Off to Vietnam for 2-3 weeks...

say hi to my brother! what izzzz ittt?!@#$?!?

Have a great time man!

bring me back a rice farming hat

he's only got 90 posts, must be a SURFER! ban him now! lol what izzz ittt!@?$!@?!?!

Hey Sly.

Do you think I should delete my primary POP3 account? It gets a shitload of spam. Even on a cable modem I think it would be a PITA to download nearly 21 days of e-mail.

Email Mike and he'll setup a spam filter for you if he hasn't already. Otherwise, I think you'll be fine. Expect a lot of email! But you don't want to miss out on any important messages either. Only takes a couple minutes to delete everything you don't want.

Wishing you some fucking luck hon You don't need more problems..

Take many condoms!

have fun there

Ok. Will try to remember that. The e-mail addy is primarily used when I sign up with sponsors or message boards. No important person to person communication on that e-mail.

Eh. Still..what the hell. I'll leave it active.

LOL. Yeah. I'm taking 5mg Coumadin so no blood clots this time!

good luck

you gonna be eating a lot of good Pho

Well, I'm going with a "girlfriend" and her daughter (3yrs old) and her Mother.

It would be OK except the "girlfriend" has some intamacy issues and aside from having a *super tight* body, she's a bad lay.

Man, I'd love to hook up with some other tourist chicks while there. But I think I will be watched.

Wil make the best of it. Doing a favor for a friend bascially. Met her there back in '97 when I went there on vacation frm Tokyo where I was living at the time.

Saw Cu Chi tunnels on TV a while ago and it's much more polished now than back in '97.

Man, I was clueless back then. My 1st time to a 3rd world country. The begging and dirty city really got to me.

Hooked up with a dude from Australia (Aussies are always fun) and I think we went to the Rex or some other hotel with a small disco. Two fairly good looking girls ended up at our table.

Mind you- in Tokyo it's very easy to hook up with a girl.

We were talkin' drinkin' dancin'...Aussie knew they were whores. I didn't. LOL.

Thought we were just hooking up for the night to have fun. Was young grasshopper with much to learn. ;)

MASSIVE hassle bringing them back to our hotel. We had to get additional rooms for the night. Girls had to have their ID's photocopied...welcome to communism!

I was a bit drunk, girl was pretty cute.

Horrible BJ.

Very tight pussy though. Here's the thing...I get off more on the chick getting off. No matter what position...she seemed to like me fingering her the best...so I did until she came.

Rode her in various positions. Broke a couple condoms...finally fucked her bareback doffie to finish. It's was pretty bad all in all.

She spoke no English at all. Her friend who was with the Australian dude in another room did. They finished and came into our room.

Her friend shyly said "Okay...now you pay us one hundred us dollars each."



The girl I was with coulnd't even look up...she should have been paying ME.

I was like NO WAY. I'll give you $15 period. Much arguing that this wasn't discussed before hand, etc...

This went on for a while. Too bad- 15 was all she got. The Aussie winked at me when they left and of course knew what the deal was the whole time.

My experience sucked so bad I had to rub one out right after they left.



Well, that plus my buzz from nyquil and cold medicine brought back a lot of memories.

ouch that sux

haha good story

Yeah exit row window rocks. Feet up on the bubble door most of the way. I check in 4 hours before to make sure I get that seat on long haul flights like LAX-SYD if my FF points don't cover a business upgrade.

What route are you taking?

Boston LAX (either Tokyo/Seoul/HK) Vietnam maybe?

Anyhow, enjoy the trip. I'd like to check it out one day.

Have a safe trip pal!

Good luck to you !

Well, in the past I've done jfk->tokyo->bkk a few times and have 72k miles banked.

But since I didnt' buy the ticket..I think it's boston->chicago->korea->saigon.

I have a box of protein bars so I don't starve, ear plugs, melatonin, benedryl, those oral b brush up thingies (never used, but will be good on plane), floss, and those little travel mouthwash bottles. You know how nasty your mouth feels after that airline food.

Managed to fit everything in a carry-on.

My favorite part of visiting Vietnam was the Mekong River Delta. Some neat little towns and cities in the region.

question: can usa citizens just buy a ticket and go to viet nam now?

or lots of hoops to jump through?

i would like to go, i have flown over viet nam several times and it looks very beautiful.

bro.. its SUPER easy EVERYWHERE except the USA to get laid... theres cheap hookers everywhere....

Viet has tons of cute 18-22yo whores... they love you long time...

im on my way there in a few days as soon as i leave brazil... lots of little viet dick suckers to exploit.

im going through thailand to cambodia to vietnam by land, shooting village whores along the way.

you forgot one thing for when you need to use the airplane bathroom at the end of a 15 hour flight

Well, you just need to get a visa 1st...which the travel agency can do for you.