Female friend of mine sent me an email yesterday to see how I'm doing. When I replied I forgot to change my outlook "from address" to my mainstream domains instead of porn name.

She's a good girl that probably freaked when she saw the porn from address and gave me an odd reply. I noticed that address afterward, doh!

I watch Keeping up with Kardashians :(

Oh and I also say "Good Morning" to my dogs every morning!

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

I believe you...

Dude she's a hottie!

I tried that diet drug alli once and shit my pants at work...

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

What the fuck hahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fiddy Poo's !

You're such a goonie :upsidedow

Hehehe, I was just gonna mention that movie too. That was one of my favorites as a kid!

Pipecrew, you had me going for a minute there till the fake puke part then I remembered the movie, lol

I fucked her!!:thumbsup:thumbsup

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Well, glad I'm not the only person here who's had to throw the ol' chains on before. I'd love to take some city raised friends out to the farm and see the vomit fly. Cows are relatively easy. They just kind of stand there in pain, sheep will kick the ever living shit out you while you're doing it.

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At college I was drunk and horny and there was a slightly chubby girl who had clearly always wanted a go on me.

So I get her back to mine, get her naked. I am kneeling between her legs putting a condom on my cock and I look at her wobbly fat body and think to myself that I just can't do this.

So at that point, about to fuck her, I kicked her out and said I had changed my mind.

Poor thing.

Fag :1orglaugh

She loves anal and rusty trombones :thumbsup

I was at that movie theatre...

One time, I used the myspace share link above this quick reply box :)

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I found 70k in cash and returned it ;( (true story)