Okay, I could not resist:

(for the Muslims)
When is the only time you can spit in an Arab womans face?
When her mustache is on fire.

Why are camels the submarines of the desert?
They're full of Iraqi semen.

What's the difference between an American girl and an Arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.


Not exactly racial, but a fave:

A Canadian guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Garth stops him and asks, "Hey Neil! Whatcha got that case of beer for, eh?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, eh?" answers Neil.

"Wow," exclaims Garth, "Great trade."

I just got emailed this joke

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

what do you on call a white guy surrounded by three black guys?
in trouble.
what do you on call a white guy surrounded by ten black guys?
a coach
what do you on call a white guy surrounded by 100 black guys?
prison warden

caucasian; no religion :pimp

why are the black jokes the funniest? :helpme

Why do they keep a bucket of shit in the corner at an Italian wedding?

to keep the flies off the bride

(good one because you can insert ANY race you like)

HAhaha ow I feel guilty now...

I'm offended by the Canadian jokes

If you think you can, then yes..

What's so tragic about a Yugo with 3 Mexicans in it going over a cliff?

The Yugo seats 4.

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What's the difference between a black guy and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

Har, har, har.

What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I don't like racist jokes - find them insulting and offending, because God created us all different colors - as he loves the variety (one of the best porn models on which pictures I whack off often are black!!!!!) - but this is the way to post my signature. Sooooo.... here I go too:


1. A train and inside sits a white guy and reading newspaper. Then suddenly inside comes a black one.
- Good day - he says.
- A monkey ! - the white one screams!
- I am not monkey!
- IT SPEAKS!!!!!!

2. Guy goes to a whorehouse and asks the procuress for the most black girl she has.
- We have all kind of girls - asian gurls, russian gurls - we have black gurls of course!
They bring him a black girl, but the guy says: No, she's not black enough.
They bring him second - No, not black enough.
Third girl - not black enough.
- What a whorehouse- you don't have what i want!!!! I'd pay 10,000 for that!!!!
The procuress sends her toughguys to find the right girl for the client. They find the most black and pretty sexy girl for less than 7 mins - and brings her to the client.
The client is most happy. He gives the money then goes upstairs with the girl.
- What do you want me to do hunny? - the gurl says : Oral fuck, pussy fuck or butt fuck?
- No... just bend over. - the girl does that - mmmmm...
- Okay I got it - now go, I'm finished.- the client says.
- What the... what was that - she asks? Don't you like me? No fuck??? What was that?
- Nah... I'm just making repairs in my bathroom and I was wondering how the black tiles would suite on a pink joints...

I cant believe that so many find this one funny - Its so old....

Here is my contribution -

How do you save a white/black/jew/gay/indian etc. guy from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

One of the classics :1orglaugh

Q: Why is there cotton in pill containers?
A: To remind blacks they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: What do you call a barn full of dead blacks?
A: Antique farm equipment.

Q: Why do blacks stink so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: How do you keep blacks from hanging around your front yard?
A: Hang them in the back.

Q: What do you do when you see a one-legged black?
A: Stop laughing. Reload.

Q: Why are blacks such fast runners?
A: All the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What are 3 things you can't give a black?
A :A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

Q: What was missing at the million man march?
A: An auctioneer.

Q: There's a black, a white, and an asian kid all in the same 3rd grade class. Who has the biggest dick?
A: The black. He's 16.

Q: Why do police dogs lick their asses?
a: To get the taste of black out of their mouths.

How do you get 100 Americans into one box of Donuts?

Tell them there's only one left.

You're all BANNED...

bump for black history month

Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.

What's 10 inches and white?

Nothing

ewwww :( (i slowly push my plate away)

:1orglaugh

This one is good, lol

What do you call a Jewish gay guy?

heblew



What do you call a gay Eskimo?

snowblower



An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change?! Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?!!"

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluck you white guys too!"

:1orglaugh

Tribes in africa

Ho De Do's

They are the guys that run for the elevator door yelling Ho De Do Ho De Ho.

The Mo Te Sirs

They are the guys that walk around the dining room saying

Mo Tea Sir. Mo Tea Sir?

The Whoa Do's

They get stuck int eh revloving doors and say Whoa Do. Whoa.

and the Moan Backs

they are the guys that work for the trash company . they are behind the trucks saying Moan back Moan back.

:)