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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #1

    Cow Vagina

    12/7/2010 3:20 PM PST by TMZ Staff

    Tommy Lee is laying the smack down on SeaWorld for the "sick and twisted" way they allegedly treat their most famous Orca's ... penis.




    The Motley Crue drummer just fired off a letter to SeaWorld -- accusing the park of keeping Tilikum the whale in captivity because, "he is your chief sperm bank."

    Tilikum -- as you may know -- made national headlines for being involved in the deaths of three people.

    But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum -- saying, "We know from SeaWorld's own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow's vagina filled with hot water."

    Lee continues, "Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could've imagined something so sick and twisted."

    Tommy and his friends at PETA have called for the whale's release into the wild. SeaWorld has always maintained that the animals receive expert care at its parks.

    We've called SeaWorld for comment -- but so far, no dice.

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  • XD2
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    • Sep 2007
    • 454

    #2
    Ah, so it turns out a breeding program can go too far :-\
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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177

      #3
      I hope he's never drunk any milk then seeing as most dairy cows are the product of artificial insemination.
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      • Kenny B!
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        • Jun 2003
        • 5718

        #4
        So helping a whale rub one out is somehow bad? I can think of much worse ways to extract semen from a body, that way seems pretty good.
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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
          • 39861

          #5
          i'm sure Tommy Lee has seen more cow vaginas than the whale
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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
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            #6
            better for him to fuck Pamela
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            • PornGreen
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              • Nov 2010
              • 554

              #7
              Originally posted by MaDalton
              i'm sure Tommy Lee has seen more cow vaginas than the whale
              This was my first thought as well. Cow vagina is probably tighter than most of the skanks he's banged too.

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              • brassmonkey
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                • Sep 2005
                • 77396

                #8
                Originally posted by PornGreen
                This was my first thought as well. Cow vagina is probably tighter than most of the skanks he's banged too.
                ewww
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                • tranza
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I don't see what the big deal is.
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • michael.kickass
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                    • Mar 2009
                    • 11039

                    #10
                    lol, :1orlaugh
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                    • cherrylula
                      lol
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 15969

                      #11
                      Tommy just needs to come out of that bovine closet and admit he only likes cows now, because he is bored with groupies.

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                      • pOrRiDgE
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 176

                        #12
                        I dont want that sick asshole to defend me!
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