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  • jimmycooper
    Confirmed User
    • May 2010
    • 4016

    #1

    Your Business Card Is Crap


  • NaughtyVisions
    Confirmed User
    • May 2008
    • 4204

    #2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU6SQ_e6VCo

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    • TheDoc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 13827

      #3
      He still uses business cards? That's so 1980's.

      Honestly, I toss out big off shape cards like that, almost the moment after I get them. Then again, each night everyones card goes in the trash - just easier than telling them I don't care.
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      • Altwebdesign

        #4
        mines not :P

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        • loreen
          myadultdesign.com
          • May 2004
          • 12558

          #5
          Originally posted by Altwebdesign
          mines not :P
          Mine's hot
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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94733

            #6

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            • Babaganoosh
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              • Nov 2001
              • 15841

              #7
              That guy is a douchebag. I wouldn't allow him to hand me his card.
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              • cooldude7
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2009
                • 4306

                #8
                what a guy,
                what a passion,
                what a power in what he says., i like him.

                guaran fuckin tee -

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                • GrouchyAdmin
                  Now choke yourself!
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 12085

                  #9
                  Well, pop-up books revel the mentality of most businessmen.

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                  • KaliC
                    Sexy Beast
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 617

                    #10
                    ha ha ha awesome, but I would take the card and toss it. Just to take $4 from his pocket. lol
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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      That guy fucking rules! He whoops the rest of you losers. Look at that fucking card MINT! id like to have beers with this dude just to hear about business cards.

                      You people are losers. This guy is a fucking PIMP, look at that card fold out WAMMO! fucking crowds. Do you draw crowds? NOPE.

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                      • Paul Markham
                        Too old to care
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 52942

                        #12
                        "It doesn't fit in a Roladex."

                        Because it belongs in the bin. LOL

                        Douchebag and too full of himself. Only a moron or totally self obsessed narcissistic fool, would boast about taking 25 years to design a business card.

                        Handing out business cards is the worse way of getting business. Even if they do cost $4 each. A business card is given at the beginning or end of a meeting and what you say during that meeting is what counts.



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                        • Persius
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 11779

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          Exactly what i thought about

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                          • AzteK
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 3451

                            #14
                            hahaha this guy is a tool

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                            • Paul Markham
                              Too old to care
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 52942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              That guy fucking rules! He whoops the rest of you losers. Look at that fucking card MINT! id like to have beers with this dude just to hear about business cards.

                              You people are losers. This guy is a fucking PIMP, look at that card fold out WAMMO! fucking crowds. Do you draw crowds? NOPE.
                              Idiot.

                              Drawing crowds doesn't = doing business. If you need to drawer a crowd to do business stop selling crap and learn to sell 1-1.



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                              • Machete_
                                WINNING!
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 14579

                                #16


                                Checkmate, motherfucker
                                Last edited by Machete_; 01-21-2011, 10:30 AM.

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                  Idiot.

                                  Drawing crowds doesn't = doing business. If you need to drawer a crowd to do business stop selling crap and learn to sell 1-1.
                                  I've never "drawer" a crowd to do business so I have no idea what you're talking about.



                                  This drawer is filled with the capacity of your business sense.

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                                  • BestXXXPorn
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                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 2277

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                    excellent
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                                    • epitome
                                      So Fucking Lame
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 12156

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                      Idiot.

                                      Drawing crowds doesn't = doing business. If you need to drawer a crowd to do business stop selling crap and learn to sell 1-1.
                                      That is what you think of your customers?

                                      Those two magazines you sold your content to in 1936 existed by selling to crowds. By your comment, you think they should have been pimps that sent the girl to the individual customer's doorstep.

                                      Your current prices demonstrate that you think your content is worthless. If you were a halfway decent salesman, you'd sell it for much more by creating perceived value (because there are no real benefits of your content).

                                      You should think before you speak. Free up some of that old mind of yours and stop thinking about the Manwin employee to toilet ratio and think more about business in 2011.

                                      Oh yeah and that business card sucks. If that guy isn't bumping and getting his info directly into his prospects cell phone then he isn't doing anything at all. BUMP for success!

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                                      • TheDoc
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 13827

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        That guy fucking rules! He whoops the rest of you losers. Look at that fucking card MINT! id like to have beers with this dude just to hear about business cards.

                                        You people are losers. This guy is a fucking PIMP, look at that card fold out WAMMO! fucking crowds. Do you draw crowds? NOPE.
                                        Look at ya clamming up around a fake guru.... draw crowds, 80 year old kid books design, hahaha.
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                                        • TheDoc
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 13827

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                          Idiot.

                                          Drawing crowds doesn't = doing business. If you need to drawer a crowd to do business stop selling crap and learn to sell 1-1.
                                          Getting 1 customer at a time face to face on your paysites is probably why they failed.
                                          ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
                                          It's all disambiguation

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                                          • MetaMan
                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 28682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheDoc
                                            Look at ya clamming up around a fake guru.... draw crowds, 80 year old kid books design, hahaha.

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                                            • InfinityOscar
                                              Registered User
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 99

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                              it took him 25 yrs to design his business card
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                                              • C H R I S
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                                                • Nov 2005
                                                • 10842

                                                #24
                                                I LOL'd....
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                  "It doesn't fit in a Roladex."

                                                  Because it belongs in the bin. LOL

                                                  Douchebag and too full of himself. Only a moron or totally self obsessed narcissistic fool, would boast about taking 25 years to design a business card.

                                                  Handing out business cards is the worse way of getting business. Even if they do cost $4 each. A business card is given at the beginning or end of a meeting and what you say during that meeting is what counts.
                                                  I wonder if he knows how many bathrooms his office building has.

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                                                  • PR_Glen
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 9058

                                                    #26
                                                    what this guy is saying is pretty hilarious but he does bring up some valid points. If your card is lame and boring nobody will remember who gave it to them and that is counter-productive to what its purpose is. I personally don't hand out business cards to people unless one is asked of me. I'll talk about what we are doing, some new stuff going on with the program, some strategies or how the leafs can't make a decent playoff run and if they want my contact after that or not is up to them.

                                                    I still remember Vegas Ken handing me a card with his animated face on it years ago. Why? because his stood out from the rest.
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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                      I still remember Vegas Ken handing me a card with his animated face on it years ago. Why? because his stood out from the rest.
                                                      Our business cards are quite memorable. We meet people at mainstream shows all the time that tell us they have seen them due to a co-worker showing it to them from a prior show.

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                                                      • V_RocKs
                                                        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 32449

                                                        #28

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                                                        • Kenny B!
                                                          Confirmed Abuser
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 5718

                                                          #29
                                                          Best card I ever got in this business was from Scott, the metal sleazy dream card was extremely memorable. Plus all the players back in the day would think of him each time they used it to cut lines of blow!
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                                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                                            Is on the 1
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 4996

                                                            #30
                                                            vcards are the way to go. Add my to your phone and computer address box immediately. ..

                                                            Paper is so 2010.

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                                                            • BareBacked
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                              • 3685

                                                              #31
                                                              Have you seen the episode of Fantasy Factory this guy was on?
                                                              Was a good one
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                                                              • Paul Markham
                                                                Too old to care
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 52942

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                what this guy is saying is pretty hilarious but he does bring up some valid points. If your card is lame and boring nobody will remember who gave it to them and that is counter-productive to what its purpose is. I personally don't hand out business cards to people unless one is asked of me. I'll talk about what we are doing, some new stuff going on with the program, some strategies or how the leafs can't make a decent playoff run and if they want my contact after that or not is up to them.

                                                                I still remember Vegas Ken handing me a card with his animated face on it years ago. Why? because his stood out from the rest.
                                                                I suppose if someone were handing out business cards to drunks at a Internet porno convention it might work. But if people remembering anyone is based on a business card card. They had shit to say and sell.

                                                                But then look at the business acumen of some here.

                                                                epitome I'm retired and the price we sell at is the price the business is now willing to pay for any content. Remember all the money made during the content blow outs period. Or the money Zeemasters made selling CDs of overs from porn shoots? Discounting and selling over and over and over again makes a lot more than selling a set and video to a sponsor once.

                                                                When we were shooting we weren't shooting for lame ass sponsors who thought $500 for a solo girl set and a video was a good price. Like so many of the content providers then and today shoot for. Yes these guys work for a price and a deal we blew off.



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                                                                • georgeyw
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                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 9865

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Was that a sketch from a comedy show?

                                                                  Who wants a fold out business card, is his target market 5 year olds?
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                                                                  • Paul Markham
                                                                    Too old to care
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 52942

                                                                    #34
                                                                    What that guy was doing on his video was amusing. But not business sense.

                                                                    If you want someone to remember you after a business meeting there's only one way to do it.

                                                                    Sell him on something he needs.

                                                                    Don't do that and give him a flashy card at the end and a business man will thinks your an inflated ego.

                                                                    Give him the card before you said anything and he is thinking that before you say a word.

                                                                    But on a board that worships "Bros" I guess substance isn't that important.



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                                                                    • xenigo
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 8067

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                      what this guy is saying is pretty hilarious but he does bring up some valid points. If your card is lame and boring nobody will remember who gave it to them and that is counter-productive to what its purpose is. I personally don't hand out business cards to people unless one is asked of me. I'll talk about what we are doing, some new stuff going on with the program, some strategies or how the leafs can't make a decent playoff run and if they want my contact after that or not is up to them.

                                                                      I still remember Vegas Ken handing me a card with his animated face on it years ago. Why? because his stood out from the rest.
                                                                      Yeah, agreed. I have a mainstream business and when I go to networking events and I hand it to people, they look at it... their eyes bulge out of their heads... and they hold it up to the light... turn it from side to side... look at the back... look at me... look back at the card... and then say "WOW!!"

                                                                      Every single person I give the card to.

                                                                      Now, that's an awesome business card

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                                                                      • MetaMan
                                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 28682

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                        What that guy was doing on his video was amusing. But not business sense.

                                                                        If you want someone to remember you after a business meeting there's only one way to do it.

                                                                        Sell him on something he needs.

                                                                        Don't do that and give him a flashy card at the end and a business man will thinks your an inflated ego.

                                                                        Give him the card before you said anything and he is thinking that before you say a word.

                                                                        But on a board that worships "Bros" I guess substance isn't that important.
                                                                        Lets hear more about your 1 on 1 business sense I'm sure we are all dying to hear.

                                                                        The key to making money is selling people something they DO NOT need. When you are able to do both is when you know how to market.

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                                                                        • woj
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 47882

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • GetSCORECash
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                                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                                            • 5527

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I met him in person.

                                                                            The one thing I remember from his seminar is that he accidently put in a USB thumb drive, and it contain photos of some girl in a bikini, while his wife was in the audience. He had to move fast to remove the pictures from his computer...
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                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 28682

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by GetSCORECash
                                                                              I met him in person.

                                                                              The one thing I remember from his seminar is that he accidently put in a USB thumb drive, and it contain photos of some girl in a bikini, while his wife was in the audience. He had to move fast to remove the pictures from his computer...


                                                                              you're fucking with us? no way LOL

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                                                                              • TheDoc
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 13827

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by GetSCORECash
                                                                                I met him in person.

                                                                                The one thing I remember from his seminar is that he accidently put in a USB thumb drive, and it contain photos of some girl in a bikini, while his wife was in the audience. He had to move fast to remove the pictures from his computer...
                                                                                That's funny....

                                                                                I thought this was from some comedy skit or something, didn't figure the guy was real at least - that makes it even worse.
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                                                                                • czarina
                                                                                  Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 10752

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  25 years to develop THAT? wow, he is slow

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                                                                                  • jimmycooper
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2010
                                                                                    • 4016

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I really like the Bentley b-cards
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                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 94733

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "Passion For Profit" ...

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                                                                                      • Some Guy
                                                                                        Affordable Content!
                                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                                        • 1750

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        This guy is an idiot. GUARANTEED.

                                                                                        Your business card doesn't have to be a pop-up book to be impressive and stand out. I'd be pissed if a guy handed me a card like that 'cause it wouldn't fit in my wallet or even my pocket, let alone my business card holder.

                                                                                        My business cards are standard size and I always get compliments on them because I took the time to design them myself (front and back) and put a ton of effort in. You don't need some oversized index card pop-up book thingy to wow people.

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                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                          • 29656

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Some Guy
                                                                                          This guy is an idiot. GUARANTEED.

                                                                                          Your business card doesn't have to be a pop-up book to be impressive and stand out. I'd be pissed if a guy handed me a card like that 'cause it wouldn't fit in my wallet or even my pocket, let alone my business card holder.

                                                                                          My business cards are standard size and I always get compliments on them because I took the time to design them myself (front and back) and put a ton of effort in. You don't need some oversized index card pop-up book thingy to wow people.
                                                                                          well said

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