Breaking News: Fleshlight make kim kardashian a MILLION DOLLAR offer

**brassmonkey** · 11-01-2011, 04:36 AM

i would have put a "?" at the end of the title

**ClickCastX** · 11-01-2011, 04:57 AM

Maybe she crams the whole thing down her throat and dies while she exposes her diseased pussy. :-)

**Phoenix** · 11-01-2011, 05:00 AM

dont give f@#Sh L#$% any extra keywords

**stephane76** · 11-01-2011, 05:01 AM

Shit, i wouldn't even touch the Real one...

**brassmonkey** · 11-01-2011, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by stephane76

Shit, i wouldn't even touch the Real one...

you are correct

**Jarmusch** · 11-01-2011, 05:08 AM

She doesn't get out of bed for less than 2 millions.

**bloggerz** · 11-01-2011, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by stephane76

Shit, i wouldn't even touch the Real one...

liar

**stephane76** · 11-01-2011, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by bloggerz

liar

Dude, i am not that desperate...

**TeenCat** · 11-01-2011, 05:24 AM

you mean that toy fleshlight offered one million, or fncash company offered? offer from fleshlight is like offer from barbie, right?

**seeandsee** · 11-01-2011, 05:57 AM

her pussy is now too big

**boneprone** · 11-01-2011, 06:07 AM

They would be better off offering it to the ex husband.
He signed a prenup and he doesn't even have an NBA contract.

**John-ACWM** · 11-01-2011, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by stephane76

Shit, i wouldn't even touch the Real one...

**CurrentlySober** · 11-01-2011, 06:08 AM

i cant afford a fl3sh l1ght...

**drmadcat** · 11-01-2011, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

i cant afford a fl3sh l1ght...

ill send you a home made one

**TeenCat** · 11-01-2011, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by drmadcat

ill send you a home made one

hope you tested it first ...

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-01-2011, 06:24 AM

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