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  • smack
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    • Mar 2002
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    Man accused of having sex with cows.

    ah this shit is just too funny.


    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._st/animal_sex


    NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.



    Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

    A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

    Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

    He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

    Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

    Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
  • xlogger
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    #2
    dude, the cows ass is like wayyyy up in the air. Did he use a chair to stand up and do it?

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    • reynold
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      • Oct 2002
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      #3
      That's one fucked up old dude.

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      • smack
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        #4
        since he had sex with calves, does that make him a child molestor too?
        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • tungsten
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          disturbing
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          • imafuckingaussie
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            #6
            HAHAHAHA
            That would make a gread Judge Judy case )

            You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

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            • smack
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              #7
              Originally posted by tungsten
              disturbing

              yeah it is, cow's are nasty. you figure he would have just went and found a nice sexy, willing goat.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • eMonk
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                #8
                sick...

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                  • SoloGirlsContent
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                    #10

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                    • Sparks
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                      #11
                      That's messed up. Just get a prostitute if you're that desperate.

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                      • Spunky
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                        #12
                        I prefer goats myself

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                        • Webby
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                          #13
                          Man accused of having sex with cows.
                          Nice thread title!!

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                          • sonofsam
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                            #14
                            mmmmmmmm beeeeeffff
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                            • Rochard
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                              #15
                              It wasn't me! ( I like sheep myself.)
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                              • smack
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by spunky
                                I prefer goats myself


                                that's what i'm sayin.




                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                • rollinOn20s
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                                  Let me guess, and they some how linked him back to GFY!
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                                  • Mike Okitch
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                                    #18
                                    The worst part is that he promised the cow that he would call, but he never did
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                                    • crockett
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                                      #19
                                      anyone have the pics, we could post a gallery on the Hun
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                                      • sonofsam
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                        The worst part is that he promised the cow that he would call, but he never did
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                                        • spentrent
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Hostive
                                          That's messed up. Just get a prostitute if you're that desperate.
                                          Dude, I've never seen a COW PROSTITUTE anywhere.

                                          Maybe the COW FLESHLIGHT? Fill up a trashcan with jello and line that shit with a trash bag. PROFIT!

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                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                            #22
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                                            • smack
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by spentrent
                                              COW FLESHLIGHT? Fill up a trashcan with jello and line that shit with a trash bag. PROFIT!
                                              that would sell like hotcakes in the midwest.
                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                              • Shoehorn!
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                                                #24
                                                "Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm."



                                                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they used the word "heifers." HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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                                                • mastermikex
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                                                  #25
                                                  "The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"

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                                                  • Shoehorn!
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                    "The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"

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                                                    • spentrent
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                      "The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
                                                      Follow your heart, Pedro. That's what I do.

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                                                      • smack
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                        "The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
                                                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                        • GatorB
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                                                          #29
                                                          Cow rape. Will PETA get involved?

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                                                          • Spunky
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by smack
                                                            that's what i'm sayin.




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                                                            • crockett
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                                                              • May 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                                              Cow rape. Will PETA get involved?
                                                              hey no one said anything about the cow not wanting it.. I'm sure the rope were for some good old fashon BDSM
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                                                              • smack
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                                hey no one said anything about the cow not wanting it.. I'm sure the rope were for some good old fashon BDSM

                                                                hey, she was wearing a short bell collar! she was asking for it!!!
                                                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                • nofx
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  im sure it was some good cow pussy if he kept going back...

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                                                                  • smack
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by nofx
                                                                    im sure it was some good cow pussy if he kept going back...


                                                                    must have been.
                                                                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                    • yellowmenace
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      nice dudej!
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                                                                      • webcrawler
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • wargames
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                                                                          That man badly needed to get laid.
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                                                                          • pxxx
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            That is just sick. I wonder what was going through his mind.

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                                                                            • smack
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by pxxx
                                                                              That is just sick. I wonder what was going through his mind.

                                                                              probably something to the tune of "Mmmmmmm, cow-ass."
                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                              • Kicker
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by spentrent
                                                                                  Follow your heart, Pedro. That's what I do.
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                                                                                  • Fizzgig
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    So THATS how the milk gets into the udder.
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                                                                                    • KorayIsSexy
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Oh my god, thats sick.

                                                                                      :/

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                                                                                      • Fizzgig
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I think men have sex with cows all the time. The title should read "Man accused of being CAUGHT having sex with cows".
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                                                                                        • smack
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                                                                          I think men have sex with cows all the time. The title should read "Man accused of being CAUGHT having sex with cows".

                                                                                          my over sight.
                                                                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • PHPdude
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I like that last one.
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mastermikex
                                                                                                "The defect in this one is semen"..."correct"...."yessssssss"
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