i want to buy magnum extra large condoms with a straight face

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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    i want to buy magnum extra large condoms with a straight face

    does this sound like fun?
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  • nojob
    The Original NoJob
    • Feb 2004
    • 3682

    #2
    i do it all the time. they are the only ones that fit right.

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    • Phoenix
      BACON BACON BACON
      • Nov 2002
      • 35475

      #3
      while you are at it..get a huge tub of KY, a large thing of Vaseline, Tampax for heavy times, adult diapers and ask for a price check.
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      • beemk
        CLICK HERE
        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #4
        tell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.
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        • polish_aristocrat
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2002
          • 40377

          #5
          why do you need extra large?
          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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          • ytcracker
            stc is the greatest
            • Dec 2002
            • 12403

            #6
            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
            why do you need extra large?
            i dont

            an extra large could probably swallow a couple coke cans
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            • aflex
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 3127

              #7
              Originally posted by beemk
              tell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.
              hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..
              self made mothafucka.

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              • Forest
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2001
                • 9135

                #8
                those things are so big i could wear them as a full body condom

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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aflex
                  hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                  • thefool
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1593

                    #10
                    the hard part about buying those is being the cashier behind the counter. A few years back I had a guy come in and ask me, "So which do you prefer? Should I get the ones with the sensory nubs or the big tip, what is your favorite" and I said, "I've never used any of those, I'm allergic to latex" and this woman who was in line behind him got all offended and made a loud gasp. Hello, how is my answer any more offensive than his question. So anyway he buys one of each, 3 boxes, and I said "have a good night" when I gave him his change. He said "oh trust me, it will be!" and winked. I know my face turned red.... but he didnt by the large ones ;) It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol

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                    • ytcracker
                      stc is the greatest
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 12403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by thefool
                      It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol
                      maybe if i wore a sock in my pants the day i did it it would be even better
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                      • Jace
                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 35562

                        #12
                        they really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fitting

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                        • thaifan99
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 3029

                          #13
                          Make sure its a sales girl when u buy........
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                          • ytcracker
                            stc is the greatest
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 12403

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JaceXXX
                            they really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fitting
                            i dont have a 10+ inch cock
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                            • JFPdude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 4027

                              #15



                              Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.

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                              • JFPdude
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 4027

                                #16



                                Here's incase you need to brush after sex.

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                                • Jace
                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 35562

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ytcracker
                                  i dont have a 10+ inch cock
                                  very few people have a 10+ cock...even the 10+ cock sites...LOL

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                                  • Jace
                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 35562

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JFPdude



                                    Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.

                                    oh wow...that image deserves it own thread dude

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                                    • Mike D
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1133

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JFPdude



                                      Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.



                                      Mike.......
                                      Mike D

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                                      • ytcracker
                                        stc is the greatest
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 12403

                                        #20
                                        HAHAHAH man those pics are comedy gold

                                        bump for comedy gold
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                                        • Nismo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 4977

                                          #21
                                          just use a tube sock like me
                                          i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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                                          • tASSy
                                            Spread The Pink!
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 8229

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mike



                                            Mike.......
                                            refurbished?!

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                                            • kmanrox
                                              aka K-Man
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 29295

                                              #23
                                              i bought 10 large boxes of them before i embarked on the rest of my 5 months whoring trip =) and 2 bottles of astroglide.... i used the WalMart Self-Checkout line hahahaa
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