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those are hilarious!
i've found that most americans are like me, we can laugh at ourselves when others point their fingers at us and jump on the *let's all hate on americans* band wagon.
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most americans are complete fucking retards. i know i've lived with them for 40 years.Comment
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Oil is only a portion of the billions worth the contracts awarded to American corporations in post-war nations.
They don't just want the resources, they want to own the entire infrastructure. Power, water, communications, transportation, you name it. Right down to the garbage removal. Ensuring the country stays in debt, ensures their compliance in future matters as well. Make a few powerful locals rich in the process, keep them in the US government's back pocket, and American corporate interests have a long bountiful future in store.
For a company to keep making money, they need to keep growing. There's no room to grow in America, so the corporations through which the majority of the nations money flow, keep on the government to open up new markets. The rich screaming for tax breaks, are the same ones pushing the government to ship your children over to the middle of nowhere and risk their lives so that they can continue to grow richer. Taxpayer dollars fund a government who puts the money towards the world's largest armed force, simply to expand the earnings of it's corporate giants. That's all there is to it.
So keep waving your flag Sally, as your economy "flounders", and your country rapes you so that McDonalds can expand into Iranian based Walmarts. America eats it's young. It does not give a fuck about you, but you best give a fuck about it! This is clearly American at it's finest, a bunch of stupid dogs chasing their tails while their masters laugh all the way to the bank...
Just sayin'
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I dunno, those all seem fake to me. I can tell from having seen lots of fake things in my time.43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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SillyRant once again funnier than the intended humour of the thread.↑ see post ↑
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1. In Nova Scotia a person is not allowed to water their grass when it's raining. Not like someone would do this, but it's against the law in Nova Scotia!
2. In Cobourg, Ontario if you have a water trough in your front yard, it must be filled by 5:00am!
3. In Guelph, Ontario, the city is classified as a no pee zone!
4. In Toronto, Ontario it's illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge St on a Sunday!
5. In Montreal, Ontario you are not allowed to wash your car in the street or park your car in a way that it blocks your own driveway!
6. In Ottawa, Ontario you are not allowed to eat ice cream on Bank St on a Sunday!
7. In Beaconsfield, Canada it's considered an offense to have more than two colours on your house; and you are not allowed to own a log cabin!
8. In Uxbridge, Ontario it's illegal to have an internet connection faster than 56k!
9. In Kanata, Ontario, believe this, it's illegal to have a clothes line in your back yard!
10. Finally, in Oshawa, Ontario it's illegal to climb trees!
11. This is one of the more unbelievable laws I came across. Did you know that in Fort Qu'Appelle Quebec it is illegal for a teen to walk downtown main street with his shoes untied? Its true. Who comes up with these laws?
12. Get this, it is illegal anywhere in Canada to pay for a 26 cent item in all pennies. The limit is 25 cents. If you are paying for your item in nickels, then its illegal to pay for it in nickels if its over $5. Its also illegal to pay for something over $10 dollars in all dimes. Wild!
13. Did you know that Canadian law states that every 5th song on the radio must be by a Canadian born citizen? Well believe it or not it is true!
14. In Alberta back in the day, it was the law when a prisoner was released from jail that he would be given a gun and horse to ride out of town or city.
15. Through out Ontario the average speed limit is 80 km/h for cars, BUT bicyclists have the right away.
16. No one in Canada is allowed by Canadian law to watch or listen to encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian Government. This basically means that its illegal to use US satellite systems like "Direct TV".
17. I don't know how true this one is since I live on the opposite side of the country but supposedly its illegal to buy cigarettes for minors (Under 19), but you can supply them with cigarettes as long as its not in public places. I know here where I live outside of Toronto, its illegal period to give cigarettes to children and teens.
18. Here's a law I found that kind of surprised me. In London, Ontario it is against the city by-law to allow your grass in your front yard to grow any taller then a inch and a half. If you do, the city will come by and cut it for you then give you a fine for $200. Crazy!
19. Now I couldn't find a date for this law but its so off the wall it must be from around the late 1800's or early 1900's. There's a law on the British Columbia books that states if you're a bankrupt drunk who got thrown into jail, the law requires the jailer to bring you a bottle of beer on demand. Nuts!
20. Quebec law states that all business signs must be in French. If the owner wants English on the sign then the French print has to be twice as large as the English print.Comment
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