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Juicy D. Links 01-10-2011 12:04 PM
Black peeps created the big black penis

Badmaash 01-10-2011 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833041)
smokey is right, they invented alot more shit then you would even dream of. white people came from black people you fuck tard racist
I thought you said Noah saved the white people, so therefore blacks came from white but they got burnt in the sun?

rogueteens 01-10-2011 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
LOL list fail, i check out one of them (the traffic light) and as i suspected, you got that list from an american site didnt you? more than one item on that list were invented outside of america first and not by the people listed on your list!

rogueteens 01-10-2011 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by br4sco (Post 17833041)
smokey is right, they invented alot more shit then you would even dream of. white people came from black people you fuck tard racist
not according to some of the latest research, there is evidence appearing that white europeans evolved from the far reaches of Russia.

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 17833559)
Beginning of civilization - Egypt
Well, close- Mesopotamia.

_Richard_ 01-10-2011 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17833925)
LOL list fail, i check out one of them (the traffic light) and as i suspected, you got that list from an american site didnt you? more than one item on that list were invented outside of america first and not by the people listed on your list!
take a page out of the good book of Canada:

"Who hatheth zee patent office, hatheth zee patents'

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/6...pellerhead.jpg

SexAdventure 01-10-2011 02:25 PM
This whole thread is obviously flame bait, but if you want an example ... WRITING and MATHEMATICS.

rogueteens 01-10-2011 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SexAdventure (Post 17834066)
This whole thread is obviously flame bait, but if you want an example ... WRITING and MATHEMATICS.
well, thats debatable. writing proberbly developed in the middle east, counting could have developed anywhere but maths as a science owes its origins to europe and (again) the middle east.

rogueteens 01-10-2011 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17833983)
take a page out of the good book of Canada:

"Who hatheth zee patent office, hatheth zee patents'
there is more than one patient office

tical 01-10-2011 02:49 PM





Cherry7 01-10-2011 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17833967)
Well, close- Mesopotamia.
Well I've actually been in the temples of Egypt so that what I know.....

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 17834301)
Well I've actually been in the temples of Egypt so that what I know.....
That's great, I'd love to visit egypt someday myself.. but I don't see how that somehow changes history. :upsidedow

roly 01-10-2011 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.
looks pretty white to me http://inventors.about.com/cs/invent...tin_cooper.htm. there's others without checking that are wrong on that list too.

however its a fairly unfair comparison as a lot of the major inventions we all think about were invented in the days that black people throughout the world were very poorly, if at all educated. (edit: didn't realise you said this later on in the thread)

Dvae 01-10-2011 05:34 PM
This list is more myth than truth.

Try googling a few items, very few are close to being fact.

At least half are disputed on this page:
http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear;1783
3008
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885

Caligari 01-10-2011 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17833934)
not according to some of the latest research, there is evidence appearing that white europeans evolved from the far reaches of Russia.
You mean that area of Russia that Sarah Palin can see;)

ShellyCrash 01-10-2011 05:41 PM
Don't forget Rock N' Roll :2 cents:

Slutboat 01-10-2011 05:42 PM
Emil - you are a fucking DUMBFUCK

Deej 01-10-2011 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?
Eli Whitney, Son!!!!

Thats 6th grade shit :winkwink:

oh and its segregates( see what I did there? ) cotton from seed...

TurboAngel 01-10-2011 05:45 PM
Crack?????

Caligari 01-10-2011 05:46 PM
Have blues and jazz already been covered?

Blues, Jazz, Rock n Roll.....okay all non-blacks may kill themselves now;)

TurboAngel 01-10-2011 05:46 PM
Crack??????

Hermes 01-10-2011 05:47 PM
black people invented white people

epitome 01-10-2011 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17833069)
none of you idiots knew that a black man invented the cotton gin?

any of you idiots even know what a cotton gin is?
um.

http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/E/A/whitney.jpg

Deej 01-10-2011 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17834595)
Oh but yea... I forgot to add.... Eli is white as shit ;)


Edit -

Oh wait i Get it... this is irony...

I just read that up that the invention of the cotton gin brought back Slavery ten fold@!

hrmmmmm...

Supz 01-10-2011 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.



straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
Now thats funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

ottopottomouse 01-11-2011 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17834598)
Oh but yea... I forgot to add.... Eli is white as shit ;)


Edit -

Oh wait i Get it... this is irony...

I just read that up that the invention of the cotton gin brought back Slavery ten fold@!

hrmmmmm...
Black people invented slavery too.

mfer 01-11-2011 06:26 AM
AIDS











































j/k

http://www.vertigo-go.com/blogpics/genki

lexsteel 01-11-2011 06:48 AM
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day

DEA - banned for life 01-11-2011 06:54 AM
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878

i wonder if he came up with that invention before or after they lit his house on fire

:(

the inventor of this thread must really feel like an asshole...

:)

NetHorse 01-11-2011 06:58 AM
A lot of uneducated, ignorant clowns on here. Don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with a little humor in good taste, but this thread is just ignorant.

ShellyCrash 01-11-2011 08:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17835434)
black people invented 11 inch dick

white bitches use it every fucking day
:1orglaugh

You need to post more. :thumbsup

cordoba 01-11-2011 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833008)
p.s.

air conditioning unit: Frederick M. Jones; July 12, 1949
almanac: Benjamin Banneker; Approx 1791
auto cut-off switch: Granville T. Woods; January 1,1839
auto fishing devise: G. Cook; May 30, 1899
automatic gear shift: Richard Spikes; February 28, 1932
baby buggy: W.H. Richardson; June 18, 1899
bicycle frame: L.R. Johnson; Octber 10, 1899
biscuit cutter: A.P. Ashbourne; November 30, 1875
blood plasma bag: Charles Drew; Approx. 1945
cellular phone: Henry T. Sampson; July 6, 1971
chamber commode: T. Elkins; January 3, 1897
clothes dryer: G. T. Sampson; June 6, 1862
curtain rod: S. R. Scratton; November 30, 1889
curtain rod support: William S. Grant; August 4, 1896
door knob: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
door stop: O. Dorsey; December 10, 1878
dust pan: Lawrence P. Ray; August 3, 1897
egg beater: Willie Johnson; February 5, 1884
electric lampbulb: Lewis Latimer; March 21, 1882
elevator: Alexander Miles; October 11, 1867
eye protector: P. Johnson; November 2, 1880
fire escape ladder: J. W. Winters; May 7, 1878
fire extinguisher: T. Marshall; October 26, 1872
folding bed: L. C. Bailey; July 18, 1899
folding chair: Brody & Surgwar; June 11, 1889
fountain pen: W. B. Purvis; January 7, 1890
furniture caster: O. A. Fisher; 1878
gas mask: Garrett Morgan; October 13, 1914
golf tee: T. Grant; December 12, 1899
guitar: Robert F. Flemming, Jr. March 3, 1886
hair brush: Lydia O. Newman; November 15,18--
hand stamp: Walter B. Purvis; February 27, 1883
horse shoe: J. Ricks; March 30, 1885
ice cream scooper: A. L. Cralle; February 2, 1897
improv. sugar making: Norbet Rillieux; December 10, 1846
insect-destroyer gun: A. C. Richard; February 28, 1899
ironing board: Sarah Boone; December 30, 1887
key chain: F. J. Loudin; January 9, 1894
lantern: Michael C. Harvey; August 19, 1884
lawn mower: L. A. Burr; May 19, 1889
lawn sprinkler: J. W. Smith; May 4, 1897
lemon squeezer: J. Thomas White; December 8, 1893
lock: W. A. Martin; July 23, 18--
lubricating cup: Ellijah McCoy; November 15, 1895
lunch pail: James Robinson; 1887
mail box: Paul L. Downing; October 27, 1891
mop: Thomas W. Stewart; June 11, 1893
motor: Frederick M. Jones; June 27, 1939
peanut butter: George Washington Carver; 1896
pencil sharpener: J. L. Love; November 23, 1897
record player arm: Joseph Hunger Dickenson January 8, 1819
refrigerator: J. Standard; June 14, 1891
riding saddles: W. D. Davis; October 6, 1895
rolling pin: John W. Reed; 1864
shampoo headrest: C. O. Bailiff; October 11, 1898
spark plug: Edmond Berger; February 2, 1839
stethoscope: Imhotep; Ancient Egypt
stove: T. A. Carrington; July 25, 1876
straightening comb: Madam C. J. Walker; Approx 1905
street sweeper: Charles B. Brooks; March 17, 1890
phone transmitter: Granville T. Woods; December 2, 1884
thermostat control: Frederick M. Jones; February 23, 1960
traffic light: Garrett Morgan; November 20, 1923
tricycle: M. A. Cherry; May 6, 1886
typewriter: Burridge & Marshman; April 7, 1885
For what it's worth, that list is highly controversial. For example it's pretty much been established that a black man did not, in fact, invent the cell phone.

I also, at random, chose 'fountain pen' from the list, and the wikipedia page for fountain pen doesn't even mention William Purvis, the black man alleged to have invented it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_pen

I guess the issue is, black people HAVE been downtrodden in history, so is it morally right to falsify history, or at least distort and exaggerate black history, in order to instill much needed self-esteem in black people?

ToBad 01-11-2011 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonnydoe (Post 17833027)
Strange, I was wondering the same about Swedish people this morning and came up with the Swedish meatball.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

georgeyw 01-11-2011 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17833010)
hmm cell phones were invented by a black guy, didn't know that tidbit.. guitars too.
I always thought mobile phones were invented by this guy

http://www.lgblog.co.uk/wp-content/u...tin_cooper.jpg

http://www.lgblog.co.uk/wp-content/u...tin_cooper.jpg

Looks like he was the first guy to use one though.

TheDoc 01-11-2011 04:23 PM
God is black, he only created everything that is, was and will be... that's pretty damn useful in most peoples books.

lexsteel 01-11-2011 05:15 PM
Black girls invented big round ass!

Black brothers invented 11 inch hard cock!

Hermes 01-11-2011 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17836919)
God is black, he only created everything that is, was and will be... that's pretty damn useful in most peoples books.
http://www.visualhollywood.com/movie...mighty-008.jpg

fatfoo 01-11-2011 05:48 PM
Some might have received a paper about black history month which lists inventions by black people.

rogueteens 01-11-2011 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17837156)
Daniel Hale Williams, invented open heart surgery and due to this saved millions of fat racist white southerners who are able to continue enjoying their fired pork and egg breakfast.
no he didn't http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_heart_surgery#History

blackmonsters 01-11-2011 07:12 PM
Dr. Dre invented Eminem :


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