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  • Snake Doctor
    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
    • Mar 2001
    • 13449

    #1

    New joke I just heard....funny shit

    A man comes home from work one day to find his wife packing her bags and a cab waiting out front.

    She says "I'm leaving you, and its because you're a pedophile!!"

    "Well", says the man, "that's an awfully big word for a 9 year old."
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  • ffmihai
    keep walking...
    • Jun 2002
    • 7177

    #2
    i did not get it!

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    • FredIsMe
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2004
      • 2406

      #3
      lol classic.

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      • ssp
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 7990

        #4
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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5

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          • MARAKAS
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2004
            • 168

            #6
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            • chupachups
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 6576

              #7
              What, something to do with SeaAnimals and Kylle Hoppes right?

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              • Snake Doctor
                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                • Mar 2001
                • 13449

                #8
                Originally posted by Chupachups
                What, something to do with SeaAnimals and Kylle Hoppes right?


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                sig too big

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                • ytcracker
                  stc is the greatest
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403

                  #9
                  hahahhaaha joke
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                  • Snake Doctor
                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 13449

                    #10
                    Bump for the night shift
                    sig too big

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                    • Pete-KT
                      Workin With The Devil
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 51532

                      #11
                      nice oldie but funny

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                      • Sparks
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2466

                        #12
                        Lol, heard that one before, but always a good one

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          That's a good one.

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                          • ozmatt
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1843

                            #14
                            thanks for the laugh!

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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18648

                              #15
                              skinner, lol
                              I like turtles.

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                              • UniversalPass Pete
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 7368

                                #16
                                At least I didn't have to read a whole page!


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                                • Sweet Smile
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 455

                                  #17
                                  nyahahah that's pretty funny
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                                  • Tania
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 5393

                                    #18
                                    lol...that was funny

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