Some things I've learned from my gf's pregnancy

I'm sorry I find that funny.

Damn! I dont want to be rite now.

HAHAHAHAHA thats funny!

I really enjoyed meeting her, she seems like a great woman! I am sure you just love doing all that stuff

me and my boyfriend laughed at that

Damn dude looks like your goin to be pretty busy for a while, but things will get better when she?ll give birth, good luck to both of you. that was a good list btw lol

ROFL

I feel your pain

Your lucky.

You only have these problems while she's pregnant ?¿?¿. LoL

good luck, And congrats on the Pregnancy...

Rydz.

LOL.. its so true though Im laughing.

what always goes through my mind and I say to my fiancee often is.. "wonder what would happen if I pulled that shit on you?" It always seems to stop her when she attempts to turn the tables and starts running the relationship. Sometimes I will repeat later on what she has said to me.. she flys off the handle calling me names until I mention to her that she had said the indentical comments to me no more than a few hours ago. That shuts her up.

Have to keep it fair bro and dont loose your identity in all of this. You can be equal, but dont think there isnt a power struggle to make you a slave.

Yup, i dont think i will get anyone pregnant..ever!

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5. "a tent" is not an appropriate answer to "what should I wear?"

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still laughing OMG that is soo funny!

People still make fun of me for how HUGE I got when I was pregnant!

rofl...Tera, you didn't see how many flights of stairs he has to run up and down when she needs something..

Hahahhaha welcome to the fold, big guy :P

Uhm Stuart it's not just because she's pregnant. ;)

you said that and she let you live? she must REALLY love you

How many weeks is she now?

My wife is at about 19 weeks now and so far we've both been pretty lucky... she's lucky because she hardly has any symptoms (no nausea at all, just a bit of ligament pain) and I'm lucky because she hasn't become too much bitchier (yet).

god do i know this one!!

3. If I take up more than 7 inches of my queen sized bed... I'm hogging too much. I must lay on my side, with one leg and one arm hanging over the edge at all times.

My wife is only @ 9 weeks at the moment... god what have I gotten myself into!

Prepare for a life of misery
Congrats dude!

WG

Haha thats funny

when you said a "tent" i thought that she was naked when she asked what she should wear and you had a hard on in response....that should be ok!

Hehehe,

dude you just done got STARTED
wait tell the last few weeks
you think this is bad?
she will truely test your relashonship

she will do what she is doing now but 10000x worse

im not even joking

wait tell AfTERWARDS aswell and just pray she does not get post pardem depresson

this is what it is like after we had the baby now

the baby crys ... babys do that ... it is MY FAULT .... dunno why but it is my fualt the baby crys

she is holding the baby and she can tell the baby needs changed but she gets pissed at ME because i didnt change her?
Im like you are holding her I dont know that she is dirty?

and you work at home ... you wil regret it lol

i am sitting here working and she would be holding the baby or whatever and I am trying to seriously work and she does not stop asking me to do shit
can you get this
can you get that
over and over again

or she will get pissed because i didnt get up to make a bottle when the baby was hungry when she is just sitting there doing nothing while im working

or the baby is crying and she is sitting in her swign and I am working and all my girl is doing is watching tv
she gets PISSED because she has to get up and get the baby when I could of done it

I dont mind doing it - but i dont know why she cant do it for a few hours while i work so i can support her and the baby


I am the one who has slept out in the living room with the baby the past two nights as she hsa been really fussy and wants to sit up and sleep not lay down

and when my girl wakes up in the morning she comes out in the living room and wakes me up to get the baby from me and she wonders why I am cranking

HELL THE FUCK O ... i got maybe 3 hours a sleep a night when I am holding the baby all night while she sleeps as she kicks her little legs and wakes me up if I fall asleep


it is hell bro but worth it

this will truely test you ... test you every way possible

you will never cry as much in your life as you do when you are with this baby
it is that stressfull

you are just beging so enjoy what you hvae now


and dont also forget no sex for 6 weeks after the baby is born either


/end rant

5. "a tent" is not an appropriate answer to "what should I wear?"

Ahahah, that was a good one. I would never have the balls to say it, tho.

been there myself

youve got to be sensitive toher mood swings.

Ah the start of being pussy whipped

Here's a big mistake a made a couple of months ago-

Wife: I'm going to get fat!

Me: What did you expect when you were pregnant?

I realised about 3 milliseconds after I finished that line that I probably shouldn't have said it that way.

wtf? puberty? I meant to say PMS in #2. jeeze, see? I can't even think straight anymore.

Odie, you've got that right... going up and down 5 flights of stairs to get her an apple is one thing but having to go again a minute later to get her a drink as well..... oh well, at least I can keep my "girlish" figure this way

JupZChris, I can't wait... I'm taking notes on all this stuff so that one day.. God willing.. she'll be normal again and I can say "SEE!?!?! Remember this!?!?!"

Yes, that's funny the way you put it but would YOU rather be pregnant and see for yourself how it feels? It's really uncomfortable for her.

I've thought of a few more while out today....

7. That little "toot" that is now killing the plant life in the living room is caused by the baby.. because a woman's "toots" don't stink. Uh huh.

8. In addition to #2 and #3.... my having a blanket at night is a "privilege".... not a "right".

9. It's really the baby that wants jalapeno chips at 2am... not her.. it's the baby!

10. The probability of a beverage being spilled all over the place is directly proportional to how close the pregnant woman is to it.

Lol, nice list, I'll right it down for the future...

I still have the bruises


She's 18 weeks now. She got the morning, noon and night sickness almost immediately. She's better now but going through the "growing" pains as her tummy stretches out a lot now.

HAHAHA

Congrats on the baby.

You missed a very important one, never ever mess with a pregnant womans food