So, I placed an ad in the newspaper today..

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  • jact
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    • Sep 2002
    • 9134

    #1

    So, I placed an ad in the newspaper today..

    Called the Classifieds department, and my conversation went like this..

    "Have you ever placed an ad with us before?"
    "No"
    "You'll have to come down with your registration paperwork"
    "Pardon? My what?"
    "Your paperwork."
    "Could you be a little more specific?"
    "You know, what they gave you."
    "They who?"
    "You know, them"
    "Do you mean my articles of incorporation? My business license? My permits? My ESSO Extra card? What?"
    "Yes, that's it!"
    "Which is it?"
    "Articles of something or other"
    "You've been so helpful, so where do I have to go?"
    "Our offices"
    "That's specific."

    I hung up and had my wife call them back.
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  • Screaming
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    • Feb 2004
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    #2
    people can be morons

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    • NaughtyRob
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      • Nov 2004
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      #3
      Brilliant arent they? I have the same issues with some of the papers here in Vegas.
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      • TurboAngel
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        • Jun 2003
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        #4
        No way.


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        • Babagirls
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          #5
          sounds more like you called Sprints customer service




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          • JFPdude
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
            LMFAO sounds like you called the asheville times

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            • sickkittens
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7
              Stupid Canadians. ;) jk

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              • StuartD
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                They're the same people who don't understand "I don't read newspapers" when they call asking you to get a subscription.

                "But, it's cheaper this way.... why wouldn't you get it?"

                "Because I don't read the newspaper!!!"

                idiots.
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                • sickkittens
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #9
                  you should have broke out with an Abbott and Costello routine.


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                  • MediumPimpin
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                    #10
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                    • sickkittens
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                      They're the same people who don't understand "I don't read newspapers" when they call asking you to get a subscription.

                      "But, it's cheaper this way.... why wouldn't you get it?"

                      "Because I don't read the newspaper!!!"

                      idiots.
                      I got that recently. I immediately said "not interested" they replied "why not"...I replied, "because I don't read the paper", they replied "why not"...I hung up.

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                      • jact
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                        • Sep 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                        They're the same people who don't understand "I don't read newspapers" when they call asking you to get a subscription.

                        "But, it's cheaper this way.... why wouldn't you get it?"

                        "Because I don't read the newspaper!!!"

                        idiots.
                        That's okay, when I called on the weekend and talked with someone who couldn't help me (They don't allow their weekend staff to take ads for adult oriented material), she asked when I wanted to have the ad placed. I replied with "5 weeks ago when I sent my initial email to your company". "Oh, and you've waited this long?" "No, I've sent a dozen emails, nobody ever replied, so I finally bought a paper. Your stupid website doesn't have your phone number on it".

                        I want my money back for that paper.
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                        • Trixxxia
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                          • Aug 2004
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                          #13
                          Did you get her name? I'd have asked her to forward me to her supervisor since she obviously didn't know what she was talking about.

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                          • rollinOn20s
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                            • Nov 2004
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by jact
                            Called the Classifieds department, and my conversation went like this..

                            "Have you ever placed an ad with us before?"
                            "No"
                            "You'll have to come down with your registration paperwork"
                            "Pardon? My what?"
                            "Your paperwork."
                            "Could you be a little more specific?"
                            "You know, what they gave you."
                            "They who?"
                            "You know, them"
                            "Do you mean my articles of incorporation? My business license? My permits? My ESSO Extra card? What?"
                            "Yes, that's it!"
                            "Which is it?"
                            "Articles of something or other"
                            "You've been so helpful, so where do I have to go?"
                            "Our offices"
                            "That's specific."

                            I hung up and had my wife call them back.
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                            • jact
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                              • Sep 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
                              Did you get her name? I'd have asked her to forward me to her supervisor since she obviously didn't know what she was talking about.
                              I don't like talking to people, so I rarely ask anything more then I have to. Talking to her supervisor would have been counter productive. "Listen, asshole" generally isn't a very good hello
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                              • XxXotic
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                                • Jun 2002
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                                #16
                                so are all your papers in order yet?
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                                • Basic_man
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                                  #17
                                  She was probably blond :D
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                                  • Sosa
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                                    • Oct 2002
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                                    #18
                                    lol so did you end up placing the ad?

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                                    • sweetME
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                                      • Nov 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Maybe it was his/hers first day.


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                                      • jact
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                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 9134

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sosa
                                        lol so did you end up placing the ad?
                                        Yeah, the ad ended up going in. Thankfully.
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