Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by DamianJ

In Alabama Incestuous marriages are legal.

Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Honking one?s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

You get the idea...

more: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states

do they not have dumb laws in your country?

**Agent 488** · 12-20-2010, 08:48 AM

this thread has been derailed. thanks sally. let's get back to the jokes grandma sent mark through the internet machine.

**_Richard_** · 12-20-2010, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by JFK

same as all the bike pics said SUZUKI

good eye

**Bryan G** · 12-20-2010, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

do they not have dumb laws in your country?

He was posting a response to Sallys post about certain outdated laws on Canada.

**just a punk** · 12-20-2010, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

do they not have dumb laws in your country?

You will be surprised, but not every country has a list of dump laws

**Magix** · 12-20-2010, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by _Richard_

hey not to be the maple leaf know it all, but this pic says 'montana' in it's URL

you know Montana is apart of the states right?

shhhhh Sally thinks Montana is in Canada

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by cyberxxx

You will be surprised, but not every country has a list of dump laws

sure you're right

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-kingdom

**Why** · 12-20-2010, 09:30 AM

because Canadians dont much just as stupid of comments?

**Anthony** · 12-20-2010, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

those are hilarious!

i've found that most americans are like me, we can laugh at ourselves when others point their fingers at us and jump on the *let's all hate on americans* band wagon.

happy holidays folks!

Originally posted by PR_Glen

we have plenty stupid people here just like any place else so I wouldn't feel offended either

Originally posted by Sly

We are all retards in our own beautiful way.

I think both the USA and Canada have their positives and negatives. I've joined in these piss fests in the past, but at the end of the day, I've seen both Canadians and Americans act total idiots on either side of the border.

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 10:03 AM

anybody is capable of going full retard at any time, regardless of which side of some silly line on a map they are on.

**Phoenix** · 12-20-2010, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

anybody is capable of going full retard at any time, regardless of which side of some silly line on a map they are on.

best thread of the day

but you are totally right, we all have some real idiots in each of our countries

**Tom_PM** · 12-20-2010, 10:25 AM

Smart Americans know how to travel abroad..

**just a punk** · 12-20-2010, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

sure you're right

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-kingdom

I meant something different. For example here in Russia we don't have any other laws than the Criminal Code of Russian Federation. I.e. nothing like "your cat is not allowed to poop closer than 1000 meters to the nearest synagogue".

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by cyberxxx

I meant something different. For example here in Russia we don't have any other laws than the Criminal Code of Russian Federation. I.e. nothing like "your cat is not allowed to poop closer than 1000 meters to the nearest synagogue".

sure you're right.

http://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/countries/russia/

**just a punk** · 12-20-2010, 10:35 AM

Some junkie shit here

Originally posted by dyna mo

sure you're right.

http://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/countries/russia/

Yes, I was right, because the "laws" posted there are came from some tales book for the American children of 60's. Believe me. WE DO NOT HAVE SUCH LAWS ALL.

E.g.:

"Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison."

"In some areas, all boys must be given the name Stalin as one of there middle names."

"It is illegal to brush your teeth more than twice per day."
etc.

The one must be a complete idiot to invent these "laws" and the other must be a 2 y.o. kid to believe this is truth.

BTW, didn't you try to read the comments on the "Russian laws" you posted here?

It seems that Sally is no alone, now she's got a pair

**Jman** · 12-20-2010, 10:36 AM

Hey Sally,

Take your head out of your ass

5. In Montreal, Ontario you are not allowed to wash your car in the street or park your car in a way that it blocks your own driveway!

LOLOLOL@ Montreal, Ontario

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by cyberxxx

Yes, I was right, because the "laws" posted there are came from some tales book for the American children of 60's. Believe me. WE DO NOT HAVE SUCH LAWS ALL.

E.g.:

"Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison."

"In some areas, all boys must be given the name Stalin as one of there middle names."

"It is illegal to brush your teeth more than twice per day."
etc.

The one must be a complete idiot to invent these "laws" and the other must be a 2 y.o. kid to believe this is truth.

BTW, didn't you try to read the comments on the "Russian laws" you posted here?

It seems that Sally is no alone, now she's got a pair

sure your right.

**Varius** · 12-20-2010, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Si

7. In Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

This reminds me of my first flight to CR, the immigration paper we had to fill out actually asked:

"Do you intend to commit a crime while visiting Costa Rica?"

with a checkbox "Yes/No"

**TheKeyMaster** · 12-20-2010, 10:59 AM

Wunderbar!

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Varius

This reminds me of my first flight to CR, the immigration paper we had to fill out actually asked:

"Do you intend to commit a crime while visiting Costa Rica?"

with a checkbox "Yes/No"

so which one did you check? you are american, who knows eh.

**alias** · 12-20-2010, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by quiet

go shoot something you stupid bitch. sally rand is officially the biggest retard on the entire board.

Hands down, is she even in the industry? Is it even a female?

**just a punk** · 12-20-2010, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by Varius

"Do you intend to commit a crime while visiting Costa Rica?"

Did you read the immigration card for entering the USA? IF I quote it here, you will be laughing all the day. I promise

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by cyberxxx

Did you read the immigration card for entering the USA? IF I quote it here, you will be laughing all the day. I promise

yeah, we get it. amerika sux. russia is blessed. next.

**baddog** · 12-20-2010, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by SallyRand

Parking at Canuck motorcycle club meeting showing their AMERICAN motorcycles.......

But I digress.......................................

Please point out one American motorcycle in that photo.

**just a punk** · 12-20-2010, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

yeah, we get it. amerika sux. russia is blessed. next.

"We" = you? Ah, ok then

**jimmy-3-way** · 12-20-2010, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

anybody is capable of going full retard at any time, regardless of which side of some silly line on a map they are on.

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

**jimmy-3-way** · 12-20-2010, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Please point out one American motorcycle in that photo.

Probably the one on the trailer limping home.

LOLOLOLOLOL.

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

**quiet** · 12-20-2010, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

**jimmy-3-way** · 12-20-2010, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

My favorite line in the movie gets cut too -- "I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

**JFK** · 12-20-2010, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

that sux

**Varius** · 12-20-2010, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

so which one did you check? you are american, who knows eh.

Actually, I am Canadian

Originally posted by cyberxxx

Did you read the immigration card for entering the USA? IF I quote it here, you will be laughing all the day. I promise

I enter the US all the time, but no never really pay attention does it have something hilarious in the fine print? I always just see the usual have you been on a farm questions...

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Varius

Actually, I am Canadian

sorry for the insult.

**NutraCash** · 12-20-2010, 01:10 PM

Haha I know some pretty stupid people and I could see a few of these really being legit!

**baddog** · 12-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

side note, i watched a bit of tropic thunder on cable, they edited out *retard* and replaced it with *special*

never go full special.

What channel did that?

**dyna mo** · 12-20-2010, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by baddog

What channel did that?

i'm going to guess tbs, could be wrong though.

**GTS Mark** · 12-20-2010, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Agent 488

this thread has been derailed. thanks sally. let's get back to the jokes grandma sent mark through the internet machine.

ZING!

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