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  • harvey
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 9266

    #1

    OMG! This is getting crazy bananas!


    Yeah baby, we got absolutely crazy and now you can take advantage of that!

    For the time being and for only 10 clients, we'll lower prices UP TO 50%!

    yes, we're absolutely crazy! And the best part is that you'll get the same level of quality that made of us one of the top design companies, this is not some kind of "we'll outsource to some cheap labor", this is the real deal:

    your chance of getting high end designs made to convert for as low as $500!

    So you may ask what's the catch. And yes, not exactly a catch, but there are some conditions:

    1- Designs will be delivered in full valid XHTML. Other than that, NO IMPLEMENTATION OF ANY KIND. You can hire someone else or if you really really want us to do it, be ready to pay 100% over the price (still cheaper than many companies and higher quality!)

    2- Designs will include the following:
    • Paysites: warning, main page, join page, template
    • Tube Designs: warning, main page, video page, template
    • Affiliate Designs/ mainstream: main page, signup page, template
    • High End Blogs: main page, single page, template (this may include implementation as long as you don't require custom coding)


    3- You'll get all sources, PSD, fonts and fully commented XHTML code so you can implement scripts or whatever you need to do

    4- The promotion doesn't include galleries, headers, banners nor additional pages not mentioned above.

    5- Price for any option is $600 via Paypal, $500 via Western Union (fees on your side) and $520 via Paxum

    6- Due to the new trend of people thinking projects may take 2 to 4 months, all payments are 100% in advance.

    7- All projects will have an average turnaround of 3 to 5 days and they will be delivered on a "first come first served" basis. However, spots may be reserved for a later time.

    8- All projects will be scheduled in order to finish the latest one no later than March 31 2011.

    9- Spots will be assigned on a "per project" basis, thus, 1 client reserving all 10 spots will end the promo.

    10- All the above conditions are extremely reasonable, therefore non-negotiable (unless you need additional pages, they'll go for $100 per page)


    but wait, there's even more, let's add some pizazz to the banana shake!

    All clients reserving spots for this promotion will get a whooping discount on our revolutionary and ground breaking project to be launched in April 3nd 2011. I won't say anything else about this, but most of you will end using it, unless you hate money. Take my word that after 2 1/2 years of development, I can assure you it will become the standard in adult and probably taking a pretty big share of mainstream market Anyways, the discount will be as this: if used in the projects you purchase, you'll get a 50% discount! If used in another site of yours, then 25% discount

    This is uber-bananas: you may end getting a high end and converting design... FOR FREE!


    What are you waiting for?
    Just fill the form on our site with the subject BANANAS PROMO or send mail to sales + mozlo + com and let's get this rolling!
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  • loreen
    myadultdesign.com
    • May 2004
    • 12558

    #2
    Crazy eyes!
    Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3


      Fucking Bananas!!!

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      • harvey
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 9266

        #4
        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


        Fucking Bananas!!!

        ADG
        it's crazy bananas, please pay attention
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        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
          • Jul 2004
          • 38323

          #5








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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94733

            #6

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            • harvey
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 9266

              #7
              1 spot already confirmed

              Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?
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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133986

                #8
                Dad?

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                • JD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22651

                  #9
                  Originally posted by harvey
                  1 spot already confirmed

                  Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?
                  apparently...

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                  • Chosen
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 63151

                    #10
                    Totally crazy

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                    • xenigo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 8067

                      #11
                      Originally posted by harvey
                      1 spot already confirmed

                      Come on guys, what do you need? a loan?
                      Does that 1 include me?

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                      • harvey
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 9266

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xenigo
                        Does that 1 include me?
                        didn't get yours if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com
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                        • xenigo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 8067

                          #13
                          Originally posted by harvey
                          didn't get yours if you sent it to the mozlo address, then I'll ask Ed to resend it to me tomorrow, otherwise please send it to webmaster + fdsign + com
                          Spam folder, perhaps?

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                          • Fat Panda
                            Porn is Dead. Move along.
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 13296

                            #14
                            thinking about this

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94733

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SAC
                              thinking about this

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                              • CaptainHowdy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 94733

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                Busted ... Bump!

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                                • RyuLion
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 32369

                                  #17
                                  Estas Loco!!!!

                                  Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995
                                  Affiliate Support: Chaturbate | CCBill Live

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                                  • seeandsee
                                    Check SIG!
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 50945

                                    #18
                                    that is super promo
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                                    • Deej
                                      I make pixels work
                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 24386

                                      #19
                                      ohhhh holy shit! Harvey has done did it again...


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                                      • harvey
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 9266

                                        #20
                                        Thanx for the bumps guys!

                                        Anyway, 4 spots gone, 1 awaiting confirmation, 5 left
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                                        • harvey
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 9266

                                          #21
                                          5 gone, 1 to confirm, 4 left. Let's try to close this in the next 24 hours!
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                                          • harvey
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 9266

                                            #22
                                            update: 6 spots taken (paid and scheduled), 2 to confirm, 2 spots left. You sneeze, you lose!
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                                            • harvey
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 9266

                                              #23
                                              1 to confirm, 2 left...

                                              on a side note, I thought that this promo was crazy, but the craziest part is it seems adult biz is in an all time low, last time I did a promo like this spots lasted a few hours
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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94733

                                                #24

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                                                • harvey
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 9266

                                                  #25
                                                  only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation
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                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 38323

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by harvey
                                                    only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation


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                                                    • xenigo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 8067

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by harvey
                                                      only 1 spot left and 1 pending confirmation
                                                      I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.

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                                                      • harvey
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 9266

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                        ADG
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                                                        Originally posted by xenigo
                                                        I'll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as I get the updated account # information from you on Monday.
                                                        sure Noah, you're confirmed anyway
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