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hahaha best movie ever
"Four weeks. Twenty papers. That's two dollars. Plus tip."
"Gee, Johnny, I don't have a dime. Sorry."
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."
"Well, it's funny, see, my mom had to leave early to take my, my brother to school and my dad to work, 'cause-"
"Two dollars. Cash."
"See, the problem here is, is that my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and, and uh, my grandmother dropped acid, and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis, so, come back later? Great."
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