Scientists Can Now Grow New Replacement Dicks!

**Nicky** · 05-26-2006, 05:51 AM

Can they replace mine with a bigger one??

**mortenb** · 05-26-2006, 05:53 AM

I don't want a replacement.. I want a few more..

**Greg B** · 05-26-2006, 06:01 AM

Originally posted by Nicky

Can they replace mine with a bigger one??

Unfortunately...YES.

We knew this was coming some day so relax.

Now there'll be no more need for war because alll the small dick psychopaths won't have to go through that primate display shit with high tech weapons.

**nico-t** · 05-26-2006, 06:05 AM

wow they can do anything these days.... impressive!

**nancycash** · 05-26-2006, 07:22 AM

as it'll be own cells, i think new penis will be the same as old one.

**WebairGerard** · 05-26-2006, 07:25 AM

they grow them in rabbits

**babsy** · 05-26-2006, 07:29 AM

lol dongs

**headless ghost** · 05-26-2006, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by Greg B

Now there'll be no more need for war because alll the small dick psychopaths won't have to go through that primate display shit with high tech weapons.

we are going to war over a Dick?

**The Truth Hurts** · 05-26-2006, 07:34 AM

you've never heard of the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy Theory?

**The Truth Hurts** · 05-26-2006, 07:35 AM

"You needn't be a historian or a political scientist to see the Bigger Dick
Foreign Policy Theory at work. It goes like this: 'What? They have bigger
dicks? Bomb them!' And of course, the bombs, the rockets, and the bullets
are all shaped like penises. Phallic weapons. There's an unconscious need to
project the national penis into the affairs of others. It's called 'fucking
with people'"

**mOrrI** · 05-26-2006, 07:37 AM

well everyone will get big dicks even Girls...
So the male humans are fucked :P

**Fetish** · 05-26-2006, 07:43 AM

this could be very useful

**milambur** · 05-26-2006, 07:59 AM

Affiliate program?

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-26-2006, 08:03 AM

great, now we will see assholes walking around wick dick on their forheads...

... or atleast i would

**Capt. rold** · 05-26-2006, 08:08 AM

well, there is the energizer bunny angle...

**TheLegacy** · 05-26-2006, 08:10 AM

Scientists Can Now Grow New Replacement Dicks!

big deal, GFY has been doing that for years - ban one and another one takes his place

**Malicious Biz** · 05-26-2006, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Greg B

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196685,00.html

Will wonders never cease???

Will the jokes I know coming soon not end???

Get this, they grow the new penis using your own cells over a model. They have to grow it INSIDE a rabbit!

"What's up doc?"

oh how I've prayed for this day! I will go dickless no longer!

**groark** · 05-26-2006, 08:21 AM

Well. Growing in a lab is the one thing. Attatching it to a human body is the other..

**Drake** · 05-26-2006, 08:24 AM

If you rub the rabbit it doubles in size

**Manowar** · 05-26-2006, 08:24 AM

**Hollywood Horwitz** · 05-26-2006, 11:49 AM

this is most definitly gonna make things easier for peeps to become trannies..

**Doctor Dre** · 05-26-2006, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Mike33

If you rub the rabbit it doubles in size

If it goes up in it's troath it can kill it.

**Screaming** · 05-26-2006, 11:54 AM

Only a matter of time..

Scientists Can Now Grow New Replacement Dicks!

Scientists Can Now Grow New Replacement Dicks!

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