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  • KRL
    Entrepreneur
    • Oct 2002
    • 31429

    #1

    Just Had The Funniest Dining Experience Ever

    First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

    Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

    So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

    Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

    Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

    Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

    OMG you had to be there . . . .




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  • .:St Ides:.
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4857

    #2
    Originally posted by KRL
    First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

    Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

    So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

    Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

    Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

    Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

    OMG you had to be there . . . .




    I could only fucking imagine how funny this was

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    • eric123
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2005
      • 6

      #3
      Wow That Was So Fucking Funny Dude Almost As Good As Paris Thing

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      • TheMob
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 8584

        #4
        Hehe That Is Very Funny

        Do You Speak Sign Language?

        Yes, Caps Roxoors!

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        • eric123
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2005
          • 6

          #5
          It Just Is Mob Ok

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          • Top Jimmy
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2004
            • 2513

            #6
            Originally posted by KRL
            First off not trying to make fun of handicapped people but ...

            Went to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) tonight. So the girl sits us in a booth next to a table full of deaf mutes.

            So I'm watching them try to order their meals with sign language and mumble talk. (and this is the waitresses first night on the job so she's already frazzled to begin with) I'm trying to retain myself watching this whole comical thing. She finally gets it all down.

            Then it turns out its the chefs first night on the job and he's a big burly Haitian guy and couldn't speak english well at all. He gets the orders all fucked up. Waitress brings the food and the deaf people start complaining in sign language and I'm totally losing it at this point.

            Then they start telling jokes and laughing about how bad the waitress and the service was all in sign language and I'm thinking oh god this is GFY material to the max.

            Then at the register again in sign language and mumble talk they make this poor blonde waitress retabulate the single tab into individual tabs and she gets it all messed up.

            OMG you had to be there . . . .




            Reminds me of the time I went to a club on Long Island where they were having a singles night for Deaf people. Very bizarre to see a whole pier filled with people but no talking.

            This is why everyone should carry a video camera with them.

            Don't reply. Let it die.

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            • eric123
              So Fucking Banned
              • Feb 2005
              • 6

              #7
              Yes Video Cam Nice

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              • prezzz
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 959

                #8

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                • KRL
                  Entrepreneur
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 31429

                  #9
                  The part that really got me the most was when they started joking in sign language and I was thinking how amazing you can make jokes using just your hands and still make people all laugh.

                  Classic is all I can say . . .
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                  • prezzz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 959

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KRL
                    The part that really got me the most was when they started joking in sign language and I was thinking how amazing you can make jokes using just your hands and still make people all laugh.

                    Classic is all I can say . . .
                    True, true. My wife knows sign language (she studies it) and I can only imagine how ugly things she's talking about with her friends with me not understanding shit

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                    • emthree
                      Dialer Kingpin
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10816

                      #11
                      Did any of them give her the finger? lol

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                      • Darth Vader
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 144

                        #12
                        I Jedi Force choke deaf people. I find their lack of hearing disturbing
                        Everything is going according to plan.

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                        • KRL
                          Entrepreneur
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 31429

                          #13
                          Originally posted by emthree
                          Did any of them give her the finger? lol
                          no but they saw I watching them intently and trying to figure out what they were signing and then they looked over at me and started signing and laughing so I guess I was the joke at that point.

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