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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 39033
    #1

    Its nearly 5am and I cant sleep...

    Too excited about Xmas I think...

    Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 39033
      #2
      Could someone read me a story?
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 39033
          #3


          Thanks, Uncle Sammy...
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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 39033
              #4
              zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............ .......
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                • 19teenporn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 3034
                  #5
                  Try going to the bathroom and poo

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                    • brassmonkey
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                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77390
                      #6
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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          You get a lump of coal or dried dog shit

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                            • raymor
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 3745
                              #8
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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 39033
                                  #9
                                  Just woke up again... FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
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                                    • HardlinkSells
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2010
                                      • 991
                                      #10
                                      Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help

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                                        • barcodes
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 2040
                                          #11

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 39033
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                              Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help
                                              wanna sit on my face?

                                              $10 ? You pay me?
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                                                • HardlinkSells
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                  • 991
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  wanna sit on my face?

                                                  $10 ? You pay me?
                                                  Ill give you 20 if you lick and gargle.

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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 39033
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                                      Ill give you 20 if you lick and gargle.
                                                      You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?
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                                                        • barcodes
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2011
                                                          • 2040
                                                          #15
                                                          Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.


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                                                            • JFK
                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 67369
                                                              #16
                                                              are you just overly excited, thinking about all the shit Santa's gonna bring you ?

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                                                                • HardlinkSells
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                                  • 991
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                  You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?
                                                                  No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.

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                                                                    • Chosen
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                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 63151
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • Eyeball
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2011
                                                                          • 552
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                                                                          Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?
                                                                          A whats on sky tv over christmas magazine.

                                                                          VideosZ

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                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 39033
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by barcodes
                                                                              Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.


                                                                              That actually made me feel nauseous, but also DID make me sleepy...

                                                                              Spank poo
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                                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 39033
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by 19teenporn
                                                                                  Try going to the bathroom and poo
                                                                                  Yeah, Right... Thats funny...

                                                                                  Like I would even contemplate leaving my bed to poo

                                                                                  When you are as menatally disturbed as I am... Your bed IS your bathroom

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                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 39033
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                                                                      No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.
                                                                                      OK, final offer... ALL OF THE ABOVE...

                                                                                      & I shall pay YOU $$$ (Dependant on what santa brings me to sell...?)

                                                                                      Please say yes.. I really wanna cuddle, crap, spoon and poo...

                                                                                      I need a crappy new year !
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                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 94181
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Jesus is coming ...

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                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 39033
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Eyeball
                                                                                              A whats on sky tv over christmas magazine.
                                                                                              i cant afford sky...
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                                                                                                • HardlinkSells
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Nov 2010
                                                                                                  • 991
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                  Jesus is coming ...
                                                                                                  Poo jesus?

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                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 94181
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by HardlinkSells
                                                                                                      Poo jesus?

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