All this federal shutdown crap, the non-negotiation, wanting to extend the $16.7 trillion borrowing limit, I'm getting fed up with the USA. America's system of democracy just isn't working. You have a House of Representatives and a Senate. If they don't agree (usual outcome), the government stops working. Eight hundred thousand sent home on gardening leave! How embarrassing is that for a country? You'd imagine the President would step in and bang their heads together, after all, he's the most powerful man on earth, isn't he? But it seems he can't. How can the USA go around the world selling democracy when at home it's as wonky as Woody Allen continuing to say he's the father of Mia Farrow's Sinatra-lookalike son.
After bankrupting the British Empire, Europe and most of the world (thank you Lehmans), America appointing itself the world's policeman, trying to rid the region of tyrants and madmen... almost all of whom are still there. America must scratch their substantial chins every day and wonder why so much of the world choose to be led by generals, lunatics or religious fanatics when instead they could have hamburgers the size of an SUV and a billion cheese flavoured products that contain no cheese at all. At least you know where you are with a dictator. He makes a decision and that is it. Your head comes off and your neighbours disappear if you disagree.
I see three credible applicants for the job as dictator to put forward: Chuck Norris, Oprah Wimfray and Ron Jeremy. I did consider others, like Lance Armstrong, Stevie Wonder, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry or Paris Hilton, but they have too many minuses, they just couldn't do the job properly.
Just a thought!
After bankrupting the British Empire, Europe and most of the world (thank you Lehmans), America appointing itself the world's policeman, trying to rid the region of tyrants and madmen... almost all of whom are still there. America must scratch their substantial chins every day and wonder why so much of the world choose to be led by generals, lunatics or religious fanatics when instead they could have hamburgers the size of an SUV and a billion cheese flavoured products that contain no cheese at all. At least you know where you are with a dictator. He makes a decision and that is it. Your head comes off and your neighbours disappear if you disagree.
I see three credible applicants for the job as dictator to put forward: Chuck Norris, Oprah Wimfray and Ron Jeremy. I did consider others, like Lance Armstrong, Stevie Wonder, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry or Paris Hilton, but they have too many minuses, they just couldn't do the job properly.
Just a thought!



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