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  • cyber_ninja
    Twerk That Ass
    • Jul 2001
    • 2197

    #1

    Last Stop (joke)

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now ... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train ... cause we're going down the racks."

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train ... but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She heard her little darling continue ... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen ..."
  • Rebecca Love
    Skinemax BQueen
    • Jul 2004
    • 2145

    #2
    cute


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    • RhiannonAPM
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 728

      #3
      Lmao!!!!!!
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133987

        #4
        Lol..that's a old one but still funny

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        • Sparks
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 2466

          #5
          Lol, that's funny, I'd never heard that.

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          • iWeb_Iya
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            • Mar 2006
            • 1091

            #6
            That's totally amazing!
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94744

              #7
              !!
              Last edited by CaptainHowdy; 05-24-2006, 09:35 PM.

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              • practiceTITOISM
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 441

                #8
                Haha! Good one!

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47882

                  #9
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                  • VicJay
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 1622

                    #10
                    Nice one



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                    • webcrawler
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 2692

                      #11
                      a good one.

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                      • Vitasoy
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 58202

                        #12
                        heh that one cracked me up


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                        • Abithefiend
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 756

                          #13
                          Haha love it.

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                          • aSSet
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 115

                            #14
                            whatta naughty child

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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798

                              #15
                              LOL !!!!!!!


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                              • MsWild
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                                • Apr 2006
                                • 2803

                                #16
                                lol good one
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                                • tranza
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  Lol! Cute joke...

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                                  • gimo33
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 5599

                                    #18
                                    LMAO!
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                                    • gimo33
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 5599

                                      #19
                                      here's one..

                                      There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no! He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG.
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                                      • cyber_ninja
                                        Twerk That Ass
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 2197

                                        #20
                                        lol

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                                        • WWC-Pajio
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 3846

                                          #21
                                          .....that's a good one!!
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                                          • Thomas1007
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 5542

                                            #22
                                            LMFAO two good jokes.
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                                            • Bdiddy
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 2456

                                              #23
                                              Both are funny jokes! Thanks for the laugh
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