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  • misterwalrus
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 270

    #1

    What the fuck did I do wrong???

    7K hits to this gallery and not a single fucking banner click
    http://www.taylor-n-friends.net/fun/bignip1.html

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    [This message has been edited by misterwalrus (edited 05-26-2001).]
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  • Kat - Fast
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 2303

    #2
    there, i clicked your banner for you - nice secretary btw

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    • misterwalrus
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 270

      #3
      I feel much better now!! Thanks

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      • TheWatcher
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        • May 2001
        • 563

        #4
        I am gay and i even clicked on the titties! =o)

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        • Susan
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 772

          #5
          misterwalrus

          You need to try one of those TGP traffic super converters everyone raves about LOL I think they have special card magnets in the banners.

          Maybe it was a small tits day.

          Sometimes a large text link works best
          Stupid Spice

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          • Wizzo
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            • Nov 2000
            • 15224

            #6
            Like Susan said, Banners are nice, but if you want surfers to click you need your text linked. Use simple, but discriptive links

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            • Rose
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 1456

              #7
              What did you do wrong?
              It's easy answer. You submited to TGP's
              <a href="http://www.fpctraffic.com/webm.cgi?pppp">MAKE 4 Cents per BLIND CLICK or 2.5 Cents per RAW</a>

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              • hottshot
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 900

                #8
                It must be the cherries I cant convert www.blackcherries.com at all !

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                • Susan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 772

                  #9
                  Rose

                  You made me spill my tea LOL - be careful now or you will upset the troops.
                  Stupid Spice

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                  • Susan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 772

                    #10
                    mybigtgpdreams.com - converting 1:80 or less on pure TGP traffic
                    Stupid Spice

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                    • deluxe
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1434

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Susan:
                      mybigtgpdreams.com - converting 1:80 or less on pure TGP traffic
                      what's the point of that if he has NO banner clicks ???
                      NO LOGO

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                      • Quoth the Raven
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 617

                        #12
                        I feel your pain. Perhaps it's time for the man they call raven to reveal the great TGP conspiracy...perhaps not. All you need to know for now is that pay sites will become branded names and tgps will work closely with them. So it is written. So it shall come to pass.

                        Originally posted by misterwalrus:
                        7K hits to this gallery and not a single fucking banner click
                        http://www.taylor-n-friends.net/fun/bignip1.html



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                        • Susan
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 772

                          #13
                          Hey deluxe

                          Did you know we call you guys Cloggies.

                          We will be in Bergen Op Zoom on Thursday fancy a beer

                          [This message has been edited by Susan (edited 05-27-2001).]
                          Stupid Spice

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                          • deluxe
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 1434

                            #14
                            gloggies???

                            to bad i'm in berlin from monday to friday...

                            what are you doing in a place like bergen op zoom anyway?
                            NO LOGO

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                            • Susan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 772

                              #15
                              deluxe

                              I meant cloggies LOL - what's wrong with Bergen Op Zoom ? We have some cloggy friends there.
                              Stupid Spice

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                              • deluxe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 1434

                                #16
                                There is nothing wrong with bergen op zoom it's just that you don't see much english people there...

                                NO LOGO

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                                • Susan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 772

                                  #17
                                  Have fun in Berlin Not for me, too many Gerrrrrrmans see enough of them at holiday appartment. OOPS, hope your not German LOL
                                  Stupid Spice

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                                  • deluxe
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 1434

                                    #18
                                    No i'm not german...

                                    i dont like germans that much, never been to berlin before but me and my friends thought we give it a try

                                    you've got icq

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                                    • kush
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 3382

                                      #19
                                      I'll tell you what's wrong, you first of all have only 2 possibly things a surfer can clikc to make you money, and those 2 banners blend in with the damn background!

                                      And DEFINATELY have those little red descriptive texts turned into links.

                                      You gotta make your banners/text links stand out from the rest of the shit on your page.

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