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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    How can you be SURE someone has to read a letter?

    Say I want to write to some asshole who has huge celebrity status. But I want the letter to make it past his personal assistants and other idiots. Is there something that can be written on the envelope that'll make it more likely to get through?
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    • DeanCapture
      Haters & Trolls SUCK!
      • Dec 2002
      • 9275
      #2
      Yes, in the return address, put something like:

      Johnson Medical Labs
      Re: Test Results
      545 Madison Ave
      City, State, Zip

      And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

      That should get right through
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        • RuthB
          Let's Get Paxumized!
          • May 2005
          • 7248
          #3
          Originally posted by DeanCapture
          Yes, in the return address, put something like:

          Johnson Medical Labs
          Re: Test Results
          545 Madison Ave
          City, State, Zip

          And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

          That should get right through
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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057
              #4
              Originally posted by DeanCapture
              Yes, in the return address, put something like:

              Johnson Medical Labs
              Re: Test Results
              545 Madison Ave
              City, State, Zip

              And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

              That should get right through

              LoL!!! I actually considered something similar to that!

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                • AdultKing
                  Raise Your Weapon
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 15601
                  #5
                  Any decent PA will already know that you have VD Nice trick, unlikely to work.

                  Perhaps marking the letter/package as containing explosives would get more attention :P

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                    • SomeCreep
                      :glugglug
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 26118
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                      Say I want to write to some asshole who has huge celebrity status. But I want the letter to make it past his personal assistants and other idiots. Is there something that can be written on the envelope that'll make it more likely to get through?
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                        • Way3
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 1727
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DeanCapture
                          Yes, in the return address, put something like:

                          Johnson Medical Labs
                          Re: Test Results
                          545 Madison Ave
                          City, State, Zip

                          And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

                          That should get right through
                          Nice! That should work!!!

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                            • MrMaxwell
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 10057
                              #8
                              Originally posted by AdultKing
                              Any decent PA will already know that you have VD Nice trick, unlikely to work.

                              Perhaps marking the letter/package as containing explosives would get more attention :P
                              You have solved it.

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                                • Barry-xlovecam
                                  It's 42
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 18083
                                  #9
                                  Pay a Process Server to give it to him ...

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47880
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                      Yes, in the return address, put something like:

                                      Johnson Medical Labs
                                      Re: Test Results
                                      545 Madison Ave
                                      City, State, Zip

                                      And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

                                      That should get right through
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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 50945
                                          #11
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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991
                                              #12
                                              write something girlie on the envelope like "remember me? I can't wait to see you again!" lots of hearts n shit.
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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470
                                                  #13
                                                  send it registered, and in the first line say

                                                  I plan to lake legal action if you do not respond.

                                                  they or may not respond, but they WILL read the rest.
                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94189
                                                      #14
                                                      Don't send it, that way it will definetively arrive to it's destiny ...

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                                                        • Agent 488
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 22511
                                                          #15

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                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 10057
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                              send it registered, and in the first line say

                                                              I plan to lake legal action if you do not respond.

                                                              they or may not respond, but they WILL read the rest.

                                                              I can't stand you, but thanks for trying to post a useful response.

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                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 10057
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
                                                                  Pay a Process Server to give it to him ...
                                                                  That's really a very good idea.. I imagine having someone "serve" a star would cost more than my pockets, though

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                                                                    • Chosen
                                                                      VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 63151
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DeanCapture
                                                                      Yes, in the return address, put something like:

                                                                      Johnson Medical Labs
                                                                      Re: Test Results
                                                                      545 Madison Ave
                                                                      City, State, Zip

                                                                      And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

                                                                      That should get right through
                                                                      Good one

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                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 41470
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                          I can't stand you, but thanks for trying to post a useful response.
                                                                          I don't know who you are, but glad I was able to make you think.
                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                            • MrMaxwell
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 10057
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              I don't know who you are, but glad I was able to make you think.
                                                                              I didn't say that. I said "Thank you for trying to post a useful thread"
                                                                              You remember me, I'm the man who broke down you business venture mistakes and whinings into simple complete fuckups... the one you couldn't respond to, because you were so hopelessly wrong.

                                                                              I know that you remember me

                                                                              If someone handed me my ass that way, I'd remember them and go for a spelling lesson.

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                                                                                • Barry-xlovecam
                                                                                  It's 42
                                                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                                                  • 18083
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                  That's really a very good idea.. I imagine having someone "serve" a star would cost more than my pockets, though
                                                                                  Most celebs do business as legal entities ( corporation, LLC etc). All corporations have Resident Agents that are required by state law to accept legal service for the celeb's corporate entity. A corporation's Resident Agent has both the legal obligation and fiduciary responsibility by law to make sure that the addressed officer of the corporation receives the letter.

                                                                                  Sent the letter certified return receipt (Domestic USA less that $10.00).

                                                                                  Finding that celebs place and name of incorporation might be a problem ...

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