Life kicks ass, and I'm done apologizing for it.

**xclusive** · 05-22-2006, 03:39 PM

You need a hug

**Amp** · 05-22-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by xclusive

You need a hug

No, I need a full-time bartender. You applying for the position?

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 03:42 PM

I just finished a $35 steak and a $700 bottle of wine and I'll be damned if I'm gonna apologize for it. Amp's right, you're all losers!

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-22-2006, 03:45 PM

I know how to Bartend.

**Amp** · 05-22-2006, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I just finished a $35 steak and a $700 bottle of wine and I'll be damned if I'm gonna apologize for it. Amp's right, you're all losers!

word brutha CD.... these fucking wannabes will never know what it's like to have anything you want.... when you want it...... served to you on a platinum fucking tray..... by your own servants.

To the haters: I get what I want, when, and how. And fuck you if you don't like it.

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

I know how to Bartend.

Didn't you invent bartending?

**2HousePlague** · 05-22-2006, 03:46 PM

I'm in the adjacent boat -- "I'm done apologizing TO it..." --

2hp

**jonesy** · 05-22-2006, 03:48 PM

i like amp threads.

**Peaches** · 05-22-2006, 03:49 PM

I'm picking to be CD's neighbor - he's got good wine and steaks and Amp's too strange for me.

**CyberHustler** · 05-22-2006, 03:49 PM

im still poor... wanna hire me?

**Amp** · 05-22-2006, 03:50 PM

my landscaper is cutting a dragon shape out of one of my trees right now.... because I told him to.

He doesn't know how, but I guarantee, before he leaves, it WILL be a dragon.

Power of the wallet.

**u-Bob** · 05-22-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by Amp

my landscaper is cutting a dragon shape out of one of my trees right now.... because I told him to.

He doesn't know how, but I guarantee, before he leaves, it WILL be a dragon.

Power of the wallet.

remember to post some pics

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 03:54 PM

I'll bet that..

:D

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-22-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Didn't you invent bartending?

I Invented The Apple Martini.

**Dagwolf** · 05-22-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I just finished a $35 steak and a $700 bottle of wine and I'll be damned if I'm gonna apologize for it. Amp's right, you're all losers!

I had a $5 steak and a $10 bottle of wine last night and I'll bet I enjoyed it just as much as you did yours! :D

**xclusive** · 05-22-2006, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Amp

No, I need a full-time bartender. You applying for the position?

Nah you wouldn't like me, I would water down your drinks and keep the good shots for myself

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

I had a $5 steak and a $10 bottle of wine last night and I'll bet I enjoyed it just as much as you did yours! :D

Maybe. When you haven't afforded yourself the finer cuts and vintages I suppose it is possible to just not know what you're missing.

I'll never go back to chuck steak. Sorry. :D

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 04:04 PM

I think Seinfeld said it best..

"Elaine, you've never flown first-class. *I* have. If you take the coach ticket you won't know what you're missing. I will. I CAN'T go back to coach Elaine. I can't, I won't!"

:D

**mechanicvirus** · 05-22-2006, 04:06 PM

So are you saying make jokes about airplane peanuts and stuff that happens to everyday people and i'll be set?

**maalox** · 05-22-2006, 04:36 PM

Fuck,i had leftover mac&cheese

**FTVGirls_Rob** · 05-22-2006, 04:41 PM

Amp, I rarely post on this shit board, but I doubt you make or own a fraction of what I do. You do talk about it a lot, and your posts are worthy of random entertainment.

**nico-t** · 05-22-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I just finished a $35 steak and a $700 bottle of wine and I'll be damned if I'm gonna apologize for it. Amp's right, you're all losers!

ha! i had for $7.00 shoarma in a sleazy joint... beat THAT!

**Malicious Biz** · 05-22-2006, 04:49 PM

I dont know whats sadder.. you broke losers or this rich loser that feels the need brag about it to internet.

**Amp** · 05-22-2006, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by FTVGirls_Rob

Amp, I rarely post on this shit board, but I doubt you make or own a fraction of what I do. You do talk about it a lot, and your posts are worthy of random entertainment.

LOL

In all likelyhood, you'll never know. I don't associate with people "aspiring" to be something. I live where people have already been there, done that.

You do not qualify.

**StuartD** · 05-22-2006, 04:52 PM

Who's asking you to apologize for it? What's the point of having "it" if you can't enjoy it?

"it" can be money, power, success, family, friends, happiness.... etc. Enjoy it.

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

ha! i had for $7.00 shoarma in a sleazy joint... beat THAT!

I think I already did.

And shoarma's a blend of seasonings. You had shoarma what? There isn't just one shoarma, it can go into a lot of things.

**Sosa** · 05-22-2006, 04:59 PM

lol amps messages

**nico-t** · 05-22-2006, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I think I already did.

And shoarma's a blend of seasonings. You had shoarma what? There isn't just one shoarma, it can go into a lot of things.

(pic from google img search)

**shermo** · 05-22-2006, 05:03 PM

Congrats to all the winners.

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

(pic from google img search)

You're right, that plate of dog vom does look better than the steak I had.

Whatwas I thinking?

**CDSmith** · 05-22-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Peaches

I'm picking to be CD's neighbor - he's got good wine and steaks and Amp's too strange for me.

You've got a standing invite to my table any time.

**jimmy-3-way** · 05-22-2006, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by Amp

LOL

In all likelyhood, you'll never know. I don't associate with people "aspiring" to be something. I live where people have already been there, done that.

You do not qualify.

Dude you are SO wrong. Rob double qualifies. No matter what brand of player status you've got...Rob's EMPLOYEES are still a couple rungs up on the ladder from you.

**dynastoned** · 05-22-2006, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

You're right, that plate of dog vom does look better than the steak I had.

Whatwas I thinking?

**Jellybeen** · 05-22-2006, 10:04 PM

I'm trying to remember how many years ago it was that we all got so sick of Amp's schizophrenic bipolar wannabeapimp-syndrome mental vomit and bullshit posturing that we just pigeonholed him to the "good for a pity laugh" category and moved on. Was it 3 years ago, or 4? Was it when he was whining about having no money and asking for webmaster couches to stay on or when he was bragging about how much money he supposedly had?

Next thing you know he'll be posting pictures of himself in his new bling-bling car and forgetting to take the rental tags off of it. It happens to all bullshit posers eventually.

**hezochiah** · 05-22-2006, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Amp

Just because you're a fucking loser does not mean I need to apologize for living in excess.

I used to be in YOUR shoes. I was worth all of about $5 dollars.

I fucking earned the RIGHT to be an asshole. And I'm exercising my fucking right.
When you achieve the level of being one of my neighbors.... then I'll speak to you as though you're human again. Until that day arrives.... fuck off. You're killing my buzz.

Don't apologize for loving your life and being an asshole. But remember, the next person you're an asshole to could be your boss someday.

**Dagwolf** · 05-22-2006, 10:25 PM

I think he should apologize for being an asshole.

There's no need to apologize for success unless you walk on people to get it.

**hezochiah** · 05-22-2006, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

I think he should apologize for being an asshole.

There's no need to apologize for success unless you walk on people to get it.

I was just trying the passive aggressive route but you're right, he should apologize for being an asshole. I just didn't want him to quote my comment and go on a 20 minute tangeant on why he deserves to be an asshole. Oops, I guess he'll do that with this one instead. Damn it...

Life kicks ass, and I'm done apologizing for it.

Life kicks ass, and I'm done apologizing for it.

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