I had a German girl here tonight

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  • Donners
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 689

    #1

    I had a German girl here tonight

    But I couldn't get my dick to work.
    Why is it like that? I broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago, maybe that?
  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    Yeah, maybe that's a factor.

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Perhaps you are getting too old and need Viagra?

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      • After Shock Media
        It's coming look busy
        • Mar 2001
        • 35299

        #4
        So many possible jokes, so little time.

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        • Donners
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 689

          #5
          Originally posted by spunky
          Perhaps you are getting too old and need Viagra?
          No, no problemo when I fucked my girlfriend. It's something els.

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          • rollinOn20s
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 2006

            #6
            Maybe, cause this so-called girl looked like a swamp donkey!
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            • ProjectNaked
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 4309

              #7
              you suck! I was trying to bang a German chick last summer, only had two days and couldn't get her naked damn she was hot

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              • Donners
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2004
                • 689

                #8
                Originally posted by rollinOn20s
                Maybe, cause this so-called girl looked like a swamp donkey!
                No, she was damn hot. We talked about how I would fuck her in the nightclub, maybe I got too much pressure on me.

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                • karlm
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4194

                  #9
                  Viagra my friend
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                  • ProjectNaked
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 4309

                    #10




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                    • Sparks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2466

                      #11
                      Man, isn't that a bitch when your penis doesn't work

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                      • sickkittens
                        I am a meat popsicle.
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 25100

                        #12
                        Maybe you are now realizing you are gay?

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                        • Donners
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 689

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sickkittens
                          Maybe you are now realizing you are gay?
                          Yes, do you want to come over?

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                          • H.I.G
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 926

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Donners
                            But I couldn't get my dick to work.
                            Why is it like that? I broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago, maybe that?

                            Next time try some Viagra

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                            • spideriux
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 17227

                              #15
                              Very HOT HOT HOT !
                              FreeOnes

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                              • Mefo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 6169

                                #16
                                german sluts do everything

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                                • Wiggles
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 14423

                                  #17
                                  i think its obvious that you are now gay, if she did not get it uo, your hopeless.
                                  no sig

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                                  • shining
                                    Registered User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 3

                                    #18
                                    german chicks rn't easy to fuck

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                                    • groark
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 1966

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by shining
                                      german chicks rn't easy to fuck
                                      Thats too true

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                                      • Trax
                                        [----------------------]
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 14486

                                        #20
                                        she's cute but the hooters chick is hotter

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                                        • Donners
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 689

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by groark
                                          Thats too true
                                          The girl I met was easy, but that's because I'm freaking hot.

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                                          • Trax
                                            [----------------------]
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 14486

                                            #22
                                            lol... thats what I call rock solid selfconfidence ;)

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                                            • Adultnet
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 8713

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Donners
                                              No, she was damn hot. We talked about how I would fuck her in the nightclub, maybe I got too much pressure on me.
                                              dude it does not sound good i only hope you were too much drunk


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