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  • Adam-EB
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 393
    #51
    Poor cat.... I'm an animal lover. 4 dogs, 3 cats, a mouse and fish here.
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      • MissMiranda
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 583
        #52
        Originally posted by Shaddam IV
        an ass 24" wide with 280 pounds on top of it, falling down on a wood supported futon. yes. dead. it limped around dragging it's head screaming, laid down in the kitchen and blood came out of it's mouth...


        ohhh,, the poor kittie..

        you owe your girlfriend a big big apology and no dont get a new cat... let her get one when she is ready. If you go get one now all your doing is blowing off her pain, and if she is upset she wont pay as much attention to the new kittie.

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          • cosis
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 5293
            #53
            MY sister jumped on my bed stomach first and landed on the cat under the blankets sleeping, luckily he just got up and jumped out.

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              • SinBucks
                Registered User
                • Oct 2004
                • 331
                #54
                Wow thats messed up!

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                  • sickkittens
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 25100
                    #55
                    POor cat. I'm calling Peta right now.

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                      • theking
                        Nice Kitty
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 21053
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Rich
                        Assuming this isn't bullshit, you're an idiot for telling the truth. If you wanted to continue having a relationship with this girl, you should have gotten rid of the body and acted surprised when she noticed it was missing, as if it ran away when someone opened the door. Yes I'm an asshole, but hey, I've done an incredible amount of stupid things in my day and I remain married, against all odds.

                        Also, that way she'd at least have a glimmer of hope that the cat is still alive somewhere.
                        Hmm...a liar...an asshole and stupid. Many of us already knew this...but admitting it to yourself...Richy boy...is a step in the right direction.
                        When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                          • Illicit
                            wtf ?
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 11895
                            #57
                            Originally posted by Cylon
                            You told her the truth? You should have tossed it in the middle of the street and said it was hit by a car.
                            shit thats what I would have done... fuck that, never tell the truth about something like this
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                              • alexg
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                                • Aug 2003
                                • 11287
                                #58
                                omg you're so owned bro

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                                  • WarChild
                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 17263
                                    #59
                                    I think you and your buddies should go on a camping trip, take a bunch of guns, and get drunk again.
                                    .

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                                      • the Shemp
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 10891
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                        she already thinks we are a bunch of drunks.
                                        no doubt...
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                                          • iwantchixx
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 12860
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                            an ass 24" wide with 280 pounds on top of it, falling down on a wood supported futon. yes. dead. it limped around dragging it's head screaming, laid down in the kitchen and blood came out of it's mouth...
                                            I did not need to see that....


                                            spare the details.

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                                              • Rich
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 11486
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by beemk
                                                so true

                                                i hope your wife doesnt read gfy though.

                                                hahaha, no doubt.

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                                                  • Rich
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 11486
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by theking
                                                    Hmm...a liar...an asshole and stupid. Many of us already knew this...but admitting it to yourself...Richy boy...is a step in the right direction.
                                                    hmm, how's your wife doing, Pathfinder?

                                                    Notice all the guys who have had a girl for more than a month agree with me? Take notes, it may not be too late to prevent yourself from dying alone.

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                                                      • OG LennyT
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                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 14345
                                                        #64


                                                        I was expecting this pic

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                                                          • theking
                                                            Nice Kitty
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 21053
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Rich
                                                            hmm, how's your wife doing, Pathfinder?

                                                            Notice all the guys who have had a girl for more than a month agree with me? Take notes, it may not be too late to prevent yourself from dying alone.
                                                            PF's wife died last year Richy boy. I divorced all three of my wives when I was in the Army. I had a rule...if you collect my pay...when I am away...you better not play...if you want to stay. I will never marry again...and I do not seek or want any companionship. I will die alone...thank you very much.
                                                            When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                                                              • Relish XXX
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 4904
                                                                #66
                                                                I know I should be offering constructive ideas on how to rebuild your relationship but I cant as I am pissing myself with laughter....

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                                                                  • escorpio
                                                                    doesn't fuck around.
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 23486
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by Muff
                                                                    I don't think many people will get that. May have to refresh their memories
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                                                                      • foolio
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 12366
                                                                        #68
                                                                        LOL at all the cat owned pics

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                                                                          • gangbangjoe
                                                                            Ronin
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 17693
                                                                            #69
                                                                            if this is for real

                                                                            its funny and sad at the same time

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                                                                              • Morgan
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                • 10520
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                I bet his friends name is Ted.
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                                                                                  • GatorB
                                                                                    The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 18208
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    You should have beat the carp out of your friend? WTF? Besides the fucking cat, jump on my furniture you're lucky if you fucking live. You gonna pay me for a new couch? What, was he 5 years old? What a retard. I hate drunks that can't handle their shit.

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                                                                                      • Mikey_219Inc
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 1876
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by gh0st
                                                                                        Am I the only one who didn't think this was funny at all?
                                                                                        no youre not ... bunch of drunk slobs killing a cat - she ought to kill your fat friend.

                                                                                        let me add that i agree bro's b4 ho's and i HATE to be around cats - but i hope a ten ton drunk gorilla lands on your boy. if you cant handle booze without killing cats, youre a redneck.
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                                                                                          • Illicit
                                                                                            wtf ?
                                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                                            • 11895
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                            You should have beat the carp out of your friend? WTF? Besides the fucking cat, jump on my furniture you're lucky if you fucking live. You gonna pay me for a new couch? What, was he 5 years old? What a retard. I hate drunks that can't handle their shit.

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                                                                                              • eiht_98
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 6103
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                we need pics or a video or something...

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                                                                                                  • fulcrumstudio
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 414
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    D would kill me if i was in your situation....and if she reads my reply she's gonna be pissed at me....but:

                                                                                                    dude, thats some funny shit.....oh man, wow
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                                                                                                      • Odin88
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                                        • 3267
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Adam-EB
                                                                                                        Poor cat.... I'm an animal lover. 4 dogs, 3 cats, a mouse and fish here.
                                                                                                        hey Mr Aniaml Lover! What did you eat for dinner last night?

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                                                                                                          • More Booze
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                                            • 5116
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            hahaha,, and some random words... because I dont have anything to say.

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                                                                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                • 18812
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by ssp
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                                                                                                                  • Rui
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                                                                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                    • 9533
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    You sick fucks...tskk tskk

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                                                                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                        • 40077
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by FredIsMe
                                                                                                                        dont let a woman come between friends.
                                                                                                                        um, dude she has the right to be upset if someone killed her cat

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                                                                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                            Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                            • 40077
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Rich
                                                                                                                            Assuming this isn't bullshit, you're an idiot for telling the truth. If you wanted to continue having a relationship with this girl, you should have gotten rid of the body and acted surprised when she noticed it was missing, as if it ran away when someone opened the door. Yes I'm an asshole, but hey, I've done an incredible amount of stupid things in my day and I remain married, against all odds.

                                                                                                                            Also, that way she'd at least have a glimmer of hope that the cat is still alive somewhere.
                                                                                                                            your wife is so lucky

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                                                                                                                              • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                • 1908
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                It is funny that all of you think that the ?cat wrestling story? is actually the truth.

                                                                                                                                What you don?t want to know is that what really happened to the cat.

                                                                                                                                It was far worse than a big fat guy jumping on a cat.

                                                                                                                                The wrestling story was a ?lie? that was created to cover up the actual horrifying facts about the cat killing.


                                                                                                                                The "wrestling fat guy jump" story was created to help the situation with his ?girlfriend.?

                                                                                                                                Think about that.

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                                                                                                                                  • nofx
                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                    • 16826
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Shaddam IV
                                                                                                                                    fuck, im an idiot.

                                                                                                                                    what about getting her a new kitten idea ?

                                                                                                                                    need some advice. do i get it now so she has something fuzzy to play with and shower with attention or is there a mourning period?

                                                                                                                                    by the way, it cost $68 to dispose of the cat.
                                                                                                                                    it cost $68 to dispose of the cats body? are you on crack or just stupid?

                                                                                                                                    garbage bag > trashcan > no more cat > FREE

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                                                                                                                                      • MickeyG
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                                                                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 4134
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        whatever this is bs.

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                                                                                                                                          • Furious_Male
                                                                                                                                            Doing the grind since 99
                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                            • 16884
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by gh0st
                                                                                                                                            Am I the only one who didn't think this was funny at all?
                                                                                                                                            No you aren't the only one.
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                                                                                                                                              • Sosa
                                                                                                                                                In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                • 40149
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                poor kitty, but wtf you guys do wrestling moves when drunk? umm ok lol

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                                                                                                                                                  • Fred Quimby
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                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 5430
                                                                                                                                                    #87
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                                                                                                                                                      • Kicker
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                                                                                                                                                        • 7040
                                                                                                                                                        #88
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                                                                                                                                                          • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                            • 16443
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            She could probably sue all of you for animal cruelty and negligence.. and win...
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                                                                                                                                                              • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                                                                Logos and such.
                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                • 10214
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                I smell bullshitttttt , especially from this idiot.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • yellowmenace
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                    • 1141
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    shit sorry dude.!
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