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  • Bree
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 356
    #1

    The Man Code

    The Man Code

    LOL

    "17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. "
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    • Shoehorn!
      Die With Your Boots On
      • Oct 2003
      • 22872
      #2
      Some of those are pretty funny.

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        • rigrunner
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 877
          #3
          48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.


          works for me
          Get Nasty - Make Bank Here

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            • fuzebox
              making it rain
              • Oct 2003
              • 22352
              #4
              #57 is awesome!

              Reminds me of the engine swap I did on my car.

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                • ModelPerfect
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2862
                  #5
                  "10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. "
                  That reminds me, Mike, you owe me big time!
                  Logan
                  modelperfect [at] gmail.com
                  http://www.modelperfect.com

                  (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

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                    • Diabolical Cord
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 447
                      #6
                      6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

                      I love homophobe humor almost as much as I love homos.

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                        • AbulletAway
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 760
                          #7
                          Shit! I'm guilty of #72. I have ICQ logs of a lot of you who are also guilty. But to save you from the "Princess" clause, you shall remain nameless.

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                            • Steve
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 6894
                              #8
                              funny shit

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                                • ModelPerfect
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 2862
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
                                  Shit! I'm guilty of #72. I have ICQ logs of a lot of you who are also guilty. But to save you from the "Princess" clause, you shall remain nameless.
                                  Logan
                                  modelperfect [at] gmail.com
                                  http://www.modelperfect.com

                                  (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

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                                    • WebTitan
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 5114
                                      #10
                                      not sure why this one hit me so hard with laughter:

                                      73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital)

                                      the rest of them are pretty great too!

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                                        • Head
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 8278
                                          #11

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                                            • Bree
                                              Registered User
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 356
                                              #12
                                              5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)


                                              This one has to be the one that perpetuates the myth that men want sex more than women... which isn't true.

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                                                • playa
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 6432
                                                  #13
                                                  I was at a gym and a friend asked me to towel dry his back

                                                  I refused, it was a violation of the code

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