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Old 01-05-2011, 05:48 PM   #1
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What is the deal with handjobs?

I don't get it.

I mean seriously, you'd think the average male gets plenty of hand action whitout the inconvenience of having to enlist the cooperation of a partner, who's participation could be much better leveraged in other less commonplace activities that ARENT possible solo.

I am looking at some of this handjob porn and the only thing I can think is, maybe that's the only thing the guy would even think about doing with that skank. Maybe he heard she had some disease and so it was a handjob or nothing?

Or maybe the chick wasn't into doing porn and all they could talk her into was a handjob?

Who fantasizes about getting a handjob from somebody who's too diseased for anything else?

Please enlighten me.
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:50 PM   #2
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handjobs suck.
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:53 PM   #3
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Or maybe the chick wasn't into doing porn and all they could talk her into was a handjob?
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:53 PM   #4
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If the girl does it right, then it's ok.

If she's not into it then it sux!
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:57 PM   #5
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it is a fetish and there is no use of trying to explain to any person not interested in it.
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Old 01-05-2011, 05:59 PM   #6
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They are great while driving. It splendid to have 1 hand on the wheel, 1 arm behind the passenger seat, and get whacked off at the same time
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:06 PM   #7
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girls in relationships often don't consider handjobs sex or cheating. otherwise, who would really want one?
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:11 PM   #8
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http://www.ehow.com/how_2041358_be-open-minded.html
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:12 PM   #9
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How to be open minded for webmaster ?

"Give the conversion ratio"
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:18 PM   #10
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OK my feeling was that it was a substitute for some other activity, I will go with that theory until I find a better explanation.
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:25 PM   #11
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OK my feeling was that it was a substitute for some other activity,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_position

amen
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:27 PM   #12
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Clearly some of you never spend any time with women.
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:29 PM   #13
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the trick is knowing when to push her head down before cumming from a handjob and hitting her in the face
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:32 PM   #14
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the trick is knowing when to push her head down before cumming from a handjob and hitting her in the face
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:36 PM   #15
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