Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant ? ROFL - GoFuckYourself.com

DigitalTheory · 01-29-2011, 11:44 PM

Oh wow lol

blonda80 · 01-30-2011, 01:02 AM

funny question

garce · 01-30-2011, 01:06 AM

I want to meet Treena.

cooldude7 · 01-30-2011, 01:13 AM

lol., this is something.

nyllover · 01-30-2011, 03:17 AM

Awesome :D

Mickey Mouse · 01-30-2011, 03:47 AM

Funny! Yet that brings back bad memories. As many of your know, I have shot custom content for many many different types of fetishes over the years. Pregnant content I tried to avoid as I figured it'd be difficult to find enough pregnant girls wanting to shoot. Chance has it that a girl walks in my door one day saying that she's there "because" she's pregnant and wants to shoot "before" it starts to show. She's always thought about becoming an adult model and knew her days were seriously numbered now she was on her way towards fatdom. I had to inform her that "it's too late as she's already showing!" If she "thought" no one would know, she was sadly mistaken. But she did have a cute face, and HUGE pregnant titties which were in fact one of the best set of titties I'd seen in awhile--and I've seen a lot. So I told her I'd shoot her never-the-less, but I'd be shooting her as a "pregnant model" as no trying to hide it as this bitch was PHAT, but also FAT.

One thing leads to another, word spreads that I'm paying money to fat pregnant bitches, and every fat pregnant bitch in the country are calling wanting to shoot. Some are 9 months pregnant and while we normally like to shoot in our studio, how are we going to get a 9 month pregnant bitch across the country safely? So I'm booking the first ticket I can and just hoping to arrive before the bitch pops. I always made it in time, but a few times I got a call a few hours after we shot saying "she's in labor now." To which my response was, "I'll meet you at the hospital and I'm bringing my camera!" I'd shoot what I could at the hospital and present them with a nice video as a present afterwards.

As often happens in this industry, the owner of the company (me) often gets drug into a shoot because some male model didn't show up or he showed up, but his erect dick didn't. Can't blame them sometimes as every male dreams about becoming a porn star until he gets to the studio with tons of people crowded around watching and directing and all the lights shinning in his eyes. So I'm often pulled out of my office which is where I'd usually hide during shoots, and asked if I could fill in. Never usually a problem except I don't find pregnant bitches attractive. But, it's work and my dick can get hard if it means the difference between making money or losing for the day--pop a Viagra and just fuck the bitch! And, even when it's some hot bitch, it's not like it's really fun with all the people standing around watching.

We then realize that we need to make sure the pregnant bitches are as safe as possible as these aren't like our regular models. Once had an issue when sending a model to another company as a courtesy and being informed that other companies aren't as considerate and careful with their models as we are. So it's determined (certainly not by me!) that "I'm" to be the one fucking the pregnant bitches if needed. NOOOOO!!!! Like my worse nightmare come true!

So every time I can't help thinking "There are really 3 people in this bed!" I'm doing a 3-some, but one of those involved shouldn't be spoken about, yet can't be ignored. My mind sure couldn't. Talk about a SERIOUS turn off. Then you'd feel the thing moving! NASTY!!!

So the question should be, if you are fucking a pregnant bitch, is it technically a 3-some? Ok, I'm sure you don't want to go there, but my mind couldn't help but to think about that and it was the most nasty thing I could imagine. I just wanna know, have you fucked a pregnant bitch before? Didn't the thought that there was a baby inches from your dick (actually less than that) really gross you out? Ya, actually it's much less distance than that as I remember feeling the thing moving when I was fucking the girl--NASTY!!!!!!!!

Or a question for thought..."If I fuck a pregnant bitch really good, will the baby come out looking like me?"

beta-tester · 01-30-2011, 04:40 AM

stupid people...

DamianJ · 01-30-2011, 05:32 AM

it's like 'how is babby made" all over again.

CaptainHowdy · 01-30-2011, 05:52 AM

Just say "yes"!

Chosen · 01-30-2011, 06:14 AM

Old but still funny

Yngwie · 01-30-2011, 07:13 AM

Can people really be this stupid? hahaha

DWB · 01-30-2011, 08:32 AM

Guess the race?

vsex · 01-30-2011, 08:59 AM

The response is hilarious!

brassmonkey · 01-30-2011, 09:09 AM

that' just wow.

loreen · 01-30-2011, 09:43 AM

Uoh, Mickey Mouse, your story does sound nasty

I don't dig pregnant chicks at all either.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-30-2011, 10:12 AM

the real problem is if she has twins

then the twins might have their own babies

Nicky · 01-30-2011, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

the real problem is if she has twins

then the twins might have their own babies

What if she has twins and It's a boy and a girl and they have sex while she is pregnant with them? Incest is illegal so they will have to be arrested when born!

cooldude7 · 01-30-2011, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

What if she has twins and It's a boy and a girl and they have sex while she is pregnant with them? Incest is illegal so they will have to be arrested when born!

lol sex in fetus

adult-help · 01-30-2011, 11:23 AM

trolls trolling trolls - because not everything what you read on net is true!

Scott McD · 01-30-2011, 11:26 AM

Hehe, i hope it was a serious question...

maxjohan · 01-30-2011, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex

The response is hilarious!

Yeah, made me rofl real hard.

John-ACWM · 01-30-2011, 01:42 PM

LOL precious!

react · 01-30-2011, 02:38 PM

http://howisbabbyformed.com/

lilith_pet · 02-02-2011, 06:56 AM

Infinite loop! This is divine ;D

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