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    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 4957

    #1

    Let me give you a little inside information

    about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
    Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
    It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    ok George
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    • Manansala
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 551

      #3
      Ok Al Pacino.
      I don't have a signature. !

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      • Basic_man
        Programming King Pin
        • Oct 2003
        • 27360

        #4
        I dont have faith in god :D
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        • BlingDaddy
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 6343

          #5
          Allrighty then...LMAO
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          • The Bootyologist
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 2912

            #6
            had a good bottle tonight??

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            • mardigras
              Bon temps!
              • Feb 2003
              • 14194

              #7
              Put the bong down, you're done
              .

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              • Manansala
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 551

                #8
                Originally posted by mardigras
                Put the bong down, you're done
                I don't have a signature. !

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                • dirtysouth
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 2613

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mardigras
                  Put the bong down, you're done



                  Bong + good bottle = this
                  no sig

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