2011, 06:36 AM

don't forget there would be a hefty price tag on it

**woj** · 02-16-2011, 06:44 AM

**just a punk** · 02-16-2011, 06:44 AM

I won't buy. Will wait for version 2.0 with a compass on it's lid

**czarina** · 02-16-2011, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Is it compatible with other water?

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no, you'd have to buy the Parallels Desktop program to be able to run other water products

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-16-2011, 07:02 AM

I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

**Kenny B!** · 02-16-2011, 07:04 AM

I tried pairing my iwater with my ipad, now my ipad doesn't work and I have no iwater left-(

**fatfoo** · 02-16-2011, 07:12 AM

Ha ha ha. Funny stuff. It looks like over complicating something simple.

**$tandaman** · 02-16-2011, 07:15 AM

i'll take 4!

**spazlabz** · 02-16-2011, 07:18 AM

DAMN! this thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs to just about everyone

**Serge Litehead** · 02-16-2011, 07:48 AM

nothing beats WaterPro - it's twice as cleaner!

**Scott McD** · 02-16-2011, 07:54 AM

The sheep who "must have the latest thing from Apple" would buy it anyway!

**O MARINA** · 02-16-2011, 07:56 AM

funny replies guys

**cooldude7** · 02-16-2011, 07:58 AM

can i take this iwater to abroad ?

**Elli** · 02-16-2011, 09:13 AM

Will it come in different colours in the future? I can't wait for a pink iWater!

**clitcartel** · 02-16-2011, 09:20 AM

drink this apple fans

**baddog** · 02-16-2011, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by kristin

Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

Agreed, that was hilarious.

**GatorB** · 02-16-2011, 10:01 AM

Steve Jobs could take a shit, paint it white, slap an Apple logo on it call it ITurd and millions of Apple-cultists would pay $400 for it.

**KillerK** · 02-16-2011, 10:01 AM

where can I buy the water?

**baddog** · 02-16-2011, 12:00 PM

They sell air, why not water?

**DangerX !!!** · 02-16-2011, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by clitcartel

drink this apple fans

**JustDaveXxx** · 02-16-2011, 12:24 PM

Wow! Just Wow!

This has to be some kind of joke.

But i know Mac people will buy it.

**ThumbLord** · 02-16-2011, 02:56 PM

Nice, I giggled somewhat.

**Sunny Day** · 02-16-2011, 03:42 PM

Microsoft competing Product

Microsoft already had a competing product, but had to pull it.
Seems it contained Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
To read about this dangerous chemical http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

**L-Pink** · 02-16-2011, 03:55 PM

Look what arrived today! My iwater pro.

Still waiting on my iwater server.

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**NETbilling** · 02-16-2011, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

Right? A Nissan GTR may go just as fast a Ferrari for half the price too but it still isn't a Ferrari.

**Yngwie** · 02-16-2011, 06:29 PM

And it would be way overpriced. 4 to 5 times more then another similar product. haha

**RaiderCash_Dominik** · 02-16-2011, 07:41 PM

Im waiting for Apple pissrug for my bathroom.

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