What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

    I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


    I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...
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    • Spunky
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        • beerptrol
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          • Feb 2003
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          #3
          change my phone # and start a tube. Then pay someone to beat the shit out of the thieving sponsor bastards who stole my money
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            • xNetworx
              So Fucking What
              • Jan 2004
              • 14445
              #4
              Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP
              Last edited by xNetworx; 01-04-2011, 05:45 PM.

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                • Barefootsies
                  Choice is an Illusion
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 42635
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?
                  Rub one out.
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                    • Adam_M
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                        • react
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 673
                          #7
                          2 chicks at the same time.
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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Originally posted by react
                              2 chicks at the same time.

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                                • Puremeds-J
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                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 939
                                  #9
                                  I'd buy a small US bank

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                                    • srhcom
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                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 87
                                      #10
                                      You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $69.

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                                        • HomerSimpson
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 13826
                                          #11
                                          I would

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                                            • JFK
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                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692
                                                  #13
                                                  In the 103321536 times this simulation has run, players have won $158049806
                                                  And by won I mean they have won back $158049806 of the $103321536 they spent (152%).

                                                  sounds like a bad simulator
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                                                    • Redrob
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                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 4791
                                                      #14
                                                      I'd have a coronary and my wife would get a cabana boy to go with her new house and pool in Key West.

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                                                        • marketsmart
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 20419
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


                                                          I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...
                                                          the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

                                                          if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay...




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                                                            • adultchatpay
                                                              Let's Make Money
                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                              • 8785
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                              Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP

                                                              Is that Clay Guida on the canvass? That kick was amazing, would love to see the full video.

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                                                                • Hawkeye
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 1291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  1. Hire a lawyer and an accountant.

                                                                  2. Two chicks at the same time.

                                                                  3. Hire a financial services firm to invest the money in a diversified portfolio of short-term government and corporate bonds.

                                                                  4. Use the interest to form a citizens militia. The militia would guard our border with Mexico and round up any wetbacks who attempt to cross illegally. The wetbacks would be handed over to the Feds, and if the Feds refused to do anything about it, the new policy would be to unceremoniously dump the wetbacks back across the border.

                                                                  5. Form a 2nd militia to round up wetbacks who have already made it to places like L.A. and Phoenix. Send them back to TJ.

                                                                  6. "Donate" heavily to every Congressman and Senator I can find who is remotely interested in securing our border, and make them know that the money will keep flowing as long as they make it their priority to keep wetbacks out of our country.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

                                                                      anybody got the numbers?

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                                                                        • 96ukssob
                                                                          So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 12991
                                                                          #19
                                                                          pretend i never won. wouldnt tell anyone and go about my business... of course working a lot less

                                                                          id pull out some bs story that i sold a business i made for $2mil here or invested some company and make a big return, blah blah blah but never admit I ever won. When you win money, everyone and their mother has their hand out... but when you earn it, only about half of those are there

                                                                          first thing I would do is pay off all bills and get rid of my car. buy a nicer car and lose some weight
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                                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                              • 77396
                                                                              #20
                                                                              have a big ass party
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                                                                                • Mr Happy
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                                                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                                                  • 485
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I would pee in your butt

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                                                                                    • loreen
                                                                                      myadultdesign.com
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 12558
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                      the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

                                                                                      if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay....
                                                                                      You can do that now
                                                                                      Or do you actually want the blowjob?
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                                                                                        • LeRoy
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Party it up! Surf and travel all over the world.

                                                                                          Give a bunch of it away. I dont need that much $$ to be
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                                                                                            • AzteK
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 3451
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                              http://www.megamillions.com/numbers/ there sites is overwhelmed now lolol

                                                                                              anybody got the numbers?
                                                                                              nuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmbeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssssssss?? anyone?

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                                                                                                • Seth Manson
                                                                                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                                  • 3988
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the Mega Ball 42

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                                                                                                    • Chris
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                      • 27880
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I didn't win
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                                                                                                        • Lester Burnham
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                          • 540
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Hopefully pay off my student loans, but not sure if the winnings will cover it.

                                                                                                          After the loans are paid off...

                                                                                                          1) Buy my mom a phat ass crib and full time limo driver.
                                                                                                          2) Take a small group of friends to Dubai, Nice, France, St. Barts or some other locale and just kick it rap star style for a week two.

                                                                                                          Start designing my mansion somewhere in Malibu or Florida.

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                                                                                                            • cjhmdm
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                                                                                                              • Jun 2009
                                                                                                              • 472
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I'd probably have a fucking heart attack or an aneurysm... or something bad would happen to me like all that shit that happened to Hugo from Lost when he won.

                                                                                                              I've never gotten by by being lucky, and I don't expect it to even happen ><

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                                                                                                                • cam_girls
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2009
                                                                                                                  • 2968
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  so many options... I'd probably go with fap

                                                                                                                  maybe buy a $10,000 ad spot on Channel 10 news and go NYA NYA

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                                                                                                                    • iTugIt
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                      • 212
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Go see the proper Attorney and get everything in line. From there, I'd rub it in a lot of assholes faces that have wronged me.

                                                                                                                      After that, I'd get some drugs and start partying.

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                                                                                                                        • AzteK
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                          • 3451
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                                          The winning numbers were 4, 8, 15, 25, 47 and the Mega Ball 42
                                                                                                                          fuck, back to building sites...

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                                                                                                                            • Mutt
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                              • 34431
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              they've done studies following up big lottery winners - most regret winning the millions, it turned their lives upside down, changed how their friends and family treated them, targets for every investment scheme/scam, many end bankrupt

                                                                                                                              having that much money is a job in itself.

                                                                                                                              first job is hiring a top lawyer and accountancy firm to advise me and get the money safely invested until I can figure out what to do with it.

                                                                                                                              i'd buy a very nice home for 3-5M depending on where it's located, no more than 5000 sq feet, maybe 7500 sq feet. Then comes taking care of family and a few close friends.

                                                                                                                              If we're talking 355 million then I'd set up a charitable foundation and decide how much a year I'll give to charity. I wouldn't be handing over millions to big corporate type charities.
                                                                                                                              I'd like to find individuals and groups who really need immediate help.
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                                                                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'd start setting up VIP charge accounts with every coke dealer and whorehouse within a 1000 mile radius...

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                                                                                                                                    • solopimps
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2008
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by adultchatpay
                                                                                                                                      Is that Clay Guida on the canvass? That kick was amazing, would love to see the full video.
                                                                                                                                      That was the WEC lightweight championship fight between Anthony Pettis and Ben Henderson. Last WEC event before merging with the UFC. I think the event number was 56. I was there, but for w/e reason can't remember the number of the event. That kick is all over youtube, espn, etc. I'm sure you can download the full fight though. Good luck!
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                                                                                                                                        • djroof
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 25504
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                                                                                                          I'd buy a couple busty asians to be my maids and sex slaves. I'd also make them fuck each other and while they were doing that I'd walk around them in circles making it rain on them while stroking my penis.

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                                                                                                                                            • Jdoughs
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 5794
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by srhcom
                                                                                                                                              You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $69.
                                                                                                                                              4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

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                                                                                                                                                • jerryb
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  04-08-15-25-47 + 42
                                                                                                                                                  - -

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                                                                                                                                                    • buildingfutures
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                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2010
                                                                                                                                                      • 796
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Honestly, I would never want to win an amount like that.

                                                                                                                                                      It takes away a lot of cool things in life like the joy of raking in cash from sales, seeing results cause the hard work you put into things.

                                                                                                                                                      Winning 500K is sweet, gets you going for a while, take a long-term trip, invest and live a few years without worry (if you do it right)

                                                                                                                                                      Chances of you becoming an empty shell of a person when winning an amount of 355 mil are pretty high.
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                                                                                                                                                        • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                                                                          She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                                                                                                                          • 13177
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                                                                          they've done studies following up big lottery winners - most regret winning the millions, it turned their lives upside down, changed how their friends and family treated them, targets for every investment scheme/scam, many end bankrupt
                                                                                                                                                          Usually because the big winners are people who have never had a large amount of money before in their life.

                                                                                                                                                          What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?
                                                                                                                                                          Just sit around looking a bit shocked I expect.
                                                                                                                                                          ↑ see post ↑
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                                                                                                                                                            • RyuLion
                                                                                                                                                              ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 32369
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Buy my mom a house, then invest in a bunch of nice places in South Beach and make more $$$.

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                                                                                                                                                                • BV
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 10914
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I'd come here and tell everyone to go fuck themselves!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • NutraCash
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I'd throw up then pass out.....
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                                                                                                                                                                        • spazlabz
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6548
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          see if I was allowed to set up a blind trust and then make all the necessary appointments for eye surgery

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                                                                                                                                                                            • PR_Glen
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 9058
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              A lot of the things you guys are saying you would do are completely doable now without the lottery. Start making some plans and you'll be living the dream without the ridiculous odds against you ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                                                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 18874
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Book a flight home to be with family to try and keep my feet on the ground. After that I'd be all about seeing the world with my girlfriend while my mansion was custom built for me

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • PiffStenis
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I'd go to this place:
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • cooldude7
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2009
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          i'd start biggest tube site ever.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 63151
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Nothing.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Then something.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Then nothing again.
                                                                                                                                                                                              And then something.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Too old to care
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 52942
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by react
                                                                                                                                                                                                  2 chicks at the same time.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't need money to do that.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'd carry on posting on GFY. While watch others who post from their spare room trying to impress us. OK a lot of them don't even have a spare room, but you get the picture.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  So basically not much would change.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Might buy a bigger house so Eva has more housework to keep her from telling me she's bored. LOL



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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Hank_Heartland
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Unless you are one of the lucky 2 peeps 1 Idaho/ 1 Washington State...keep thinking
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