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  • blackqueen
    Registered User
    • Feb 2005
    • 21

    #1

    Finally the truth about sex

    SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE!

    1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
    they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
    smooth.



    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
    skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
    skin glow.



    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.




    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up
    just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
    20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
    the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of
    well-being.



    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
    body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle
    sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
    THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW>



    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to
    wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque buildup



    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
    tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain



    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
    antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
  • Pete-KT
    Workin With The Devil
    • Oct 2004
    • 51532

    #2
    nice rules

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    • spideriux
      Registered User
      • Feb 2005
      • 17227

      #3
      I like these rules too
      FreeOnes

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      • jimb
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 2514

        #4
        wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

        Jim

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        • postTopic
          Registered User
          • Feb 2004
          • 183

          #5
          i love it ^_^

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          • blackqueen
            Registered User
            • Feb 2005
            • 21

            #6
            Originally posted by jimb
            wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

            Jim
            I used all of them, these are my top 10 that works best

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            • blackqueen
              Registered User
              • Feb 2005
              • 21

              #7
              Originally posted by Pete-KT
              nice rules
              Thank you
              I live by these rules, my life is more simple. Try it for a week

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              • mrthumbs
                salad tossing sig guy
                • Apr 2002
                • 11702

                #8
                Gentle, relaxed lovemaking increases the chance on STD's

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                • Best-In-BC
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 9509

                  #9
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                  • mrthumbs
                    salad tossing sig guy
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 11702

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Best-In-BC
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                    amen!


                    dfsdfsd

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                    • The Sultan Of Smut
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4325

                      #11
                      lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
                      This is why I do it.

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                      • mhende6600
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 740

                        #12
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                        • blackqueen
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                          This is why I do it.
                          Now try the other 9

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                          • XXXSharonXXX
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 159

                            #14
                            excellent topic!!!


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                            • Babagirls
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812

                              #15
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                              • mardigras
                                Bon temps!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14194

                                #16
                                Originally posted by blackqueen
                                10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
                                The tricky part is finding a penis skinny enough to fit up in there...
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