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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    Iran Placing Medium-Range Missiles in Venezuela; Can Reach the U.S.

    Well, that's good news!

    http://www.hudson-ny.org/1714/iran-m...s-in-venezuela
  • Major (Tom)
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 32492

    #2
    that wont happen. It will be the cuban cigar crisis all over again
    ds

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    • BFT3K
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2005
      • 10764

      #3
      Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
      that wont happen. It will be the cuban cigar crisis all over again
      ds
      I was killed during the Cuban Cigar Crisis. I can't go through that shit again!

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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
        (felis madjewicus)
        • Jul 2006
        • 20368

        #4
        I hope they blow Los Angeles to hell. That'd be a hoot.


        How many countries does the US have missiles in?

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        • marketsmart
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          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          if iran wants to get invaded, then this is a sure fire way for it to happen...

          little hugo chavez better watch himself...

          the US would love any excuse to go in there and take his oil...




          .

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          • tiger
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 6986

            #6
            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
            I hope they blow Los Angeles to hell. That'd be a hoot.


            How many countries does the US have missiles in?
            Hey come on now what do you have against LA

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            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
              (felis madjewicus)
              • Jul 2006
              • 20368

              #7
              Originally posted by tiger
              Hey come on now what do you have against LA
              Nothing personal, I just think it's be the best place they could reach to kill the most of you...

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              • dyna mo
                just a fucking jerk
                • Dec 2008
                • 68184

                #8






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                • Quentin
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1280

                  #9
                  This sounds pretty scary.... so long as you don't put much thought into examining the details reported.

                  The article's headline says that the missiles could "reach the U.S." Considering the average quality of the journalistic brain, however, that claim is probably worth scrutinizing more closely. ;-)

                  The article lists three missile types, the one with the longest effective range being the Iranian Shahab 3, with a range of 1300 - 1500 kilometers.

                  Miami is the nearest major American city to Venezuela, and it lays about 2100 kilometers from Caracas.

                  It may be possible to target some portion of Florida from some portion of Venezuela using these missiles, but my hunch is that the countries that have something to worry about with respect to these missiles are Venezuela's immediate neighbors, and not the U.S.

                  In other words, as trumped up fears go, this one is pretty freakin weak.
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                  • brassmonkey
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                    • Sep 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dyna mo






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                    • _Richard_
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                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991

                      #11
                      we have heard from western intelligence sources before

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                      • directfiesta
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 30135

                        #12
                        Originally posted by _Richard_
                        we have heard from western intelligence sources before
                        .. but now it will be " blue cake " ....
                        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                        • Agent 488
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                          • Feb 2006
                          • 22511

                          #13
                          bullshit propaganda.

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                          • MetaMan
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 28682

                            #14
                            Fear mongering rules!

                            Dont worry citizens of the USA your government and media has your best interests firmly involved in all their decision making.

                            Thank God Stephen Harper has the USAs cock firmly in his ass and we can in turn be protected from the evil muslim terrorists!
                            Last edited by MetaMan; 12-14-2010, 03:13 PM.

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                            • digitaldivas
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                              • Sep 2007
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                              Nothing personal, I just think it's be the best place they could reach to kill the most of you...
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                              • ~Ray
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 18361

                                #16
                                Venezuela = socialism
                                Obama = socialist

                                results will be different than Cuban missle crisis... we are about to get "trumped"
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                                • JFK
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 67373

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  Fear mongering rules!

                                  Dont worry citizens of the USA your government and media has your best interests firmly involved in all their decision making.

                                  Thank God Stephen Harper has the USAs cock firmly in his ass and we can in turn be protected from the evil muslim terrorists!

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                                  • marketsmart
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                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 20419

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Quentin
                                    This sounds pretty scary.... so long as you don't put much thought into examining the details reported.

                                    The article's headline says that the missiles could "reach the U.S." Considering the average quality of the journalistic brain, however, that claim is probably worth scrutinizing more closely. ;-)

                                    The article lists three missile types, the one with the longest effective range being the Iranian Shahab 3, with a range of 1300 - 1500 kilometers.

                                    Miami is the nearest major American city to Venezuela, and it lays about 2100 kilometers from Caracas.

                                    It may be possible to target some portion of Florida from some portion of Venezuela using these missiles, but my hunch is that the countries that have something to worry about with respect to these missiles are Venezuela's immediate neighbors, and not the U.S.

                                    In other words, as trumped up fears go, this one is pretty freakin weak.

                                    i agree with you that this is probably just another ploy to prepare the US for our ultimate war with Iran and overthrow of the Venezuelan govt..

                                    but, did you read about the scientist that was invited to North Korea?

                                    NK has nukes now and is capable of producing about 3-5 warheads a year if i recall the article correctly..

                                    this is far above what the world thought they were capable of and if the actually had a advanced delivery vehicle, we would be bombing them right now..

                                    my point is that things are never as they seem and unless you are deep in the intelligence community, you will never know the truth....




                                    .

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                                    • Agent 488
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                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 22511

                                      #19
                                      every country in the world should be loaded with nukes so who cares.

                                      as one is not going to rob a granny packing a pistol every country having nukes would lead to world peace.

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                                      • PornMD
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                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 9291

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by marketsmart
                                        i agree with you that this is probably just another ploy to prepare the US for our ultimate war with Iran and overthrow of the Venezuelan govt..

                                        but, did you read about the scientist that was invited to North Korea?

                                        NK has nukes now and is capable of producing about 3-5 warheads a year if i recall the article correctly..

                                        this is far above what the world thought they were capable of and if the actually had a advanced delivery vehicle, we would be bombing them right now..

                                        my point is that things are never as they seem and unless you are deep in the intelligence community, you will never know the truth....




                                        .
                                        That's why it's really impossible for me to get worked up about these stories. We have no fucking clue what's really going on - this is just what the media has their hands on and is reporting, and as has been seen with the Wikileaks stuff, they'll pretty much print whatever tf they want to - such as he was wanted for rape.

                                        Chances are Iran, NK, et al. have capabilities to nuke us, and Iraq and terrorists in Afghanistan didn't...which is why we freely went to war in both of those places and why we play cutesy with Iran and NK. We're probably being more covert in our efforts to quash them vs. all-out war. Either way, no one on this forum and probably no one related or friends with anyone on this forum really knows wtf is going on, so it's just a deterrent to doing something constructive.
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                                        • dyna mo
                                          just a fucking jerk
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 68184

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          Fear mongering rules!

                                          Dont worry citizens of the USA your government and media has your best interests firmly involved in all their decision making.

                                          Thank God Stephen Harper has the USAs cock firmly in his ass and we can in turn be protected from the evil muslim terrorists!
                                          someone please explain to metatard that this has nothing to do with terrorists.

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                                          • marketsmart
                                            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 20419

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                            someone please explain to metatard that this has nothing to do with terrorists.
                                            he probably just has a hard on dude...

                                            when guys like us with huge cocks (although mine is quite larger than his) get erections, we lose like 80% of the bloodflow to our brains..

                                            its a curse....






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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                              he probably just has a hard on dude...

                                              when guys like us with huge cocks (although mine is quite larger than his) get erections, we lose like 80% of the bloodflow to our brains..

                                              its a curse....






                                              .
                                              well, he is a huge dick, so what you are saying does make sense.

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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94727

                                                #24
                                                As long as they don't bomb the Swurve office I'm all for Iran...

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                                                • SallyRand
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 3487

                                                  #25
                                                  Caracas, Venezuela BEFORE Iran places missles:



                                                  Caracas AFTER Iran places missiles:

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                                                  • garce
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 7103

                                                    #26
                                                    Breaking News:

                                                    United States Republicans and Democrats Unite In Laughter Over Iranian Missile Threat

                                                    Various levels of the U.S. government are publically speaking harshly of news of Iran's plans to place medium-range missiles in Venezuela. In theory, these arms would pose an immediate threat to U.S. shores, its offshore interests, and its southern allies. The reality, though, is somewhat different.

                                                    Long divided by an unstable economy - and long running wars in Afghanistan and Iraq - both the Senate and the House of Representatives could barely contain their laughter in the face of this new threat.

                                                    As the guffaws began to subside, Senator Bill Nelson (D - Florida) - wiping back tears - shouted, "What if those Iranian missiles have the capability of reaching the Gulf of Mexico? We've already had one tragedy there this year... " He then fell off his chair, overtaken by uncontrollable peals of laughter.

                                                    In response to Senator Nelson's statement, both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives - on a thirty second time delay - broke out in tears and started peeing their pants. The President's office could not be reached for comment.

                                                    In other news:

                                                    Brazil, Colombia, and Panama are really pissed off that their asshat neighbour is piling more shit on their plates, while Grenada and Puerto Rico just sighed quietly to themselves and shook their heads.

                                                    Meanwhile, Haiti is in a state of panic. A quote from Haitian Presidant Sean Penn, err, René Préval - secure in the knowledge that if anything goes wrong, it will go wrong in his country - just came across this desk.

                                                    "Fuck this shit, man. I'm outa here."

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                                                    • DWB
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 31779

                                                      #27
                                                      I smell bullshit.

                                                      This will be the final excuse to go to war with Iran. The American people will big for it before the media will scare them shitless.

                                                      Golf Of Tonkin all over again.

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                                                      • dyna mo
                                                        just a fucking jerk
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 68184

                                                        #28
                                                        seems to me that if this was fabricated by the u.s. that venezuela and/or iran would point that out.

                                                        and an update: fear has been used for DECADES to justify the military industrial complex. bomb shelters were being sold in the early 1950s along with bomb drills teaching children how to scramble under their desks in case of attack by the russkies.

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                                                        • Rangermoore
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                                                          • Jan 2009
                                                          • 1541

                                                          #29
                                                          It will never happen...

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                                                          • Agent 488
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                                                            • Feb 2006
                                                            • 22511

                                                            #30
                                                            what kind of crap news source is that? can't find any other reference anywhere.

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                                                            • directfiesta
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 30135

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                              Caracas, Venezuela BEFORE Iran places missles:



                                                              Caracas AFTER Iran places missiles:

                                                              Yep.... AmeriKa at work .. one thing they sure know how to do ... just need to find a catchy name ...

                                                              .. like OPERATION LIBERATION ...
                                                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 28682

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                someone please explain to metatard that this has nothing to do with terrorists.
                                                                stop stalking me.

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                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 68184

                                                                  #33
                                                                  what's the problem metatard? can dish it out but can't take it i see.

                                                                  that's too bad.

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                                                                  • MetaMan
                                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 28682

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                    stop stalking me.
                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                    what's the problem metatard? can dish it out but can't take it i see.

                                                                    that's too bad.


                                                                    stop stalking me.

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                                                                    • Jakez
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Can't we at least get through Christmas and the rest of 2010 before this shit? C'mon.
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                                                                      • Twoface31
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        if this is true, they make their day........

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                                                                        • jonnydoe
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          If it is true we will be on it like stink on shit. I don't think it is though.
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                                                                          • SallyRand
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                                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                                            • 3487

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                                            we have heard from western intelligence sources before
                                                                            Sorry, the plans to locate Iranian missiles in Venezuela were first reported by Die Welt; here:

                                                                            A partial translation of which is here:

                                                                            (German Version):

                                                                            http://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/a...Venezuela.html

                                                                            "Iran plans to build a missile base in Venezuela

                                                                            Iran plans to place medium-range missiles on Venezuelan soil and to deepen the strategic cooperation with the regime of Hugo Chávez. "Welt Online" learned from Western security sources that an agreement between the two countries was signed during the last visit of the Venezuelan president to Tehran on October 19. The previously undisclosed contract provides for the establishment of a jointly operated military base in Venezuela and the joint development of ground-to-ground missiles.

                                                                            The agreement follows a recommendation of the Supreme Security Council of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and religious leader Ali Khamenei a few months ago. According to information of this newspaper, the Security Council had proposed a joint military facility on Venezuelan soil to increase the deterrent power of Iran against the West. The cooperation would be a way for Iran to establish a strategic base in the South American continent - in the United States' backyard.

                                                                            "Welt Online" learned that Venezuela has agreed to allow Iran to establish a military base, which would be manned by Iranian missile officers, soldiers of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and Venezuelan missile officers. The base is mainly as a storage location for a strategic Iranian weapons reserve. In addition, Iran has given permission for the missiles to be used in case of an emergency. In return, it says in the agreement that Venezuela can use the basis for "national needs". This would increase the threat to neighbors like Colombia. Iran also pledged to help Venezuela in rocket technology expertise, such as intensive training of officers.

                                                                            Also planned is the joint development of a ground-to-surface missile, based on the extensive experience of the Iranians. The agreement also provides for Iranian Shahab 3 (range 1300-1500 km), Scud-B missile (285-330 kilometers) and Scud-C missiles (300, 500 and 700 km) on the new base to relocate, and four mobile launchers."

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                                                                            • pornguy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62912

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                              i agree with you that this is probably just another ploy to prepare the US for our ultimate war with Iran and overthrow of the Venezuelan govt..

                                                                              but, did you read about the scientist that was invited to North Korea?

                                                                              NK has nukes now and is capable of producing about 3-5 warheads a year if i recall the article correctly..

                                                                              this is far above what the world thought they were capable of and if the actually had a advanced delivery vehicle, we would be bombing them right now..

                                                                              my point is that things are never as they seem and unless you are deep in the intelligence community, you will never know the truth....




                                                                              .
                                                                              the distances listed are most likely accurate. Check Janes guide for them.

                                                                              And yeah I think this is another step for saying that they HAD to invade.
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                                                                              • Phoenix
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                if iran is coming over to setup shop...then we shall see world war 3 soon

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                                                                                • ajrocks
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                                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Great somewhere else for the great US military to hang out and kill.
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                                                                                  • jesse_adultdatingdollars
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                    if iran wants to get invaded, then this is a sure fire way for it to happen...

                                                                                    little hugo chavez better watch himself...

                                                                                    the US would love any excuse to go in there and take his oil...


                                                                                    .
                                                                                    i have to agree there lol
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                                                                                    • CamJack
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                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 1334

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      We fucked up down there...Actually our oil companies did that for us.
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                                                                                      • Coup
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                                                                                        • 9931

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by ~Ray
                                                                                        Venezuela = socialism
                                                                                        Obama = socialist

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                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 94727

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by ~Ray
                                                                                          Venezuela = populism
                                                                                          Fixed that for you...

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