Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

go shoot something you stupid bitch. sally rand is officially the biggest retard on the entire board.

Mark's Jokes- A+
Sally's Reply- F

Sally you need to step away from the keyboard....

If by that you mean:

our military will start an illegal war over oil, lie to everyone, bomb women and children, and then get Dick Chaney's company to make a fortune by rebuilding the place they just illegally bombed

then I agree totally!

Oil is only a portion of the billions worth the contracts awarded to American corporations in post-war nations. They don't just want the resources, they want to own the entire infrastructure. Power, water, communications, transportation, you name it. Right down to the garbage removal. Ensuring the country stays in debt, ensures their compliance in future matters as well. Make a few powerful locals rich in the process, keep them in the US government's back pocket, and American corporate interests have a long bountiful future in store.

For a company to keep making money, they need to keep growing. There's no room to grow in America, so the corporations through which the majority of the nations money flow, keep on the government to open up new markets. The rich screaming for tax breaks, are the same ones pushing the government to ship your children over to the middle of nowhere and risk their lives so that they can continue to grow richer. Taxpayer dollars fund a government who puts the money towards the world's largest armed force, simply to expand the earnings of it's corporate giants. That's all there is to it.

So keep waving your flag Sally, as your economy "flounders", and your country rapes you so that McDonalds can expand into Iranian based Walmarts. America eats it's young. It does not give a fuck about you, but you best give a fuck about it! This is clearly American at it's finest, a bunch of stupid dogs chasing their tails while their masters laugh all the way to the bank...

Just sayin'

Those are all super funny.

Funny stuff, thanks for the laughs!

This reply was amazing!

How was Capetown?

Here's one for sally rand

10 stupid American laws:

1. In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

2. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

3. In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

4. In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking “at a woman in that way.” A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a “pair of horse-blinders” wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

5. Also, a license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.

6. Also, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

7. In Texas, a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

8. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

9. In Florida, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

10. Also, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

This is my favorite one. If you have ever been to the Dallas airport, it actually makes sense!


Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas.ha When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

Indeed it was

o my god, just as i thought that Sally couldn't be any more idiotic.... this is just too much

ahh Sally LMAO!!!