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  • InfinityOscar
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    • May 2010
    • 99

    #1

    How do you tell someone politely that they smell?

    How????????
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  • Socks
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    • May 2002
    • 8475

    #2
    Send them an anonymous letter.

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    • Lycanthrope
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      • Jan 2004
      • 4517

      #3
      Fuck politeness. It is better to offend than be offended.

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      • Tom_PM
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        • Feb 2005
        • 16443

        #4
        Open with "I'm not sure if this is the best way to tell you this.." then end with whatever the complaint is. You have strong BO.. you need to do laundry more often.. you need a new toothbrush.. whatever is applicable.
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        • beerptrol
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          • Feb 2003
          • 12722

          #5
          Jesus H Christ! Who or what died!
          I find this works quite well
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          • InfinityOscar
            Registered User
            • May 2010
            • 99

            #6
            Originally posted by Socks
            Send them an anonymous letter.
            we could try that .. we can use our internal work email address

            Originally posted by Lycanthrope
            Fuck politeness. It is better to offend than be offended.


            Originally posted by PR_Tom
            Open with "I'm not sure if this is the best way to tell you this.." then end with whatever the complaint is. You have strong BO.. you need to do laundry more often.. you need a new toothbrush.. whatever is applicable.
            if it was a guy, id do it in a joking way but shes a girl
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            • Agent 488
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              • Feb 2006
              • 22511

              #7
              tape a cum encrusted sweat sock to her computer monitor with a note that reads "this is what you smell like - happy new year."

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              • DamianJ
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jul 2006
                • 15808

                #8
                Leave deodorant on her desk.

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                • Chosen
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 63151

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Agent 488
                  tape a cum encrusted sweat sock to her computer monitor with a note that reads "this is what you smell like - happy new year."

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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38948

                    #10
                    When I am in the room that they are in, be it a kitchen, ann office their house, wherever, I just pull down my pants and take a shit on the floor.

                    When they looked shocked and say 'Dude? WTF?' I just say that the rooms stinks so much I thought it was a public bathroom.

                    When they look confuse, just say' Oh sorry... Its not the room its you' and walk out.


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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
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                      #11
                      Give 'em "the look"


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                      • _Richard_
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                        • Oct 2006
                        • 30991

                        #12
                        'what is that smell?'

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                        • Tom_PM
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 16443

                          #13
                          Hey baby, lets rearrange the alphabet and put u and soap together.

                          I dunno, good luck though.
                          43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                          • czarina
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 10752

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Agent 488
                            tape a cum encrusted sweat sock to her computer monitor with a note that reads "this is what you smell like - happy new year."
                            no way, that's traceable!

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                            • ottopottomouse
                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 13177

                              #15
                              Get a can of deodorant and spray it all over them. They will get the message although I can't guarantee that it will make them start washing
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                                • signupdamnit
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                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 6697

                                  #17
                                  Buy them cologne/perfume and/or a shower set for a holiday gift. Nice subtle hint.

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                                  • TheDoc
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 13827

                                    #18
                                    Buy them a gift cert to a spa that requires you to shower first... at least then you get what you want.

                                    Or secretly put soap on the persons desk, each day... until they hint is taken.

                                    If the person is a hippie/tree hugger - just fire them, nothing you do will get rid of the smell otherwise.
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                                    • tranza
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                                      #19
                                      You don't.........
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • CDSmith
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                                        • May 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Invite him/her to lunch at a nice hotel and push em in the pool.

                                        Chlorine > stink.
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                                        • InfinityOscar
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                                          • May 2010
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Agent 488
                                          tape a cum encrusted sweat sock to her computer monitor with a note that reads "this is what you smell like - happy new year."
                                          LMFAO...
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                                          • u-Bob
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                            When I am in the room that they are in, be it a kitchen, ann office their house, wherever, I just pull down my pants and take a shit on the floor.

                                            When they looked shocked and say 'Dude? WTF?' I just say that the rooms stinks so much I thought it was a public bathroom.

                                            When they look confuse, just say' Oh sorry... Its not the room its you' and walk out.
                                            without wiping first?

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                                            • Phoenix
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                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 35475

                                              #23
                                              once in a 7-11 the attendant smelled so bad, i just didnt think it was them...and asked them if they could smell the odour, i blamed it on whoever had jut been inside the store

                                              didnt realize it was the guy behind the counter until i left.

                                              this one dude stinks to high heaven at basketball also i wish he'd stop it because i always end up covering him or him me
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                                              • Socks
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8475

                                                #24
                                                Nothing quite says "I'm just trying to help" like dousing someone in bleach.

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Offer to shower together <3...

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                                                  • Honez
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                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Are there any females that she is close to that you could ask to quietly say something to her?
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                                                    • nikki99
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                                                      #27
                                                      if u care about this person u tell him , is not a problem
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                                                      • PornMD
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                                                        #28
                                                        Kill it with fire.
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                                                        • The Suit
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                                                          #29
                                                          I'd probably just let them find this thread.
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                                                          • LeRoy
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                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 13364

                                                            #30
                                                            Some good responses here.

                                                            I had a friend whose feet smelled horrible.

                                                            Finally I had to break it to him.

                                                            "Hey dude your feet stink" "Like really bad"
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                                                            • webair
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                              Some good responses here.

                                                              I had a friend whose feet smelled horrible.

                                                              Finally I had to break it to him.

                                                              "Hey dude your feet stink" "Like really bad"
                                                              Agreed just be upfront and tell them


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                                                                #32
                                                                Just bend over and gasp and say I CAN'T BREATHE

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                                                                • beerptrol
                                                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12722

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If all else fails, put on a gas mask or oxygen tank
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                                                                  • Allison
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 2068

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If it's a female, definitely have another female talk to them about it. Also, if it actually impacts their job, then approach it that way. Something like "Hey Tina, you are doing a great job with XYZ and I want to talk to you about something that is impacting your job that you may not be aware of. It seems you have some type of body odor recently and others are hesitant to approach you or work with you. It may be some thing you're unaware of or completely aware of, but I'd like you look into resolving it so we don't have to have this conversation again."

                                                                    Do it at the end of the day and just keep it short and send them on their way.

                                                                    If they don't do a good job, then their smell just makes it worse, so fire them.

                                                                    If they do a good job, and their smell doesn't impact their work or the work of others, then just let them be smelly. So what if no one asks them to lunch or engages in chit chat with them.
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                                                                    • NutraCash
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                                                                      • Jul 2010
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      ask them how they would tell someone their breath stunk or their BO was strong. Maybe it will get them to think about their own stink
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                                                                      • CPA37710T
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        call the person apart and whisper it

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                                                                        • seeandsee
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Sid70
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 16413

                                                                            #38
                                                                            who let the dog out? My problem was a girl who was sweating during sex, and the smell was not any good, yes, worse then even a fish snatch one.
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                                                                            • OneHungLo
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                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 40906

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I once had to take a 13 hr. flight sitting behind these middle eastern gents that stunk so fucking bad, smelling my dogs ass would have been a breath of fresh air.

                                                                              What is it with some indians/pakis etc? Is it against their religion to wear deodorant or cologne? How can they not smell themselves?

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                                                                              • papagmp
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                                                                                • Mar 2008
                                                                                • 618

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                                Some good responses here.

                                                                                I had a friend whose feet smelled horrible.

                                                                                Finally I had to break it to him.

                                                                                "Hey dude your feet stink" "Like really bad"
                                                                                No Bitch - you told me "He dude your feet stink just like my balls!"

                                                                                Quit changing the story!
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                                                                                • papagmp
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Actually - I've had to tell a number of girls - be honest and to the point. Works every time.

                                                                                  "Yo Bitch, your coochie smells like a dead fuckin cat"

                                                                                  Never had to smell the stinky bitches again..... But one of them took my house in the divorce.
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                                                                                  • Spunky
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Just tell em,hey dude,time for a shower

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                                                                                    • Seth Manson
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                                                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                                                      • 3988

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "I mean no offense, but you reek of fish"

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                                                                                      • Overload
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "ok hun, i smell tuna pizza - WHY THE FUCK CUDNT YA WAIT AND ATE IT WITHOUT ME?"
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                                                                                        • donkevlar
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Elaborate... everyone smells. Is it a stink? What is the source?
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                                                                                          • Redrob
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                                                                                            • Oct 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            In the Army, we'd give them a GI shower with about 6 men holding them down and cleaning them with scrub brushes. It only takes once.......

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                                                                                            • Jon Oso
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 2241

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              There are some people who are naturally alergic to types of antiperspirant and deodorant, this could be the issue. If you really don't want to offend them, have someone their close to bring it up, or bring them into your office and just lay it on them.

                                                                                              "Listen, I don't want to offend you but we've had some complaints over the last week about a strange odor coming from your work space. If there's something in there that is causing it please deal with is appropriately or we'll have to get a cleaning crew in there to do it" etc etc.

                                                                                              And if the person asks you if you can smell it just say no, your nose is stuffed up.

                                                                                              I had a girl come up to me today that had just eaten some awful smelling mexican food, I started laughing at her and asked if she wanted any gum. She took it and we were both better off.
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                                                                                              • jerryb
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by InfinityOscar
                                                                                                How????????
                                                                                                Drink some cheap beer, then let a juicy super smelly fart near them. If they complain just tell them you was trying to clear the air up a little bit.

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                                                                                                • HerPimp
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Talk about deodorants. Talk about things you have heard, brands etc...

                                                                                                  "i heard aluminum in deodorant can cause health issues" "i tried using a natural deodorant but it does not work as good" "what brand do you recommend?" "what are you using now?"
                                                                                                  Last edited by HerPimp; 12-29-2010, 02:19 AM.

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                                                                                                  • InfinityOscar
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    thanks to everyone. there are definitely some unique ideas here how we going to tell her... i think our executive assistant will break her the news
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