Has anyone received any high-end presents from affiliate programs? Or is it just Shap? - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil Chris · 12-16-2010, 01:30 PM

I remember the old days, getting sent all kinds of goodies from affiliate programs at this time of year. A lot of programs sent all kinds of high-end shit.

I think those days may be over. I feel lucky to get a Christmas card anymore from the programs I promote.

Anyone get a new Tag Heuer this year?

JakeR · 12-16-2010, 01:39 PM

i miss getting the lobsters. mainstream real estate sponsor sent a 55 inch led tv, blu ray player and 7.1 surround sound package.

st0ned · 12-16-2010, 01:41 PM

Yeah it use to be nice to get random gifts every year from programs. I have not received anything at all this year and I push hundreds of programs.

96ukssob · 12-16-2010, 01:43 PM

nothing this year.. yet

I've never gotten anything to big, just some promo shirts, cups and a card, which is always nice.

I really miss the great presents from Google. Three or so years ago someone stole my mini fridge

Tasty1 · 12-16-2010, 01:46 PM

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

Evil Chris · 12-16-2010, 01:47 PM

Damn that Heinie looks good.

BIGTYMER · 12-16-2010, 01:47 PM

I haven't received anything yet. I did get a few cards last year.

Roald · 12-16-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

hahaha true

JFK · 12-16-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

Yes indeed

Great Party

djroof · 12-16-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

real holidays!!!

seeandsee · 12-16-2010, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

holland is top notch

Jack Sparrow · 12-16-2010, 02:03 PM

Received a 3d projector. Fucking happy with it.

GlobalCorp · 12-16-2010, 02:15 PM

It sure would be a nice gesture on their part

gleem · 12-16-2010, 02:25 PM

anyone with over $15k in sales got a present, the rest get nothing cause they didn't try hard enough.

FlexxAeon · 12-16-2010, 02:30 PM

last year topbucks sent me a huge bottle of grey goose for xmas

will be interesting to see what (if anything) i get this year since i doubled what i made last year

pornguy · 12-16-2010, 02:38 PM

I have not received anything in the last 2 years. But I dont really expect to. I still make an ass load of sales with a few programs but they dont send Xmas stuff I guess.

seeric · 12-16-2010, 02:40 PM

from 2001 - 2005 it was presents galore in my offices. now, very few people send out gifts.

Adam_M · 12-16-2010, 02:42 PM

Every check that gets cash or wire that goes into the account is a gift these days

Nicky · 12-16-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric

from 2001 - 2005 it was presents galore in my offices. now, very few people send out gifts.

Same here, I receive 2-3 x-mas cards and that's It. Last actual real gift I think was 2007

On the other hand getting paid the money earned is like a gift now day's LOL

Klen · 12-16-2010, 02:44 PM

So far i didn't received anything

FlexxAeon · 12-16-2010, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_M

Every check that gets cash or wire that goes into the account is a gift these days

QFT

8chars

Matyko · 12-16-2010, 02:45 PM

i never ever received anything, but i don't miss it really, even if there's a program I made over 100k in 2010. On time payments, kind help and good partnership is the most important for me.

Evil Chris · 12-16-2010, 05:54 PM

Bump for presents haha

Tasty1 · 12-16-2010, 07:32 PM

The Dutch programms are the best. We also have the tradition for a 'nieuwjaars borrel". (new years toast). I see this one will be at internext, Sunday January 9th Las Vegas organized by GFY and the Freeones crew. Nothing to complain about. Proost!

But in Holland a few programs don't send christmas cards, they send them by mail. The money they saved is used for wellfare. Like for the Tsunami victims and other good things. I think that is a better idea than sending christmas cards. But when they want to sent a 3d projecter, i don't want them to sent it to poor people. That would be a present that i want to keep myself.

HowlingWulf · 12-16-2010, 09:20 PM

I received a box of chocolates once. Really.

wdsguy · 12-17-2010, 01:01 AM

I got 2 boxes of chocolates, a gift basket of sam adams and a box of brownies.

Was hoping for an ipad but oh well

CPA37710T · 12-17-2010, 01:03 AM

Clickcash gave me a PS3 Slim

Sam - Mr. Skin · 12-17-2010, 01:16 AM

I've got a nice budget this year for gifts to our top affiliates and have been debating on what to get. Alcohol was my first thought, but what if you don't drink or don't drink what I send? It's tough to find something that you can be sure most people will get use out of. I'm taking suggestions. One person in this thread is definitely on the list already and it's not too late to join him.

TurboAngel · 12-17-2010, 07:26 AM

NatNet sent me a card but that's all I have received this year.

Sharky · 12-17-2010, 07:35 PM

I've received a few hand-written Christmas cards and a $50 Starbucks Gift card from one of my clients. A hand-written card is a really nice touch these days.

Socks · 12-17-2010, 07:58 PM

Best present this year?

Mallick's severed penis, in a white box with a fancy bow.

The Dawg · 12-17-2010, 09:06 PM

I got a few card (Paperstreetcash and a couple others). I get gifts year round from Pimproll, best rewards in the biz.

Niktamer · 12-17-2010, 09:14 PM

we delivered close to 3 millions dollars of sales for different programs this year and i only receive a bottle of champagne from one of the smallest one.

guess now they assume i can afford everythign myself..

keep in mind i'm still a kid in my heart and sometime a small$ gift can get lots of love back from us.

anyone want my list ?

SmokeyTheBear · 12-17-2010, 09:20 PM

i got an ipad ... WIN !!!!!!!

( but it said "merry christmas shap" ) on it

FAIL!!!!

FrozenJag · 12-17-2010, 10:27 PM

Christmas card from PSC. Thx!

They are one of my smallest sponsors too, still appreciate it though.

Chosen · 12-17-2010, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

cooldude7 · 12-17-2010, 10:51 PM

i dont make enough sales to get some gifts,

so may be next year.

hypedough · 12-18-2010, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer

we delivered close to 3 millions dollars of sales for different programs this year and i only receive a bottle of champagne from one of the smallest one.

guess now they assume i can afford everythign myself..

keep in mind i'm still a kid in my heart and sometime a small$ gift can get lots of love back from us.

anyone want my list ?

Hit me up.

WiredGuy · 12-18-2010, 01:39 AM

At least some of you got real greeting cards in the mail, I got e-cards! Not even wasting the postage on us anymore.... ah well.

tabasco · 12-18-2010, 03:16 AM

Lucky if you even get fucking paid at all these days

ErectMedia · 12-18-2010, 07:06 AM

shout out to Swurve, barely promoting them on 1 low traffic site and only 1 sale so far and a Christmas Card/Amazon gift card in the mail yesterday. Not a big gift but considering the gift card is worth more than my 1 sale very cool.

BareBacked · 12-18-2010, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer

we delivered close to 3 millions dollars of sales for different programs this year and i only receive a bottle of champagne from one of the smallest one.

guess now they assume i can afford everythign myself..

keep in mind i'm still a kid in my heart and sometime a small$ gift can get lots of love back from us.

anyone want my list ?

Yes please send me your list

Id love to work with your team

Babaganoosh · 12-18-2010, 09:36 AM

I haven't even gotten a card from an adult sponsor this year. I got a 16GB wifi only ipad from a mainstream sponsor (which promptly got sold on Craigslist).

Shap · 12-18-2010, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I haven't even gotten a card from an adult sponsor this year. I got a 16GB wifi only ipad from a mainstream sponsor (which promptly got sold on Craigslist).

The selling it part makes any sponsor reading this think thank god I didn't send that guy a gift

CrazyWhiteMan · 12-18-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1

All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

thats one awesome gift! what sponsor was that?

GTS Mark · 12-18-2010, 11:59 AM

Got a nice set of Bose noise cancelling headphones from a partner we work with yesterday in the mail :-)

Paul&John · 12-18-2010, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

NatNet sent me a card but that's all I have received this year.

Same here...

ThumbLord · 12-18-2010, 04:32 PM

nah I am almost certain I will get a card from WebAir and that will be it.

Caligari · 12-18-2010, 05:10 PM

I got a grenade from Hot Movies.

An 8GB Grenade flash drive that is! Not high end but fairly amusing.

Last year it was a really cool solar lantern which i still use.

BAKO · 12-18-2010, 05:20 PM

So far i got one xmas card from DG

12-16-2010, 01:30 PM	#1
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	Has anyone received any high-end presents from affiliate programs? Or is it just Shap? I remember the old days, getting sent all kinds of goodies from affiliate programs at this time of year. A lot of programs sent all kinds of high-end shit. I think those days may be over. I feel lucky to get a Christmas card anymore from the programs I promote. Anyone get a new Tag Heuer this year? __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

12-16-2010, 01:39 PM	#2
JakeR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: il and nc Posts: 1,760	i miss getting the lobsters. mainstream real estate sponsor sent a 55 inch led tv, blu ray player and 7.1 surround sound package. __________________ Adult Merchant Accounts & Chargeback Management Solutions Domestic & Offshore icq: 152-058-005

12-16-2010, 01:41 PM	#3
st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	Yeah it use to be nice to get random gifts every year from programs. I have not received anything at all this year and I push hundreds of programs. __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

12-16-2010, 01:43 PM	#4
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	nothing this year.. yet I've never gotten anything to big, just some promo shirts, cups and a card, which is always nice. I really miss the great presents from Google. Three or so years ago someone stole my mini fridge __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

12-16-2010, 01:47 PM	#6
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	Damn that Heinie looks good. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

12-16-2010, 01:46 PM	#5
Tasty1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,504	All affiliates in Holland got free drinks from 19:00 - 4:00 and topless waitresses + stripshows. It was much better than a christmas card or porn dvd!

12-16-2010, 01:47 PM	#7
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	I haven't received anything yet. I did get a few cards last year.

12-16-2010, 02:03 PM	#12
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Received a 3d projector. Fucking happy with it.

12-16-2010, 02:15 PM	#13
GlobalCorp Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 830	It sure would be a nice gesture on their part

12-16-2010, 02:25 PM	#14
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	anyone with over $15k in sales got a present, the rest get nothing cause they didn't try hard enough. __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

12-16-2010, 02:30 PM	#15
FlexxAeon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,765	last year topbucks sent me a huge bottle of grey goose for xmas will be interesting to see what (if anything) i get this year since i doubled what i made last year __________________ flexx [dot] aeon [at] gmail

12-16-2010, 02:38 PM	#16
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I have not received anything in the last 2 years. But I dont really expect to. I still make an ass load of sales with a few programs but they dont send Xmas stuff I guess. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

12-16-2010, 02:40 PM	#17
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	from 2001 - 2005 it was presents galore in my offices. now, very few people send out gifts.

12-16-2010, 02:42 PM	#18
Adam_M Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,800	Every check that gets cash or wire that goes into the account is a gift these days __________________ DiscountedPorn.Com ReviewedPorn.com

12-16-2010, 02:44 PM	#20
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	So far i didn't received anything

12-16-2010, 02:45 PM	#22
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,671	i never ever received anything, but i don't miss it really, even if there's a program I made over 100k in 2010. On time payments, kind help and good partnership is the most important for me. __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

12-16-2010, 05:54 PM	#23
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	Bump for presents haha __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

12-16-2010, 07:32 PM	#24
Tasty1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,504	The Dutch programms are the best. We also have the tradition for a 'nieuwjaars borrel". (new years toast). I see this one will be at internext, Sunday January 9th Las Vegas organized by GFY and the Freeones crew. Nothing to complain about. Proost! But in Holland a few programs don't send christmas cards, they send them by mail. The money they saved is used for wellfare. Like for the Tsunami victims and other good things. I think that is a better idea than sending christmas cards. But when they want to sent a 3d projecter, i don't want them to sent it to poor people. That would be a present that i want to keep myself.

12-16-2010, 09:20 PM	#25
HowlingWulf Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,662	I received a box of chocolates once. Really. __________________ WP Porn directory/review theme Maddos $35. webmaster AT howling-wulf.com

12-17-2010, 01:01 AM	#26
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	I got 2 boxes of chocolates, a gift basket of sam adams and a box of brownies. Was hoping for an ipad but oh well

12-17-2010, 01:03 AM	#27
CPA37710T business ready hit me up! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nearby Posts: 1,115	Clickcash gave me a PS3 Slim

12-17-2010, 01:16 AM	#28
Sam - Mr. Skin Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,688	I've got a nice budget this year for gifts to our top affiliates and have been debating on what to get. Alcohol was my first thought, but what if you don't drink or don't drink what I send? It's tough to find something that you can be sure most people will get use out of. I'm taking suggestions. One person in this thread is definitely on the list already and it's not too late to join him.

12-17-2010, 07:26 AM	#29
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	NatNet sent me a card but that's all I have received this year.

12-17-2010, 07:35 PM	#30
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	I've received a few hand-written Christmas cards and a $50 Starbucks Gift card from one of my clients. A hand-written card is a really nice touch these days. __________________ Sharky

12-17-2010, 07:58 PM	#31
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Best present this year? Mallick's severed penis, in a white box with a fancy bow.

12-17-2010, 09:06 PM	#32
The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	I got a few card (Paperstreetcash and a couple others). I get gifts year round from Pimproll, best rewards in the biz.

12-17-2010, 09:14 PM	#33
Niktamer Lord of the Leads Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 3,021	we delivered close to 3 millions dollars of sales for different programs this year and i only receive a bottle of champagne from one of the smallest one. guess now they assume i can afford everythign myself.. keep in mind i'm still a kid in my heart and sometime a small$ gift can get lots of love back from us. anyone want my list ? __________________

12-17-2010, 09:20 PM	#34
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	i got an ipad ... WIN !!!!!!! ( but it said "merry christmas shap" ) on it FAIL!!!! __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

12-17-2010, 10:27 PM	#35
FrozenJag Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,763	Christmas card from PSC. Thx! They are one of my smallest sponsors too, still appreciate it though.

12-17-2010, 10:51 PM	#37
cooldude7 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,306	i dont make enough sales to get some gifts, so may be next year.

12-18-2010, 01:39 AM	#39
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	At least some of you got real greeting cards in the mail, I got e-cards! Not even wasting the postage on us anymore.... ah well. __________________ I play with Google.

12-18-2010, 03:16 AM	#40
tabasco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,624	Lucky if you even get fucking paid at all these days __________________ "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

12-18-2010, 07:06 AM	#41
ErectMedia Confirmed Chicago Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 7,100	shout out to Swurve, barely promoting them on 1 low traffic site and only 1 sale so far and a Christmas Card/Amazon gift card in the mail yesterday. Not a big gift but considering the gift card is worth more than my 1 sale very cool. __________________ Domain Name Registration Web3 Domains

12-18-2010, 09:36 AM	#43
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I haven't even gotten a card from an adult sponsor this year. I got a 16GB wifi only ipad from a mainstream sponsor (which promptly got sold on Craigslist). __________________ I like pie.

12-18-2010, 11:59 AM	#46
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Got a nice set of Bose noise cancelling headphones from a partner we work with yesterday in the mail :-)