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12-28-2010, 07:52 AM
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Vrume Mark
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Some Funny Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes
I'm a big Leaf's fan but some of these are pretty funny :-)
Enjoy! ---- The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto . For the first offense, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. =================================== Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ? A. The Toronto Maple Leafs ============================== Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". ==================================== Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard? A. Put up a goalie net . ====================================== Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring? A. Real Old ==================================== Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup? A. Nobody remembers. ============================= Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! |
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12-28-2010, 08:00 AM
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and that's just the tip of the iceberg
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12-28-2010, 10:14 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Great to see, that its finally sinking in Mark
 
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12-28-2010, 10:16 AM
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Pay It Forward
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hmm wrong thread
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12-28-2010, 11:29 AM
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This thread makes me smile and be sad all at the same time. Very confusing. lol
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12-28-2010, 11:53 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Charlie Waffles approves this message
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12-28-2010, 12:34 PM
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that last one is a winner.
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12-28-2010, 12:37 PM
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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funny ones, even for girls like me who dont follow sports
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12-28-2010, 12:41 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I googled "toronto maple oafs" and amazingly only 2 listings came up for it.
http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22tor...minAe9uc zRDg We in Winnipeg have been calling them that for decades.
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12-28-2010, 02:11 PM
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I am heading to see the Leafs in LA. I won't set my expectations too high on a win for the Leafs.
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12-28-2010, 05:45 PM
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How are the Leafs like the Titanic?
They both look great till they hit the ice. |
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12-28-2010, 10:09 PM
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won some good money on the leafs losing tonight :D
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12-28-2010, 10:13 PM
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