What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?

    I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


    I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986
      #2
      Hookers and Blow everyday!

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        • beerptrol
          Confirmed Asshole
          • Feb 2003
          • 12722
          #3
          change my phone # and start a tube. Then pay someone to beat the shit out of the thieving sponsor bastards who stole my money
          Last edited by beerptrol; 01-04-2011, 05:47 PM.
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            • xNetworx
              So Fucking What
              • Jan 2004
              • 14445
              #4
              Just bought 10 tickets. If I win, the first thing I'll do is FAP
              Last edited by xNetworx; 01-04-2011, 05:45 PM.

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                • Barefootsies
                  Choice is an Illusion
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 42635
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  What would you do in the first day or so if you won $355 million Mega Millions Jackpot?
                  Rub one out.
                  Should You Email Your Members?

                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                  Enough Said.

                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                    • Adam_M
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 3800
                      #6
                      Have a few beers and smile a lot
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                        • react
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 673
                          #7
                          2 chicks at the same time.
                          --
                          react

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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Originally posted by react
                              2 chicks at the same time.

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                                • Puremeds-J
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2008
                                  • 939
                                  #9
                                  I'd buy a small US bank

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                                    • srhcom
                                      Registered User
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 87
                                      #10
                                      You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $69.

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                                        • HomerSimpson
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 13826
                                          #11
                                          I would

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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67373
                                              #12
                                              I'd buy you, your very own fluffer

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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692
                                                  #13
                                                  In the 103321536 times this simulation has run, players have won $158049806
                                                  And by won I mean they have won back $158049806 of the $103321536 they spent (152%).

                                                  sounds like a bad simulator
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                    • Redrob
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 4791
                                                      #14
                                                      I'd have a coronary and my wife would get a cabana boy to go with her new house and pool in Key West.

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                                                        • marketsmart
                                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 20419
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          I would do nothing at all , I would be all quiet till I got the proper people in place before claiming the fucking thing....


                                                          I wouldn't even tell my penis about it , and we are pretty close...
                                                          the first thing i would do is call you up and ask you how much for you to give me a blowjob if money was no object..

                                                          if you said anything less than a million i would know you were gay...




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