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  • Socks
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    • May 2002
    • 8475
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    My 3 year old son just made me a pizza



    The TV controller is the spoon.
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    • loreen
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      #2
      Now let's see you eat it
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        • sponsorpimp
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          Yummy lol

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            • plsureking
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                • brassmonkey
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                  #5
                  how does it taste?
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                    • Horny Joe
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                      • Jul 2004
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by loreen
                      Now let's see you eat it


                      Well, it is a start! Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)
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                        • Socks
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                          • May 2002
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by Horny Joe


                          Well, it is a start! Soon you start getting breakfast in bed.... bread cut with a butter knife, ham, jam, ketchup and pastrami ;) Yummi! and coffee powder and cold water! ;)
                          lol I remember my mom had a meeting when I was little and asked me to go make her some tea, her friend asked for coffee.. My mom never drank coffee so I didn't know how to make it. Apparently you don't put a tea bag in coffee. :P

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                            • pornguy
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                              • Mar 2003
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                              #8
                              Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.
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                                • zseano
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                  Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.
                                  LOL wtf?

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                                    • Jon Oso
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                                      #10
                                      It would be rude not to finish it.
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                                        • Socks
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                                          #11
                                          Sort of like this, but more smelly?

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                                            • Socks
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                                              • 8475
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Jon Oso
                                              It would be rude not to finish it.
                                              Yeah I'm stuck on the golf ball right now, I think I need to lube my throat.

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                                                • Internet User
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                                                  • May 2011
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                                                  #13
                                                  what a dumbass

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                                                    • Socks
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Internet User
                                                      what a dumbass

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                          #15
                                                          You should slap him ...

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                                                            • Internet User
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                                                              • May 2011
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                                                              #16
                                                              http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

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                                                                • spazlabz
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  I think you have a chef in the making there Socks, slap on some kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsey and feed his enthusiasm

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                                                                    • Socks
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Internet User
                                                                      http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

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                                                                        • spazlabz
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Socks

                                                                          Damn Right!!

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                                                                            • pornpf69
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Socks
                                                                              perfect!!!

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                                                                                • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  wtf?
                                                                                  am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?


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                                                                                    • L-Pink
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                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                      wtf?
                                                                                      am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?
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                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          pizza in a bowl with the spoon?

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                                                                                            • Socks
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                              pizza in a bowl with the spoon?
                                                                                              Yes, most pizza starts in a bowl.

                                                                                              Are you smarter than a 3 year old?

                                                                                              Edit: To be fair, my topic is misleading.. This isn't "a pizza" but rather he started the process of making pizza for me. I make my own pizza all the time and he helps make the dough.
                                                                                              Last edited by Socks; 06-01-2011, 08:49 AM.

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                                                                                                • Internet User
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

                                                                                                  idiot

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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Bon appetit

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                                                                                                        • Socks
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Internet User
                                                                                                          why would post 3 year olds on GFY?

                                                                                                          idiot
                                                                                                          ESL, have you trained in it?

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                                                                                                            • Ryan_AFF
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I'd rather have that than the garbage they serve at KFC!
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                                                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                                                  my kids are grown enjoy every minute
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                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                      Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by zseano
                                                                                                                      LOL wtf?
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                                                      Sort of like this, but more smelly?

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                                                                                                                        • Socks
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                                          my kids are grown enjoy every minute
                                                                                                                          daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see

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                                                                                                                          Last edited by Socks; 06-01-2011, 09:29 AM.

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                                                                                                                            • beerptrol
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                                                                                                                              nice, now it gives you something to do while you upload pics of u and your homies............................................ j/k

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                                                                                                                                • marlboroack
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Is that your wedding band?

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                                                                                                                                    • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                      Wait till he brings shit in from the yard and wants to cook it. Already had to do that.
                                                                                                                                      when i was that age i would swipe pie pans from the kitchen and go make mudpies decorated with flowers on top for my mama. my daughter did the same for me....too cute
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                                                                                                                                        • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                                                          Too cute, My 3 year old makes "salad" for the rabbits in our back yard out of random stuff she finds.
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                                                                                                                                            • spazlabz
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                                                                              daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy come see come see come see come see come see

                                                                                                                                              edit: dadddy it's winnie pooh! click on him, click on him right heeerre, right heeeere, look daddy, look!
                                                                                                                                              they grow up so very fast, babymakers right, cherish every second while they still have the wide eyes and easy smiles

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                                                                                                                                                • thickcash_amo
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                                                                                                                                                  How sweet of him to make you some pizza! Can he make anything else?

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                                                                                                                                                      Now pay for real pizza :D good kid, by brothers son is preparing food and tea every time )
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                                                                                                                                                        • John-ACWM
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                                                                                                                                                          cool and funny kid!

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                                                                                                                                                              I need to make myself a son so he can make me some pizza. Anyone want to make babies with me?? I'm young and the doctor said I have the best sperm :D
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                                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by marlboroack
                                                                                                                                                                  Is that your wedding band?
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                                                                                                                                                                    • twistyneck
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                                                      You should slap him ...
                                                                                                                                                                      Indeed, he should be severely punished for trying to choke you to death.

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                                                                                                                                                                          ohhhh that's so sweet!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                              cool writer!

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