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DangerX !!! · 02-11-2011, 08:35 PM

I'm kinda new here. I've been lurking here since a good while and I like it.
What can I say about myself. Webmastering is profession. I like epic things. The more epic things are the better. I never get bored, because I can always find something that will interest me. I think I might seem to be a bit enigmatic, well, yeah, I don't like to talk about myself too much. To tell the truth I don't like people, at least the ones I meet on my way in real life, with very little exceptions. I already know that some of you are not nice so I will not ask you to be nice to me, especially since I am a bad boy too. Well, maybe not that bad though naughty from time time if it's necessary. Be naughty as well if you prefer this way.

Since I wanted to have nice introduction here I was going to post some sexy nude pics for you. Completely naked, no trap, 100% juice, however, it looks like I'm not allowed to post any pics yet till I hit my first 30 posts.
Sorry boys, girls and gays, no pics for you today. Now please excuse me, I will go fuck myself now because I got a bit horny while I was googling this pics for ya which I can't post.. anyway.

Cheers!

Mike

TurboAngel · 02-11-2011, 08:36 PM

Welcome to GFY and..........

Spunky · 02-11-2011, 08:58 PM

Welcome to the board

NaughtyVisions · 02-11-2011, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerX !!!

I like epic things. The more epic things are the better.

See here:

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=epic

Quote:

Not everything is epic, shitheads.

The word "epic" is one of the most misused and overused filler words in the English language. Here are examples of its misuse on Facebook and Twitter:

If you have used the word out of context, which means any time since 2008, you should stop whatever it is you're doing and start plowing fields, because you lack the ability to form language that doesn't involve mimicking others, and are therefore a cow.

The word epic should only be used to describe two or three things, ever. In fact, here's a comprehensive list of all things epic:

1. Oceans.

Oceans are "massive and imposing in scale or size;" literally epic.

2. Lengthy narratives.

Literary epics are tales of heroism, and are often about voyages across other epic things, such as oceans. I don't know every literary epic out there, but I know that getting "FRONT LAWN SEATS" sure as shit isn't:

3. The cosmos.

That's it. Unless it's an ocean, cosmic or heroic, it's not epic.

So when you dipshits ascribe the word "epic" to banal things like the new Tron poster (not even the entire movie, just the poster), and children's games like "duck duck goose," you cheapen the word and water it down so it just becomes a sound you make, like a grunt when you approve of something.And it's not just used for approval, it's also used to describe minor disappointments, like having to restart a DVD because it skipped. Now every minor inconvenience is an "EPIC FAIL." And if it's cool, it's not just cool but an "EPIC WIN." And for the record, fail is a verb, and is something you do, like fail at English. The act of failing is "failure," and is a noun. People can be failures, but they can't be "fails." That doesn't make sense. So when you miserable pieces of shit say "epic fail," what you really mean is "epic failure."

Using words like "epic" to describe how extremely impressed you are by everything has ruined the word. If everything is epic, nothing is epic.

There are two reasons why people use it:

1. Because it's a big trendy inside joke with a recognizable template that everyone can exploit in a vain attempt to be funny and fit in. I get the supposed humor of being an ironic idiot, but people who use the phrase aren't being ironic anymore, just idiots. Phrases like "epic [BLANK] is epic" have largely supplanted popular phrases from TV and movies, and now we're inundated with stupid shit like this:

2. The other reason as to why everyone uses it is because it's this generation's rejection of their parents' generation. Every generation has a style that defines them, and a vocabulary that goes along with it, and that vocabulary has to be different from the vocabulary their parents used:

You can't picture your mom saying "epic," just like your mom can't picture her father saying "dope," and his father saying "bad," unless your grandfather happens to be really into hip hop like mine was. Each time a new set of "cool" words come into popular use, it makes the old ones seem dated, and each generation ends when corporations finally catch up and try to seem hip by using the phrases to sell products:

Hot Topic is where cool ideas go to die. Not that I'm suggesting this cookie-cutter language is cool, but it is nonetheless destined to die on the black particle board shelves at your local Hot Topic. The surest sign any trend has had every ounce of life sucked out of it is when merchandise starts appearing in these cultural graveyards. If you're not from the US, Hot Topic is a store found in malls everywhere that exploits sells a bunch of lame edgy crap to angsty teens. If you like black shirts and staying up past your bed time, Hot Topic is the store for you. They sell stupid shit like baggy bondage pants like these:

Also, this new trend where everyone refuses to wear socks makes me want to puke. Hey swamp-foot, how about putting some socks on?

I know that has nothing to do with anything, but I haven't updated in a while and I'm not writing a whole new article about you hipster idiots who wear Toms and loafers without socks. That's it. I haven't slept in 2 days and now I'm going to make a pizza, and it sure as shit won't be epic.

Welcome to GFY...

Chosen · 02-11-2011, 09:02 PM

Welcome to GFY

Enjoy fucking yourself

mromro · 02-11-2011, 09:32 PM

Welcome. Enjoy!

loreen · 02-12-2011, 04:27 AM

I don't like people either.
Welcome, tough.

Cicely · 02-12-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Welcome to GFY

Enjoy fucking yourself

hahahaha... Had the same line on my mind!

Anyway, Welcome to GFY Mike..

CaptainHowdy · 02-12-2011, 11:07 AM

Cash · 02-12-2011, 11:36 AM

Welcome to GFY

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-12-2011, 11:58 AM

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CYF · 02-12-2011, 02:59 PM

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DangerX !!! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: La Isla Bonita Power Level: ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Posts: 886	Hello boys and girls!!! I'm kinda new here. I've been lurking here since a good while and I like it. What can I say about myself. Webmastering is profession. I like epic things. The more epic things are the better. I never get bored, because I can always find something that will interest me. I think I might seem to be a bit enigmatic, well, yeah, I don't like to talk about myself too much. To tell the truth I don't like people, at least the ones I meet on my way in real life, with very little exceptions. I already know that some of you are not nice so I will not ask you to be nice to me, especially since I am a bad boy too. Well, maybe not that bad though naughty from time time if it's necessary. Be naughty as well if you prefer this way. Since I wanted to have nice introduction here I was going to post some sexy nude pics for you. Completely naked, no trap, 100% juice, however, it looks like I'm not allowed to post any pics yet till I hit my first 30 posts. Sorry boys, girls and gays, no pics for you today. Now please excuse me, I will go fuck myself now because I got a bit horny while I was googling this pics for ya which I can't post.. anyway. Cheers! Mike __________________ This is sig area! Last edited by DangerX !!!; 02-11-2011 at 08:36 PM..

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