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I'm going to fire myself

02-25-2005, 02:03 PM

I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

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02-25-2005, 02:03 PM

Donald Trump: "You're Fired."
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02-25-2005, 02:04 PM

Don't take that shit, Steve! resign first.
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02-25-2005, 02:04 PM

Give me your position before

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02-25-2005, 02:04 PM

Good call!
I just chose not to pay myself salary and see how long I'll work for free before I quit.
"The check's in the mail", haha yeah right. Loser.

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02-25-2005, 02:07 PM

It's about time we got rid of the dead weight around here ;)

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02-25-2005, 02:07 PM

Can you sue yourself for wrongful dismissal?

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02-25-2005, 02:08 PM

"You can't quit me! I fire!"

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02-25-2005, 02:09 PM

You don't have to take that shit, Steve!! See if you can get yourself a great severence package and then threaten to go look elsewhere, prefereably your competition, for employment!!

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02-25-2005, 02:10 PM

I'll give ya a job, Steve.

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02-25-2005, 02:10 PM

you are the weakest link...
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02-25-2005, 02:11 PM

Can I have your job?
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02-25-2005, 02:11 PM

going to give yourself 2k/mo. severance for the next year?

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02-25-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

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02-25-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Tala

You don't have to take that shit, Steve!! See if you can get yourself a great severence package and then threaten to go look elsewhere, prefereably your competition, for employment!!

I offered myself a nice severence package, but I turned it down. I'm worth much more to my competition, and I know it. Fuck me and my company, I screwed me over.

I wonder if I can collect unemployment while I look for a new job?

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02-25-2005, 02:13 PM

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02-25-2005, 02:13 PM

bye bye ..

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02-25-2005, 02:13 PM

C'mon Steve,

Nothing is unfixable. Take yourself out to dinner, promise to be a better worker for yoursef, then yourself should give you a raise for being so dedicated as to better you, then tell yourself that you have feelings for yourself and that it will make it difficult to be around you without expressing your true love, then have mad, passionate love with yourself but then feel dirty about it in the morning, then threaten to tell everyone about you and yourself so that yourself will have to give you a few extra weeks off and maybe a new car to keep you quiet.

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02-25-2005, 02:14 PM

Maybe you can sue yourself for more money. ;)

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02-25-2005, 02:15 PM

may I suggest that you masturbate to the awesome content you have, then sue the company for sexual harassment?

dont be too hard on yourself steve - you've done alot of good for this industry and have made many of us alot of money - so you deserve to be a "primadonna" at times - accept the cudo's

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02-25-2005, 02:17 PM

I hope Silvercash reads this, I know they have a cash reserve and are looking to snap up some industry heavyweights.

Mike, my list of demands is small, just write me a blank check each month and I'm all yours.

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02-25-2005, 02:21 PM

take a severence package as well, cause your lazy ass will need it ;)

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02-25-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by slapass

Don't take that shit, Steve! resign first.

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02-25-2005, 02:24 PM

this thread seems like a real mature way to deal with biz.

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02-25-2005, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by 2HousePlague

I'll give ya a job, Steve.

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02-25-2005, 02:26 PM

You must be a one bad employee that you don't like the job you do yourself. Go easy on yourself, don't fire yourself just resign.

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02-25-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Digipimp

this thread seems like a real mature way to deal with biz.

See, I'm always fucking off at work too. And I can't be trusted around money, I spend company money like its mine.

I think firing myself would really teach me a valuable lesson! I'll be back begging myself for my job back within a month, MARK MY WORDS

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02-25-2005, 02:28 PM

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02-25-2005, 02:30 PM

can i have your job

i just fired myself too and need a new one

Originally posted by Lightspeed

I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

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02-25-2005, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

See, I'm always fucking off at work too. And I can't be trusted around money, I spend company money like its mine.

I think firing myself would really teach me a valuable lesson! I'll be back begging myself for my job back within a month, MARK MY WORDS

Steve Lightspeed

ps. lighten up

i'm not saying i don't agree with you. you don't have to convince us we all already understand it.

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02-25-2005, 02:42 PM

Could you fire Me next? I need the severence pay.

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02-25-2005, 03:09 PM

Hire Tawnee to take your job then, I heard she was looking for a job.

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02-25-2005, 03:12 PM

Steve,

Fire me too ... I promise I won't pose for you to take pictures of me and I'll only charge you 1k a month for that.

Deal?

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02-25-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by gdog

Hire Tawnee to take your job then, I heard she was looking for a job.

I think I just snorted tea. Yuck.

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02-25-2005, 03:22 PM

steve... i'm sorry but.. YOU'RE FIRED

someone had to do it

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02-25-2005, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

steve... i'm sorry but.. YOU'RE FIRED

someone had to do it

*gag*

There are just some things I wouldn't do for any amount of money. He's one of them.

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02-25-2005, 03:25 PM

That's not grounds for firing. It's not like you slept with one of your models.
You might want to sue yourself for wrongful termination.

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02-25-2005, 03:34 PM

Come work for me Steve. We'll set you straight.

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02-25-2005, 03:40 PM

Sorry to hear that steve, it sucks that you had to let yourself go, if you want ill run the company while your away having fun ;)
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02-25-2005, 03:44 PM

as long as the job gets done..you can act like primadonna
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02-25-2005, 04:01 PM

Damn that sucks man, did you even give yourself any warning that this was going to happen?
I've come close to firing myself a few times, but i always manage to sweet talk my way back into good standing, or I buy something nice for myself and then I feel bad for ever thinking about firing me cause how could i let someone as sweet and thoughtful as I am to me go...good thing I didn't catch myself taking a nap today cause man that would have easily cost me 2 new pairs of shoes, and possibly some flowers.
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02-25-2005, 04:08 PM

hahahaha, this is classic

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02-25-2005, 04:22 PM

If I was running Lightspeed, the first thing I would do would be to fire myself so I think you have the right idea
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02-25-2005, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

I hope Silvercash reads this, I know they have a cash reserve and are looking to snap up some industry heavyweights.

Mike, my list of demands is small, just write me a blank check each month and I'm all yours.

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02-25-2005, 04:30 PM

Me too. Time to work with the Road Show for a change of pace !!!!

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02-25-2005, 06:26 PM

Need to have some fun at your next road show stop.

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02-25-2005, 06:27 PM

Ummmmm, I smell Human Resources!

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02-25-2005, 06:28 PM

Maybe a good vacation is all you need

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02-26-2005, 05:41 AM

Where can I send my CV to?
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02-26-2005, 06:46 AM

Lightspeed starting a few threads pretty close to one another.

A big anouncement coming soon?

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