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_Richard_ 01-28-2011 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17875005)
, It never crossed my mind to include your head.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh glad you're ok deej!

CamJack 01-28-2011 12:10 PM

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Deej 01-28-2011 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA (Post 17875968)

Yea, believe me... ive been hearing it...

JD 01-28-2011 02:02 PM

yeah that's freaky shit. I got clipped with a .45 at an indoor range. Apparently there was a hole in the backing and it struck a metal plate behind it all came back and pegged me in the thigh... scared the SHIT out of me

TurboAngel 01-28-2011 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17874386)
LOL, Dude was freaking out. Started asking everybody "How bad is it? I know I'm bleeding and it's hurts a lot!"

We should have shoved him in the car and rushed for the hospital just to fuck with him.

LMAO that would have been both funny and mean.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CyberHustler 01-28-2011 02:54 PM

Same thing happened to me a long time ago, but with a pellet gun and in my left eye... :thumbsup

Deej 01-28-2011 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17876427)
Same thing happened to me a long time ago, but with a pellet gun and in my left eye... :thumbsup

I have a pair of fully auto airsoft sub machine guns. I made the mistake of giving to my mother once and she thought it was hilarious to unload on me and swept it up my face hitting me in the eye and face...

She continued on laughing...

No worries... I shot her in the big toe with my pump action shotgun air soft... Its a biot more powerful than the Subs...


Want to come to Thanksgiving? :upsidedow

CyberHustler 01-28-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17876533)
I have a pair of fully auto airsoft sub machine guns. I made the mistake of giving to my mother once and she thought it was hilarious to unload on me and swept it up my face hitting me in the eye and face...

She continued on laughing...

No worries... I shot her in the big toe with my pump action shotgun air soft... Its a biot more powerful than the Subs...


Want to come to Thanksgiving? :upsidedow

Fuck yeah! :pimp

Deej 01-28-2011 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17876547)
Fuck yeah! :pimp

You bring the Ham and the ammo! :BangBang:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-28-2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 17876286)
yeah that's freaky shit. I got clipped with a .45 at an indoor range. Apparently there was a hole in the backing and it struck a metal plate behind it all came back and pegged me in the thigh... scared the SHIT out of me

http://images.oldglory.com/product/028497GDDEd.jpg

I once had an incident with an ice cream cone while I was stoned...as the ice cream started dripping down my face, I reached up and wiped it with my fingers - it turned out to be delicious strawberry ice cream. :stoned

ADG

Nikki_Licks 01-28-2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17876533)
I have a pair of fully auto airsoft sub machine guns. I made the mistake of giving to my mother once and she thought it was hilarious to unload on me and swept it up my face hitting me in the eye and face...

She continued on laughing...

No worries... I shot her in the big toe with my pump action shotgun air soft... Its a biot more powerful than the Subs...


Want to come to Thanksgiving? :upsidedow

She is too funny. I just heard about her hog tying you when you were younger...seems you guys always had some funny times :thumbsup

Deej 01-28-2011 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17876598)
She is too funny. I just heard about her hog tying you when you were younger...seems you guys always had some funny times :thumbsup

Oh yea?!?! ask her about the Iron Cross...

Yea... she shut the fuck up didnt she... :thumbsup

Chosen 01-28-2011 10:36 PM

This thread kinda delivers :upsidedow

cooldude7 01-29-2011 01:07 AM

glad to c u alive.

Jakez 01-29-2011 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17874364)
I stopped, dropped my mag, cleared the round that was in and walked back weirded out asking if I was bleeding...

IDK if this is the right thing to do or not, but sounds pretty stupid IMO..

Deej 01-29-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 17877222)
IDK if this is the right thing to do or not, but sounds pretty stupid IMO..

how the fuck does it sound stupid?

Deej 01-29-2011 01:41 AM

lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.



now... does it still sound stupid?

AaronM 01-29-2011 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17877235)
lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.



now... does it still sound stupid?


Yep.

Clearly you are an idiot.

Deej 01-29-2011 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17877721)
Yep.

Clearly you are an idiot.

Yea... but im dead sexy... almost literally :pimp

brassmonkey 01-29-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA (Post 17875968)

:1orglaugh

JD 01-29-2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17876577)
http://images.oldglory.com/product/028497GDDEd.jpg

I once had an incident with an ice cream cone while I was stoned...as the ice cream started dripping down my face, I reached up and wiped it with my fingers - it turned out to be delicious strawberry ice cream. :stoned

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 01-29-2011 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17877235)
lemme rephrase... perhaps you misunderstood my actions via my words.

When the ricochet hit me I ... ok this is where ill go slow and thorough... lowered my weapon. released my magazine containing 9 bullets and pulled back and locked my action releasing the remaining 10th bullet that was in chamber. After securing my remaining ammo I walked back with caution to the rest of the group in the no fire zone. Inquired whether I was worse off than I could tell or feel.



now... does it still sound stupid?

I don't know about 'stupid" but it did come across as pretty boring. Now, if you had spun around, thinking someone was popping caps at you, and you spotted two guys down range with automatic weapons in their hands that were looking at you and appeared to be smiling, or even laughing. You quickly surmised that they must have been the ones that were shooting at you so you emptied your magazine in their direction, laughing all the while with your war cry . . . now that would have been exciting.

AaronM 01-29-2011 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17878336)
I don't know about 'stupid" but it did come across as pretty boring. Now, if you had spun around, thinking someone was popping caps at you, and you spotted two guys down range with automatic weapons in their hands that were looking at you and appeared to be smiling, or even laughing. You quickly surmised that they must have been the ones that were shooting at you so you emptied your magazine in their direction, laughing all the while with your war cry . . . now that would have been exciting.

If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

baddog 01-29-2011 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17878338)
If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

How about, as he spun around . . .

AaronM 01-29-2011 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17878341)
How about, as he spun around . . .


So these two guys with automatic weapons who were standing no so down range....And Deej starts shooting at them, how long do you think his remaining rounds would last against their weapons? More importantly, who do you think would be the better shot? The guy catching ricochets or the guys who bought the better firepower who are laughing at him?

Why you trying to get my nigga capped?

baddog 01-29-2011 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17878356)
So these two guys with automatic weapons who were standing no so down range....And Deej starts shooting at them, how long do you think his remaining rounds would last against their weapons? More importantly, who do you think would be the better shot? The guy catching ricochets or the guys who bought the better firepower who are laughing at him?

Why you trying to get my nigga capped?

Rambo doesn't miss.

AaronM 01-29-2011 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17878357)
Rambo doesn't miss.


I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

baddog 01-29-2011 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17878359)
I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

I believe it. He is a bad ass.

Deej 01-29-2011 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17878359)
I personally saw Deej hit the side of a big ass mountain with that M2 on full auto. Not one single round missed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17878435)
I believe it. He is a bad ass.

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chaze 01-29-2011 11:37 PM

Builds character :1orglaugh

Seth Manson 01-29-2011 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17878338)
If he had turned around then how could he see anybody down range?

Maybe Deej is like me and consider anywhere his weapon to be pointing at that moment as "down range" :1orglaugh

I almost made it to your favorite shooting park today but then I saw something in the sky and turned right. I'm going to do it again tomorrow.

baddog 01-30-2011 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17878496)
Maybe Deej is like me and consider anywhere his weapon to be pointing at that moment as "down range" :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

baddog 01-30-2011 12:21 AM

After giving it some thought, I understand Aaron's concern. My suggestion was a rough draft. It was to display reckless abandon by Deej. The two guys were just two guys that happened to be where Deej was looking. Their facial expressions had nothing to do with Deej, he just thought so.

I was in a hurry, I could have written it better.

I broke my own rule.

carzygirls 01-30-2011 12:23 AM

great story...

Deej 01-30-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by carzygirls (Post 17878535)
great story...

It happened just as said... I was there...

wild johnny 01-30-2011 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17874374)
Though, popping a few off from this bad mutha fucka made me forget all about it!

http://www.lumpyimages.com/Deej50Cal.jpg


Thanks AaronM for the opportunity ... To not only survive a bullet to the head but to shoot some amazing guns. :thumbsup :pimp

That should of made you forget about any headache you had!!

Glad your ok!

Blazing 01-30-2011 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17875096)
My pleasure man. Next time you're cleaning the guns and paying for the ammo though. :winkwink:

Hey Aaron... I didnt know you had such an arsenal. I have an idea to run by you for one of our models who is into guns..

lets discuss....

m

Jakez 01-31-2011 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17877230)
how the fuck does it sound stupid?

My bad lol, must have been one of my stupid nights, by clearing the round I thought you meant you fired the last of the remaining bullets. I'm not to hip on gun lingo. :upsidedow

fatfoo 01-31-2011 07:05 PM

I heard that a bullet does not go through a very thick skull. Good luck!

baddog 01-31-2011 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 17882335)
My bad lol, must have been one of my stupid nights, by clearing the round I thought you meant you fired the last of the remaining bullets.

That is how I would have done it.


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