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Originally Posted by RedShoe
If I could afford to rent the entire theatre when I go to the movies, I would. Or at least fill it with friends or family. They're called STRANGERS for a reason... because they are all STRANGE!
People that WATCH a cell phone ad in the beginning of the movie reminding them to turn it off and then getting a call during the climax of the movie need to be shot.
Talkers are fun, coughers are great, assholes kicking my chair and or jabbing their feet under my seat are even better, but the best is the moron that didn't realize a gallon of coke 15 minutes before the movie was going to make him piss half way thru the film. This guy always sits near me and even if I'm on the longer end of the row he still heads my way to step on my feet or stick his big ass in my face as he passes. Ever smell a 250lb sweaty man-ass in the middle of summer in a crowded theatre at a cell phone gathering?
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That's why I haven't been to a movie theatre in over 6 years. I can wait for most films to make their way to HBO, the others I just catch them on PPV.
I can't concentrate on the movie at a theatre anymore, all I do is fight the urge to ram some idiot's cell phone up his fat sweaty 250lb man-ass.