What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

**adultchatpay** · 01-04-2011, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by pimpporn

Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP

Is that Clay Guida on the canvass? That kick was amazing, would love to see the full video.

**Hawkeye** · 01-04-2011, 07:03 PM

1. Hire a lawyer and an accountant.

2. Two chicks at the same time.

3. Hire a financial services firm to invest the money in a diversified portfolio of short-term government and corporate bonds.

4. Use the interest to form a citizens militia. The militia would guard our border with Mexico and round up any wetbacks who attempt to cross illegally. The wetbacks would be handed over to the Feds, and if the Feds refused to do anything about it, the new policy would be to unceremoniously dump the wetbacks back across the border.

5. Form a 2nd militia to round up wetbacks who have already made it to places like L.A. and Phoenix. Send them back to TJ.

6. "Donate" heavily to every Congressman and Senator I can find who is remotely interested in securing our border, and make them know that the money will keep flowing as long as they make it their priority to keep wetbacks out of our country.

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-04-2011, 07:05 PM

http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

anybody got the numbers?

**96ukssob** · 01-04-2011, 07:07 PM

pretend i never won. wouldnt tell anyone and go about my business... of course working a lot less

id pull out some bs story that i sold a business i made for $2mil here or invested some company and make a big return, blah blah blah but never admit I ever won. When you win money, everyone and their mother has their hand out... but when you earn it, only about half of those are there

first thing I would do is pay off all bills and get rid of my car. buy a nicer car and lose some weight

**brassmonkey** · 01-04-2011, 07:21 PM

have a big ass party

**Mr Happy** · 01-04-2011, 07:25 PM

I would pee in your butt

**loreen** · 01-04-2011, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay....

You can do that now

Or do you actually want the blowjob?

**LeRoy** · 01-04-2011, 08:13 PM

Party it up! Surf and travel all over the world.

Give a bunch of it away. I dont need that much $$ to be

**AzteK** · 01-04-2011, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

anybody got the numbers?

nuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmbeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssssss?? anyone?

**Seth Manson** · 01-04-2011, 08:26 PM

The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the Mega Ball 42

**Chris** · 01-04-2011, 08:27 PM

I didn't win

**Lester Burnham** · 01-04-2011, 08:33 PM

Hopefully pay off my student loans, but not sure if the winnings will cover it.

After the loans are paid off...

1) Buy my mom a phat ass crib and full time limo driver.
2) Take a small group of friends to Dubai, Nice, France, St. Barts or some other locale and just kick it rap star style for a week two.

Start designing my mansion somewhere in Malibu or Florida.

**cjhmdm** · 01-04-2011, 08:37 PM

I'd probably have a fucking heart attack or an aneurysm... or something bad would happen to me like all that shit that happened to Hugo from Lost when he won.

I've never gotten by by being lucky, and I don't expect it to even happen ><

**cam_girls** · 01-04-2011, 10:23 PM

so many options... I'd probably go with fap

maybe buy a $10,000 ad spot on Channel 10 news and go NYA NYA

**iTugIt** · 01-04-2011, 10:24 PM

Go see the proper Attorney and get everything in line. From there, I'd rub it in a lot of assholes faces that have wronged me.

After that, I'd get some drugs and start partying.

What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

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