I Wish My Girlfriend Would Stop Eating Peanuts...

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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419
    #1

    I Wish My Girlfriend Would Stop Eating Peanuts...

    everytime i fuck her in the ass, it feels like i am dragging my cock down a gravel road.....

    thank god for Super Gold Bond...

    24 hours after treatment and i am ready to ride again...





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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      Get some Bondo and fine grit sandpaper.

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        • ToBad
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 319
          #3
          Maybe she don't want to have analsex! Have you asked your girl that?

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            • pristine
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2010
              • 1176
              #4
              use a ribbed condom to plow her left over nut particles back up into her.

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                • marketsmart
                  HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 20419
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ToBad
                  Maybe she don't want to have analsex! Have you asked your girl that?


                  ask her...

                  thats funny...

                  i'm a man, i don't ask, I TAKE...




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                    • marketsmart
                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419
                      #6
                      Originally posted by pristine
                      use a ribbed condom to plow her left over nut particles back up into her.
                      i tried that once, but i just ended up churning it into peanut butter and it ruined my 3000 thread count hand spun egyptian sheets...




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                        • MrPotatoBread
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 854
                          #7
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                            • TheKeyMaster
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 32
                              #8
                              Nice! Use the finger instead.


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                                • PornMD
                                  Mainstream Businessman
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 9291
                                  #9
                                  Tell her that her asshole is not her mouth. Maybe she'll stop eating peanuts with it.
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                                    • 96ukssob
                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12991
                                      #10
                                      instead, why dont you ask your girlfriend to chew up the peanuts instead of swallowing them whole
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                                        • mizmiz
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 1168
                                          #11
                                          So there is shit in the asshole?

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                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                              Now choke yourself!
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 12085
                                              #12
                                              That's nothing.

                                              I need to get my bitch to stop chewing gravel. Goddamn issues with dating rockbiters.

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                                                • munki
                                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 13393
                                                  #13
                                                  Could be worse... be thankful it's not almonds or walnuts.

                                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 38944
                                                      #14
                                                      i like peanuts


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                                                        • dyna mo
                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                          • 68184
                                                          #15
                                                          this thread is nutty!

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                                                            • LeRoy
                                                              Porn Pusher
                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 13364
                                                              #16
                                                              That's crazy lol.

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                                                                • PornGreen
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                                  • 554
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i hate it when that happens

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                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 68184
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • grumpy
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 9870
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • Chosen
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                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 63151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I wish to unclick this thread...
                                                                              Give me back 2 minutes of my life...

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                                                                                • NutraCash
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                  • 169
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Just before have her get in the shower and take the shower handle down and shove it up her ass to clean it out real good.
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                                                                                    • tiger
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 6986
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Just be glad its not almond roca.

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                                                                                        • HomerSimpson
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                          • 13826
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          buy her peanut butter instead of peanuts...
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                                                                                            • tabasco
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 2624
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              This asshole may contain traces of nuts.
                                                                                              "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

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                                                                                                • Davy
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                                  • 4323
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Get her on a diet of man nuts instead.
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                                                                                                    • vita_dana
                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2010
                                                                                                      • 2
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Tell her to do an at home enema with a hot water bottle, a tube, a release valve and some warm water with a little salt. She should be doing it anyways.

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                                                                                                        • Ron Bennett
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 1653
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Tell her you've become allergic and she should eat chocolate instead - that will eliminate the "gravel" and improve the "taste".

                                                                                                          Ron
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