What do Chris Brown and Pee-Wee have in common? <*Video Inside*>

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  • thehand
    235 Pound Gorilla
    • Apr 2003
    • 3470

    #1

    What do Chris Brown and Pee-Wee have in common? <*Video Inside*>

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    Pee-Wee?s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody



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    Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she's not human. She's a doll. But Pee Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him -- and only him -- he's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee Wee moves heaven and earth to find her, going on a wild, madcap adventure putting him face to face with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, his arch-nemesis Franklin and a porno director named Chorkle. Pee Wee eventually finds Dolly, being used as a prop on a porn set, thanks to her being stolen by Lizzy so that Lizzy could finally get a chance to win Pee Wee's heart for her own. In the end, reason comes to both Pee Wee and Lizzy's aid with Pee Wee finally realizing that Dolly is, like her namesake, just a piece of plastic. On the set of the porno version of Pee Wee's adventure, Pee Wee and Lizzy finally consummate their, now mutual, love and adoration for one another. But is Pee Wee really over Dolly? Maybe. Maybe not.

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    DISCLAIMER: "Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody" IS A PARODY MOVIE. This video depicts a fantasize version of "Pee-Wee Herman". This video is not to be taken seriously, and does not depict actual events in the life of Paul Reubens. This parody is not sponsored, endorsed by, or approved by Paul Reubens or Warner Bros or any person or entity associated with any of them.




    So what do Chris Brown and Pee-Wee have in common?


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    Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.
  • thehand
    235 Pound Gorilla
    • Apr 2003
    • 3470

    #2
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    They both beat their meat!



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    Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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    • Blake Rusko
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      • Jul 2010
      • 87

      #3
      HAHAHAHAHA! That dude looks just like him.

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      • Imortyl Pussycat
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        • Apr 2006
        • 5449

        #4
        i love peewee, nice work
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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189

          #5
          i know you are but what am i
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          • DEA
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2004
            • 627

            #6

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            • thehand
              235 Pound Gorilla
              • Apr 2003
              • 3470

              #7
              Originally posted by Blake Rusko
              HAHAHAHAHA! That dude looks just like him.
              no doubt!

              Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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              • thehand
                235 Pound Gorilla
                • Apr 2003
                • 3470

                #8




                Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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                • Sophie Delancey
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                  • Jun 2011
                  • 1249

                  #9
                  Ahhh! My childhood. He better do the Tequila dance. That's all I'm saying.
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                  • DVTimes
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 31650

                    #10
                    looks great

                    still love the star wars one

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                    • Sophie Delancey
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                      • Jun 2011
                      • 1249

                      #11
                      After seeing the trailer... It looks pretty legit!
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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        That's a great parody,har har

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                        • Mohawk Steve
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                          • Apr 2005
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                          #13
                          Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
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                          • martinsc
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                            • Jun 2005
                            • 27043

                            #14
                            Make Money

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                            • Sam - Mr. Skin
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                              • Feb 2010
                              • 1688

                              #15
                              Originally posted by thehand


                              Is that Jada Fire? If it is she's gained some serious weight from the looks of it.

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                              • ASACP Tim
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                                • Jan 2003
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                                #16
                                Thanks Timmy, needed a good laugh

                                Nice!
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                                • thehand
                                  235 Pound Gorilla
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 3470

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ASACP Tim
                                  Thanks Timmy, needed a good laugh

                                  Nice!
                                  You got it Tim, try to stay warm up there, it's 84 here today!


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                                  Theers no more money in porn - I got the last of it.

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                                  • Tofu
                                    The Video Specialist
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 5615

                                    #18
                                    Just saw this trailer on youtube, yesterday. Nice!
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