I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" .. (JOKE)

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  • biskoppen
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    • Mar 2003
    • 5809

    #1

    I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" .. (JOKE)

    I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" she said "Is that because I'm small and cute?", I replied, "no, it's because ill probably end up banging u on the coffee table."
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  • bronco67
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    • Dec 2006
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    #2

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    • Double trouble
      So Fucking What?
      • Feb 2008
      • 22251

      #3
      Is that a joke????

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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47880

        #4
        actually not bad at all
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        • cooldude7
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          • Nov 2009
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          #5
          it was OK

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          • L-Pink
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            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            Originally posted by woj
            actually not bad at all


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            • JamesChoopa
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              • Feb 2010
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              #7
              haha.. i chuckled..
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              • KRosh
                So Fucking Outlawed
                • Nov 2001
                • 5114

                #8
                this joke reminds me of a line i used once

                Told a girl You remind me of the sea. She said is it because I have such blue eyes? I said no, it's because you make me sick
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                • J. Falcon
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                  • May 2006
                  • 31587

                  #9
                  Did the line work?
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                  • mavruda
                    porn cartoonist
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 2597

                    #10
                    You're reminding me of the sun
                    - Because my hair is golden like the sun ?
                    - No because I'm gonna fuck you until you say: please stop....

                    It has no sense but there's a lots of fuck for sure.

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                    • Deej
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                      • Jun 2005
                      • 24386

                      #11
                      Awesome!

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                      • marketsmart
                        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 20419

                        #12
                        Originally posted by biskoppen
                        I was talking to a girl in a bar the other night and said "you remind me of my little toe" she said "Is that because I'm small and cute?", I replied, "no, it's because ill probably end up banging u on the coffee table."

                        i hope you wore a rubber....

                        that girl gave me herpes....





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                        • 2intense
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                          #13
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                          • Mike Honcho
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                            • Aug 2007
                            • 1608

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bronco67

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                            • Lykos
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 31027

                              #15
                              Sounds cool to me actually

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                              • digitalfantasies
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2755

                                #16
                                a condom won't protect you from herpes... ;-)

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                                • D Ghost
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 9819

                                  #17
                                  hahahah

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                                  • marketsmart
                                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 20419

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by digitalfantasies
                                    a condom won't protect you from herpes... ;-)
                                    sorry about your herpes...





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