does this sound like fun?
i want to buy magnum extra large condoms with a straight face
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i want to buy magnum extra large condoms with a straight face
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while you are at it..get a huge tub of KY, a large thing of Vaseline, Tampax for heavy times, adult diapers and ask for a price check.Telegram PhoenixBrad
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i dontOriginally posted by polish_aristocratwhy do you need extra large?
an extra large could probably swallow a couple coke cansComment
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hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..Originally posted by beemktell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.self made mothafucka.
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Originally posted by aflexhahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..
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the hard part about buying those is being the cashier behind the counter. A few years back I had a guy come in and ask me, "So which do you prefer? Should I get the ones with the sensory nubs or the big tip, what is your favorite" and I said, "I've never used any of those, I'm allergic to latex" and this woman who was in line behind him got all offended and made a loud gasp. Hello, how is my answer any more offensive than his question. So anyway he buys one of each, 3 boxes, and I said "have a good night" when I gave him his change. He said "oh trust me, it will be!" and winked. I know my face turned red.... but he didnt by the large ones ;) It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lolComment
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maybe if i wore a sock in my pants the day i did it it would be even betterOriginally posted by thefoolIt was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lolComment
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i dont have a 10+ inch cockOriginally posted by JaceXXXthey really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fittingComment
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HAHAHAH man those pics are comedy gold
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